[ Recorder plays softly ]
[ Eerie music plays ]
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[ Tobacco's "Got Wet in the Bomb Shelter" plays ]
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[ Clattering ]
[ Tanya Tagaq's "Snowblind" plays ]
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♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ah, ah ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
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[ Vocalizing ]
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
[ Vocalizing continues ]
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
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[ Hip-hop music plays ]
Bambi: It's amazing what making
a few positive changes in your life
can do for you.
When I think back to the way I used to live,
I feel so ashamed.
That was before I discovered the bright guiding light
of the dirty gold at the bottom of the bin.
Introducing trash to my life
opened me up to a new kind of lawless pleasure.
It has many properties
not recognized by the scientific community,
but I know them to be true.
It has to do with the way
the trash sweats and bleeds in the sun.
The solar vitamins ripen it, perfect for my skin.
[ Laughs ]
My awakening came one night
when I was locked out of my apartment,
and James wasn't picking up again.
As I sank into the filth,
higher realities came into focus.
I had a renewed clarity for the woman I could be --
my rotten epiphany.
I started to infuse trash into my daily routine,
first replacing my tiresome clothing,
but soon, my food, my products, and my home.
At first, I hid my secret from my loved ones,
but now I have no shame.
I know that James deeply envies my new life.
I can tell by the looks he gives me
from across the street.
Uh...
Go away, Jimmy.
[Bleep] off, Jimmy.
Jimmy doesn't understand.
He's blinded by his indulgences.
Maybe if he would welcome trash into his life
like my followers have,
he would see the way things really are.
Poor Jimmy.
Poor, stupid Jimmy.
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[ Crosswalk alert beeping ]
[ Horn honks ]
[ Squishing ]
Mm, mm, mm.
[ Crackling ]
That glue is strong.
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Trash: ♪ You ♪
♪ You made me feel so good when you made me look like this ♪
♪ You made me feel so, made me feel so good ♪
♪ When you made me look like this ♪
♪ You made me look like this ♪
I love you.
Hmm.
[ Smooches ]
[ Laughs ]
Thank you!
I want to be pretty, too.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Humming ]
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Hey, Vern.
Vernon, wake up.
What?
I just fell asleep a week ago, Eileen.
I just heard doors slam.
Okay, so?
So, what if it's lumberjacks?
It's not lumberjacks.
That's what Mike said.
Look at him now.
Yeah, but Mike had it coming.
Do you miss Mike all of a sudden?
No.
Does anybody miss Mike?
Tree: [ In distance ] No.
Look, here it is.
It's just two guys with chain saws.
Vernon, I told you.
Yeah, you did. Let's run.
[ Chain saws rev ]
Oh, no.
Mike: Ah, don't worry, kids. You're good wood.
Mike?
Mike, what happened to you?
Oh, I'm a tool box now.
Pretty sweet, right?
Totally.
Wow, never thought I'd actually be back here.
Anyways, you two are lucky,
because now you're gonna have a purpose, you know?
Humans -- they use trees for everything.
Tools and shelter
and passing on knowledge, you know?
You name it, they use a tree for it.
So I would just relax, lie back,
and see where your destiny takes you.
Besides, either way, it's got to be better
Aah.
Oh, yeah.
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[ Branches cracking ]
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Well, this sucks.
[ Soft music plays ]
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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[ Scooter whirring ]
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[ Beeping ]
Woman:
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[ Scooter shuts off ]
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[ Splash in distance ]
[ Wind howling ]
[ Soft music plays ]
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[ The Secret Whistle's "A Talk Inside the Piano" plays ]
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[ Eerie music plays ]
[ Breathing shakily ]