adam sandler ladies and gentlemen hey paul good to see you love you buddy that
was great you know you look great you i can remember when we first met and you looked the
same today as you did when we first met i'm telling you i've seen i i'm um no i i mean i
i used to be pretty damn young i was like uh you were a kid i think we have a picture of
you in high school now i didn't meet you in high school yes but i think this is a picture from high
school and if there's something that needs to be discussed you go ahead and discuss it okay
look at that that was
everybody looked like that in high school i swear to god i thought i looked good and my uh my
my father would always tell me you look horrible please please shave your head and i'd be like what
is this guy talking about yeah i look phenomenal so david this is a true story the reason it's
funny is because it's a true story but the uh so okay so i i wan that was in the you know the
early 80s and i see i'm watching mtv a lot and all these guys these cool guys on mtv have the
long straight hair oh yeah david lee roth eddie van halen kind of stuff you know rick springfield
like kind of down to the belt really yeah yeah and they look smooth and i wanted that my hair was
very afroey the longer it would get the crazier juan epstein look it would have you know so
so so i went to a uh drugstore and i saw a relaxer that there's relaxer for your hair and i was i was
like 17 17 and you know i i just i i bought it and i was like you know the girls will like me
with straight hair i just know it so so i did i got the relaxer in my hair i put it
i didn't even read it i was just like i'll put that in there and my head just started burning
and i just go all right let me get through this burn it's going to be worth it and
um
so thank you i do that i burnt and i swear to god
my hair at the when i got done with it i it was like crystal gale like it was it was the
lower low it was touching my my backside and it was very long and straight and i was like
thinking i look cool and i went to a high school basketball game to show all the chicks like hey
check check it out man so i get there and i go in the bleachers and all these
cute girls are there and i'm like you know doing this swinging it around
and um then somebody says what the hell happened to your hair and i was like i combed it
that's the answer i just combed it how long did something like that last it did not last
long i swear by the end of the game because it was a hot gym it started coming back up
i always when we were talking about you i always remember one time you uh made
kind of an announcement i felt bad for you that uh for a time and maybe this
is still true that your wife was under the impression she was married to ben stiller
in the beginning that's how i got her i just went along with it like yes she thought i was either
that or a beastie boy i was like yeah you're the one as long as you like how is the family
the kids are good the kids they the kids are pretty funny they watch my movies now
they're in the movies they're always in them i've been letting them watch themselves in my
movies but now i let them watch my full movies and like they realize like daddy you know takes
it pretty serious so i watch them watch it and i make sure they're laughing and i'm like
you know they have those ipads and they're just watching my movies and i'm like any time they
laugh like what was that well you did this i'm like yeah that was good right and then
but but we downloaded uh other movies and they they like jim carrey movies better and they
and they they watch his movies and i see them just like huge laughs and i step in the room and they
see the pain i'm feeling and they're like you know it's good but it's derivative of buster keaton i
think i'm like it is it is uh but their favorite movie unfortunately is night at the museum
and uh i like my wife uh they really go bananas for that one and uh
and i walk in and when they're laughing at that i mean i i i just let them have their phone but they
they they say things like you are really good in this one daddy and i'm like yeah yeah and i i go
whatever i just go with it i'm going through a similar thing now my son is
nine years old yeah yeah uh aware that i have a television show i don't know how he found out
his favorite person on tv yeah larry the cable guy oh yeah oh he is funny though
yeah it's funny i love mario kayla get her done does he say get her done
he's very fond of larry he's great man it is good so it's just a whole different life the
guy from the cars movie you can't that's right your camper yeah larry the cable guy
does he watch this show ever has he seen this show yes he's seen the show a couple of times what's
he think he's all right uh he uh well he just oh look grandpa you know a lot of that grandpa
i but yeah yeah yeah um
you took the family to africa this is a great trip this is like a lifetime experience went to africa
what part of africa south africa did a movie what part of africa is montenegro do you know
yeah that guy a good-looking couple yeah um yeah i'm in africa i just got here's what happened i
come back to new york like a few days ago with my wife and kids and i was on a television show
jesse okay the kid in grownups who's my son is on the television show jesse which is a big show on
disney channel and my kids love it and every kid in the world loves it so i was i did an episode
there that's that's the beginning of the story so what happens is i get back i get back from africa
and africa is like six hour difference i'm just tired and my wife and the kids go to a park here
in new york and it's very hot 95 degrees and all that so they're running through the sprinklers
my wife's in the bathing suit the kids are in madison they're pretending to be bad ass new
yorkers and all that you know trying to get a fire hydrant undone i'm like just do this sprinklers
thing so anyways uh uh i was on african time and i took i said i'm gonna take a little nap so i fall
asleep on the park bench and then this uh so i'm sleeping i think about 15 minutes and then a lady
i feel the shaking on my shoulder excuse me excuse me i was like yes were you on jessie
i said i said yeah yeah yeah i think so and she said my uh
that show is big by the way must be every kid likes jessie so anyways i said yeah i was i
was there and she says yeah i'm babysitting that kid over there will you go say hello
and i go i can i finish my nap sure and she goes yes and then she's walking away and i hear a
movie star sleeping on a park man that's not right that's not right i tell you let a man say this
is just not right thank you david now were you on uh safari when you're in africa i did it all
i did at all i uh my kids said the giraffes in africa were like more fun than the ones i
bought them for the backyard and they said they were cool not the way it always works
not as good as the ones we have at home no i did this i did have an incident and uh and uh i i i
sent you guys the the thing this was uh send us the thing what do you think i
sent you a little thing i i uh uh me i went on i would hung out with some like lions and yeah one
you see them from the jeep and no they let me get out you go into this one place you hang out with
with lions and and uh no tigers tigers are in asia by the way i didn't know that but now i know
you go someplace they'll let you swim with the dolphins but i don't think routinely they'll let a
guy out of the jeep to mingle with the lions i was on i was on jesse so they were like whoa no but
this this is a true story this has really happened i went there they were very nice
people at this place and they let me in the in with the cheetah it was the owner they let you in
it was a cheater and and said i could feed the cheat of water with my hands so i did it and i and
and and something it went a little bit wrong all right let's take a look this doesn't sound legal
that's me in the hat holy moly
yeah that's that was the cheetah wow you were remarkably composed i was as
i played it off real good what happened was they they uh they said you were not supposed to bend
down low with the water that's why you got them that's right isn't that their responsibility
to tell you what not to do in front of a cheetah you're supposed to know that getting off the plane
my god what did that woman say was it like he was cool she was like she handled it she's seen it
she that's her best friend she said the cheetah so they were friends but she sleeps with that cheetah
in her bed i swear to god but uh with me i was very nervous and uh and um yeah yeah it was fast
no that's the kind of thing you'd expect from jim carrey i'm surprised they let you in there
the only reason though i swear to god my my i didn't react that to like my friends
who watched it they go man you were a badass you played that pretty cool
i had a stiff neck at the time so when he jumped on me i was like oh my neck and i
and i slowly stood up and everyone's like whoa you were cool and i swear to god when he jumped on me
the thing all i was gonna do was let him eat me there was not there was not one part of me that
was gonna fight back i was like all right this is how i'm dying this is great not a bad way to go
honestly a pretty cool good story steve mcqueen we'll be right back with adam sandler everybody
there he is ladies and gentlemen adam sandler that was great quick this um grown-ups too
going up through yeah the first one uh was it two years ago the first one you made
three years ago 300 million dollars 300 million dollars something like that that's just
one how many movies you made the 30 35 60 yeah yeah 60. uh and so this is the
sequel and uh the same cast yeah yourself it's david spade yeah yeah yeah yeah help me out here
kevin james yeah okay but james yeah yes we we we and your wife oh yeah she i always we
have fun her and the kids are in the movie yeah no no no you're moving oh salma higher yeah yeah oh
yes it's basically uh the avengers kind of thing that's why we did part two you know
all these superhero movies keep doing it you know uh kevin james to me is the incredible
hulk kind of man you know he bends down at tie his shoes the shirt rips he gets angry
david spade uh iron man like man
powerful just refuses to ever get married or like anybody but himself uh sorry david love
you david uh chris rock chris basically thor you know with the blonde hair and all that
and me uh you know like my father always called me captain idiot
so now i don't know i don't know anything about movies but it looks to me like you guys go to a
place or some resort on a lake a beautiful setting yes and and you just take over and
it's just a horse play for like three months is that pretty much what it is
and at the end you got a movie that makes 300 million dollars which yes
no it has a plot it has a lot i know that then at the end everybody gets a maserati
i did i did buy uh the guys last time a maserati each you know because it was so successful and we
had such a great time so and it was the stupidest thing i've ever done because
all during part two i'm getting looks like
you know if it does well what do i get
so yeah yeah the boys wanted to they they think that the fact that their maseratis are three years
old now that they have time to trade time to trade up or trade in whoa what kind of car do you drive
caddy i got a bunch of caddies yeah right it's a great ride yes yes uh the cadillac uh um i got
the fast one actually kevin james bought me one kevin james what is this people nobody's buying
me a car i know what are you guys doing out there here have a car that doesn't happen to me well
it's it's what do you want i'll get you deserve it i i appreciate that we'll get all the whole
grown-ups we'll chip in and get you just bring me in some brochures and i'll pick something out
the nice thing about something like this is if people know the movie from the first one yes so
now they're ready and excited to see more about what happens to these people in the second one
and i don't want to mess anything up but it'd probably be even more successful than
first of all let's see i hope so uh what is the number that i get a car what are we looking at
honestly mike i have a gardener and literally he does my bushes outside and i like hey man
and he's like you like the way they look i'm like yeah very good he goes maserati good
i don't know man so i got to get him one but uh
honestly yeah i would love to get you whatever i go american usually but the maserati calls so much
it sounded better but whatever you want remember i'll leave it it's entirely up to you i'll get you
a bet that's good that's good right that would be very nice well i'll be there uh midnight thursday
for the opening of grown-ups ii ladies and gentlemen adam sandler
and all your favorite guys thank you very much
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