after 10,000 years the evil interstellar
witch Rita Repulsa was finally released
from her long-standing prison which and
I need to point this out was an actual
space dumpster gross no wonder she was
so pissed off that she decided to attack
earth on the spot to combat her vile
magics the good-natured sage in a tube
Zordon sought out a team of heroes and
for whatever reasons specifically
requested five overbearing and over
emotional humans I feel you invader zim
the five teens connected to the morphing
grid an energy field that transformed
them into the Mighty Morphin Power
Rangers and if that wasn't cool enough
each ranger was bonded to a giant robot
dinosaur there was the blue Triceratops
the yellow saber-toothed tiger the black
Mastodon the pig pterodactyl and finally
the red Tyrannosaurus this would go to
the Red Ranger and leader of the team
Jason Lee Scott Jason was a pretty chill
and level-headed guy and already good
enough in martial arts to be teaching
classes he's skilled in Kenpo taekwondo
judo and notably the more unknown Sheng
Kido a mix of karate and Japanese sword
fighting and he dabbled in hip hop Kido
but to get all the martial arts skill
he'd ever need all he's gotta do is hold
out that mighty power cord and yell oh
yeah chills man every day morphing into
his Red Ranger form did indeed grant
Jason an unprecedented level of martial
arts mastery even Billy the Blue Ranger
who barely knew any martial arts at all
became a fist fighting master after
morphing the Red Ranger form also boosts
Jason's speed and strength to superhuman
levels and see those sparks that's the
morphing grid taken hits for him and
it'll keep doing that until it's
overloaded from too many attacks good
get grid over here where do I get wood
hey Wiz yeah would you ever
take a hit for me like that uh yeah sure
boomstick oh that's not what I meant
yeah you all heard him he said I could
we're gonna take a break low whiz flips
his nose back right side out but make
sure to come back next week to see the
Red Ranger take on Leonardo from Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles oh my god my hair