Sikowitz!
Oh, I'm sorry. I was sucking the milk
out of this coconut.
And before I begin,
I'd like you to have these two large coconuts.
Wonderful.
You know, their milk gives me visions.
I've heard.
Now, go play I gotta scrape this onion
dip off the wall.
Or onion puss.
[heavy breathing]
Look at this cookie.
That's a big cookie.
Mountain streams are full of fish.
- So? - Fish pee.
You're drinking fish pee.
Try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.
Hazelnut?
I don't know. I found it in the garbage.
We thought you might need this.
Save some for dinner.
I do not have a ketchup problem!
Thanks.
Mm! What kind of sausage is this?
Oh, just sausage. You know.
Yeah, but what kind of meat is it made of?
[laughing]
Would you like to join me in a handful of Raisin Bran?
What's the deal with Raisin Bran?
Is it raisins? Is it bran?
I wanna know!
Why is it pink?
It's pink lemonade.
I've never seen any pink lemons.
There are no pink lemons.
So what makes it pink?
Well, you know, it's, it's a, shut up!
You know, you're supposed to be helping.
Excuse me,
but I'm the one who figured out how to use the deep fryer.
Great. What'd you fry?
Rex's foot.
What?
What is this awesome dip?
That's caviar.
It's fantastic.
Can I get a big bowl of it?
I really should be getting back to my friends.
Aww, you can't leave now.
Paul just made tuna tartare.
We caught the tuna this morning.
You've gotta stay for the tuna tartare.
Have some tuna.
Okay!
Is this chicken?
I think it might be pineapple.
Or part of a thumb.
Ugh, I can't eat airplane food.
Your desserts.
What is this?
I don't know. Pudding?
Oh, it's got fur on it.
Hey!
Hello, buddies.
Who wants mushroom?
No one!
André what are you eating?
Salt.
- Why would you- - One of the signs of
getting over the mock poison is an extreme craving for salt.
I hate the taste, but I can't stop.
So...
how's your spicy tuna ball
[sputtering]
I've never had sushi like this before.
Oh, thank you.
Give it back.
Sure. Yeah.
- Here. - Thanks.
Christmas beef?
Yeah, sure.
- Wait, who made it? - My brother.
Uh-uh, nope. No, thank you.
Why not?
'Cause last month I ate his Thanksgiving
sausage and I'm still a mess.
- You want a muffin? - Sure.
You brought muffins?
Oh, no, I found it under the seat.
[retching]
There's no more eggs.
Oh, right.
I can't make an omelet without eggs.
Yeah, I can't argue with that.
Guess I'll just suck on this tomato skin.
I already did.
I'll give you a gummy bear!
A jelly bean!
A pinto bean!
What are you into?
What's in Ponnie's backpack?
I don't know! Ponnie stuff!
An...
ear of corn?
That's a peculiar way to eat a cucumber.
- So? - You're so weird.
Sinjin, please stop eating birdseed.
Don't you think I would if I could?
Baby, nobody wants to eat sunflower seeds
that have been tap danced on the floor.
Ooh! Free cracked sunflower seeds.
Don't mind if I do.
Whatcha got there?
It's my sack of bibble!
It's really heavy, so I put it in a wagon.
Can't believe Mason bought you this much.
This isn't even the sack he got me.
- What? - I finished that one.
I went back and bought two more sacks.
I think I might have a bibble problem.
Well, it is pretty good stuff.
Don't touch it!
Is that really helping anything?
They say mustard retards pimples.
How gross is this food?
So gross.
What are these? Fried clams?
Maybe. Are clams supposed to have hair?
Oh, ew.
Can I stop now?
No! You eat every one of those bush peas.
But I hate bush peas.
And I hate that you made every kid at this school
go online and see that picture of me-
With your finger up your nose?
I was scratching it!
But, why does me eating bush peas help?
Because it makes you miserable,
which makes me slightly less miserable.
Your logic is flawless.
This seems like a lot of pizza dough.
Are you sure you read me the recipe right?
Yeah, I said four cups of flour.
You said four pounds of flour!
Oh, I meant four cups.
What are these?
- Coconut raisins. - Mm!
Mm! And these?
Peanut butter chips.
Happy tongue.
What's this, uh, white stuff?
That's what we use to clean the counter!
- Ow! - Oh, Cat, I'm so sorry!
Do you see that?
I'll drink it.
That is citrus flavored juice made by my grandmom, Mimsy.
She sent it away from London.
- Have a sip. - Okay.
Oh, pop! [laughing]
Mm! [laughing]
Whoa, Mimsy!
Good, yeah?
So good.
That's not citrus juice from my Mimsy.
Hm?
You just drank tuna fish water.
[coughing]
Take the kyoki powder,
dump it into this glass of milk,
stir it,
and now I'll hit the timer
and show you how it's done, son.
[coughing]
Please tell your friends to follow me!