heretic life invader CEO J Norris will
unveil the product himself on lock
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you're such a [ __ ] dictator why the
[ __ ] not he is not staying the night
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you
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what do you want and I'll come back for
that drink you offer that's all I wasn't
really serious about that what you're
here whatever sitting yeah I'm gonna rob
me again man I never robbed you I was
just a repossession okay you got
whatever you want to call it I really
don't care it can do for you
[ __ ] I just came by to see if there's
something I can help you with I see you
doing well for yourself I'm retired
ain't you a big yelling for the pipe
slippers and staying at a [ __ ] sunset
you know I've been in this game for a
lot of years and I got out alive
it makes me the right age if you look
like a good kid but if you want my
advice give this [ __ ] up
you work hard screw over everybody that
you love hurt robbed kill
indiscriminately and maybe just maybe if
you're lucky you've become a 3-bit
gangster it's [ __ ]
go to college they're gonna rip people
off and get paid for it it's called
capitalism hmm so what I saw the other
day was like when the corpse briefly
reanimates itself and terrorizes
everyone right what you saw the other
day was a guy dealing with pests I guess
I never saw myself as just a [ __ ]
pissed well today's lesson is all about
humility tomorrow would try a training
montage by training what nothing I was
just lost in an 80s movie fantasy yeah I
can see you spend a lot of time near as
much as I can so that's why you here
buying would be right maybe I'm here
because I'm just an idiot who thinks
that imported palm trees are a good
substitute for not really knowing what
the [ __ ] you're doing on this earth
Jesus man you're a good time you know
that I'll tell you what
at least I can do is buy you that beer
there's a little bar I like it's not too
far from here let's go all right man I'm
following you
we're taking my wife's car hey Jim I'm
going for a drink what [ __ ] I mean our
boat going down the western Iowa it's
been stolen
what the yotz been stolen I was trying
to sell it I know you didn't want it so
but I need money and they don't want to
buy it they just want to take it
hiding in the head you're insane
all right I'm coming for my boat
all right either each of plants my
darling boy is in trouble
hey I help you out
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lesson number one don't ever have kids
hey man look if I have kids I don't
think no parenting issues will arise
over who had boat privileges and who
don't
she [ __ ] would be lucky to sit
in the bathtub
[ __ ] things that desperate huh no but no
[ __ ] I was making a point pathologizing
self-deprecation I know it well yeah man
well she went a boat it
little shits been hijacked there's
somewhere on the western highway
oh there there there it is that's my
boat no boasting a [ __ ] hurry man
yeah well we'll catch up
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we got a plan
once I get into book you're the board
any traffic
I got a piece of the club box I'll cover
you oh yeah man fine just [ __ ] [ __ ]
so you thought a happy thing right well
if you want to look
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enjoy not the engine check you got four
lane
I just boom front of junkie-ass get away
from him
wait you're the guy from the dealership
yep and it's a long story
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it's gonna kill
hey in New York damn thing
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[ __ ] remind me not to bother you
preparing in a fight
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that everyone all right time to get the
boat back this is getting really weird
that doesn't sound good hey that's the
engine man we chasing [ __ ] in this bag
hold it together
ah [ __ ] [ __ ]
hey it's just a thing at least you still
got it son
hey just a chop shop back here dog you
drive us there you get the right fit
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it's just a thing my bunk please stop
doing that
listen I [ __ ] up okay I'm not going to
live that was a really bad judgment call
but [ __ ] dad I nearly died and oh you
give a [ __ ] about us this [ __ ] boat
no not bad it's all we do is scream at
each other no wonder I can't get a job
it's all your [ __ ] fault or it's not
but it's partly your fault I mean I just
want to impress you by selling my boat
for some gangbangers I know it sounds
dumb when you put it like that but all
you do is daydream or get angry look I
love you Jimmy but you're an [ __ ] and
right now with my boat disappeared over
the horizon that's all I can see right
cheap do me a favor give this kid a ride
home at me fix this thing I want a head
but the roadie
Wow great leave me with the home invader
I'll get it done oh no problem
dad all right enough Franklin do me a
favor call me tacks William no problem
it is the place up here I know this dude
man's name huh
I take what's in my pocket a couple
thousand bucks that'll cover right yeah
she'll be cool
good so you sure you're good yeah I got
this get out and walk around so can just
climb over look man I'm gonna get the
ride fixed man he dropped it back off at
your house along with this dude it's all
good though man
you gonna get your hair right all right
all right listen thanks for today I
appreciate it
you stop back out tonight we'll talk you
see so man hey sorry we'll get your boat
man yeah come on man let's trick this
whip homie
celebration
I'll start sweating
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come on man let's get in there still
need to get you out for one of the races
Franklin see if you drive as fast as you
talk all right
good isn't it
are you trying to think alike the
sickest ride that's even conceivable
alright man I'm taking you home it's
Franklin right yeah Frank on a credit
for our guy the home invader you know
what call me what you like me yeah I
know I mean sure Jimmy ain't our James
Jimmy or just like chiseled nah man odd
to stick with Jimmy home so what's the
deal man
huh you and my old man I see you at the
dealership and someone steals my wit and
poppers are like he's been down there to
talk to you guys
your pops did more to talk what'd he do
look man if he ain't tell you go Ted but
I lost my [ __ ] job and I thought
maybe he can help me find a new dude my
dad is retired like fully like his only
marketable skills are watching TV and
daytime drinking man look I don't know
him he seems okay to me [ __ ] he saved
Joey you saved my ass nah nah man well
well maybe we good together you know
like maybe we can get [ __ ] done we
couldn't do SEP if it keeps him out of
the house that's cool by me yeah well
we'll see
look I'm sorry my dad lost to you job
it's hard out there I mean
mentally challenged at the moment oh you
got fired
dude hey that's rough not fired as such
I didn't get a job I've been there home
you've been putting the resumes out here
but no one's I know no I I didn't get a
job I've never had a job it feels like
hard work life the days just kind of
disappeared hey you play righteous
slaughter
yo so like since you're both unemployed
like we could run together you know yeah
I think about it home or or we could
just like choppy you know play darts or
get our drink on strip clubs come on
dude I get real crazy yeah I got your
number [ __ ] I need him man but uh hey
you know what may go easy on your pops
dawg all right all right Church exactly
man but brother from another mother I
mean I hope so cuz my mom was kind of
shanked back in the day see it yeah
whatever homie peace
you