Should I bowl it?
Oh, my god.
Are you going to bowl right now?
Yeah, I told you so.
Watch your feet.
Oh, my god.
Oh.
Oh, my god.
Are you OK?
I'm feeling really good.
There's nothing that could put me in a bad mood today.
It's going to be awesome.
[CRASH]
[GASPS] Of course, he wrecks my car.
[LAUGHS] [CLAPS] Yay!
Oh, excellent.
[BLEEP] Hey, Brandi.
I hit a pole.
[LAUGHS]
JARROD: So much for buying a bunch of lockers today.
Now I've got to pay to fix Brandi's car and the pole.
Come on.
Wait.
Up-- go on a little far-- now go back.
What?
Back.
Oh, you broke the radio.
Seriously?
Even when he's not driving, he's backing into things.
This day just keeps getting more expensive.
Look at this thing.
Whoa.
What is it-- a reptile--
what is it?
I think you incubate snakes, or lizards, or something.
You want to start a snake farm?
No.
I'd rather be locked in a room with 100 clowns--
[TOY LAUGHS]
--than go near a snake.
Well, I'll tell you what.
Why don't we go get it checked out?
We'll buy some snake [INAUDIBLE]..
We'll take it back to the house.
Whatever grows, that's what we raise.
There has got to be something else in this locker.
Right?
Are you sure you don't want to just do this by yourself?
I could wait in the car.
We're getting our incubator checked out at a place with--
you guessed it-- snakes.
Cool.
That's a reptile incubator.
And a brand new top-of-the-line incubator--
what could they go for?
They have incubators that zoos use that are $50,000, $60,000.
What do we got here?
I'm pretty confident this is all in working order.
Everything looks great.
I think $300 all day.
- 300 bucks? - That's great.
I told you it was worth money.
I told you that was a good unit.
- [LAUGHS] - Great.
Now Jarrod can buy me a new bumper.
Let's get the [BLEEP] out of here.
If you're ready to go, I'm ready to go.
And here we go.
How much money, what's your pleasure.
50 bucks? 50 right there.
[AUCTIONEER CHANT]
100 going once.
100 going twice.
On its way, Brandi.
OK, there.
At $75.
- I wasn't bidding. - We're good.
He thought you bid, but that's all right.
I wasn't bidding.
DAN DOTSON: All right, lock it up.
Next case.
Was I talking with my hands a lot right now?
I wasn't paying attention.
I love it when Brandi's frustrated.
Wait a minute.
That gives me an idea.
[AUCTIONEER CHANT]
JARROD: You bought that one?
This is working out great.
It's not funny.
JARROD: I didn't bid. How would I bid?
I was all the way over here.
Get ready, folks.
Get a good look.
Woo!
DAN DOTSON: [AUCTIONEER CHANT]
Sold that way, Brandi.
You got it for $100, Brandi.
JARROD: Brandi--
BRANDI: Please, please.
You know what?
We're not going to bid on this unit.
DAN DOTSON: [AUCTIONEER CHANT]
Sold this way.
Brandi, you got it for $65.
JARROD: You are knocking them down right now.
Stop it!
[BLEEP]
Woo!
JARROD: We're not going to bid on this unit.
Please don't.
DAN DOTSON: Going once, 140.
Sold that your way. $140.
Brandi.
JARROD: You are bidding recklessly right now.
DAN DOTSON: [AUCTIONEER CHANT]
Sold this way.
Brandi, you got it for $220.
Brandi.
JARROD: Woo.
Brandi is a buying machine.
Got this [BLEEP] on fire.
The load from Koreatown just arrived.
And I'm dying to find out how Brandi did on those units
she bought.
BRANDI: I hate to say it, but Jarrod's nonsense
might have paid off this time.
JARROD: Uh-oh. BRANDI: Whoa.
Might be something good.
BRANDI: There's pink peanuts in there.
Is it a head?
Is it an ashtray?
Whoa.
What is it?
A teacup.
These are pretty unique.
I've never seen cups like this.
You think this matches this?
Maybe.
They might be worth something.
See if I can find somebody to tell us about them.
I feel like we're at a point now we
can let these guys just finish.
Get those tea cup thingies checked out.
Maybe get some tea.
- I'd love to. - Yeah.
We could go--
BRANDI: I could go for some tea right now.
Yeah, we could go for tea.
BRANDI: We pinkie up?
Oh, yeah.
All the way.
JARROD: We're going to the Rose Tree Cottage to see Edmund.
Hopefully, he can tell us something about
these bizarre tea cups we have.
May I introduce you to Mary?
This is Mary Fry.
Hi, Mary.
Brandi.
Is this one person's collection?
BRANDI: Yes.
I was curious about these.
Is it for the spoon?
Well, actually, no, no.
No, it's for the moustache, of course.
Men would have rather fine moustaches.
And of course, they were waxed.
So this stopped the wax from getting wet when
they were having their tea.
It'd be terrible if I spent a lot of time waxing my moustache
and then getting tea on it.
This is probably the largest collection we've had come by.
My family's been in the tea business for 200 years.
It's a very nice find. JARROD: Thank you.
Fantastic.
How much are they worth?
Well, I would say emphatically no less than $2,500.
It's quite a collection.
Oh, my gosh. Wow.
I should buy [INAUDIBLE] more often.
Yeah. - You did really well.
I'm really good at this.
Hear that, Jarrod?
My lockers were a hit.
We're going to have to come up with some kind of strategy
then.
Because I don't want to not get it.
BRANDI: Do you have any ideas?
I'll stay down here by these guys.
And you go stand down there.
And we'll bid against each other.
Have to throw them off.
They won't know what's going on.
It's your classic divide and conquer strategy.
DAN DOTSON: All right, here we go.
[INAUDIBLE] What's your pleasure.
What are you going to pay, say. And how much, how much.
BRANDI: This isn't a strategy.
It's a suicide mission.
Here! DAN DOTSON: [AUCTIONEER CHANT]
1,050 going once.
1,050.
1,100 bucks, you're out.
11, 1,100. Got to go against--
Yeah. DAN DOTSON: 1,100.
11 and a half.
11 and a half, 1,150.
11 and a half--
and now 12.
[AUCTIONEER CHANT]
Yep!
DAN DOTSON: [AUCTIONEER CHANT]
Yep!
DAN DOTSON: 13.
1,350 going twice. Going to go against what?
Yeah. DAN DOTSON: 1,350.
1,400.
[AUCTIONEER CHANT]
See, that's why I'm not standing next to her.
DAN DOTSON: [AUCTIONEER CHANT]
Sold it for 1,550 bucks.
Brandi, Jarrod.
Jarrod, Brandi.
BRANDI: You're lucky you're standing way the [BLEEP]
over there.
JARROD: Do you want to talk some more, Brandi?
No.
Clearly, my talking to you doesn't do any [BLEEP]..
Maybe it's working miracles.
Remember how I used to be before you started talking to me?
Brandi only wanted to spend $700 on this unit.
But I went ahead and paid $1,350.
I don't know.
It seemed like a good idea.
This bedroom set's easy.
800 bucks.
BRANDI: What?
JARROD: Yeah.
BRANDI: Come on. - Let's see what it looks like.
Every piece of this furniture has scratches on it.
Jarrod spent too much on this room.
So now he's going to try to make everything
sound better than it is.
How much?
Go ahead.
Give me your price.
400 bucks.
JARROD: You are obnoxious today, Brandi.
The bedroom set is 600 bucks.
Brandi's got that "I was right" look on her face already.
Please let there be something good in these boxes.
I don't want to say you were right.
And I definitely don't want to say I was wrong.
So eh--
This was a lesson for you?
No, I don't learn lessons.
Come on.
I really thought he was going to stick to the game plan
this time.
What was I thinking?
I'm thinking [INAUDIBLE].
What?
[INAUDIBLE] for 200. Yes.
I guess I'm getting out of here.
Brandi, come here.
Come here.
You, hey. [WHISTLES]
What?
Why?
Why not a million?
Well, you know what?
Even if it was canceling them right away, we could use them.
DAN DOTSON: [AUCTIONEER CHANT]
450 going once.
[AUCTIONEER CHANT]
5,550.
5,650.
[AUCTIONEER CHANT]
I hate to say it, but I may have created a monster.
Yeah.
DAN DOTSON: 6,450.
She's in at 65 and a half.
Who's in?
None of your damn business.
I got 6,550.
6,650.
Going once.
I got 6,550 going twice. Got to go.
Fair warning.
Then I'm going to go with that.
6,650 now.
66 and a half.
Jarrod isn't going to be happy,
but I'm going one more time.
DAN DOTSON: 6,750 going twice.
6,750 going once.
6,750 going twice.
6,750.
6- and a half now.
I've got 68 and a half.
[AUCTIONEER CHANT]
6,850 going once, twice.
68--
[AUCTIONEER CHANT]
Sold out your way.
6,750 big bucks, Brandi, Jarrod.
All right!
Woo!
Wow!
DAN DOTSON: [INAUDIBLE] 67 and a half your way.
JARROD: Brandi just spent $7,000 that we'll never see again.
She can deal with this unit on her own.
Yeah.
This is an awesome unit.
I cannot wait to start one of these up and go for a ride.
Oh.
I'm a little surprised that the first quad didn't start.
So I'm going to check the other two, just to be safe.
This one doesn't--
I don't think this one has gas.
OK, I just blew 7 grand on three quads, and they won't start.
I'm a little worried.
We're at the Milestone Motocross track
to find out if 7 grand for the three quads was a good buy.
Oh, [BLEEP].
This is out of control.
So about these quads-- someone called me to come
check it out for you guys.
These are the quads we got.
We got them all out of a storage unit.
The only problem we have right now is the bikes
don't currently run.
But say we throw a battery in there, and it's running.
What are they worth?
Well, for this one, the 04, which is fast,
you're probably looking at a good solid 3,800 bucks.
How much do you think we're looking for this thing?
This one right here, you're probably
looking at an easy 4 grand.
4,000 bucks?
$4,000.
And this one's similar, a year newer.
You're probably looking at a good 4,300 to 4,500.
Jarrod doesn't like to admit when I'm right.
But if these quads start, I'll have the last laugh.
Here we go.
Do or die time.
Let's try to start them.
[INAUDIBLE]
[REVS ENGINE]
Oh!
We're getting better.
BRANDI: All three quads are running.
And I made a profit of 5 grand.
So from now on, Jarrod needs to check
with me before he buys toys.