(BATTLE REPORTS PROVE U.S. SOLDIER BEST ARMED IN WORLD!)
(U.S. RIFLE PROVEN DEADLY)
(OUR FIGHTING TOOLS UNBEATABLE IF GIVEN THE PROPER CARE)
♪ Oh, I’ll be the war’s greatest hero, With these guns I have nothing to fear-o. ♪
♪ My guns are the best, They can meet any test, ♪
♪ Oh I’ll be the war’s greatest hero! ♪
♪ Oh, I’m the world’s best damn fightin’ machine-o, Them Nazis will learn what I mean-o. ♪
♪ My wonderful guns, Will murder them bums, ♪
♪ And I’ll bury them in the latrine-o! ♪
♪ [Sings wordlessly] ♪
Stick ‘em up or I’ll blow your brains out!
Ach! What a rifle! Comrade!
♪ Hmmm, that rifle looks just a bit gooey, If you think I am scared you’re plumb screwy. ♪
♪ Go on fire away, buck, You’re damn gun’s full of muck, ♪
♪ Where nothing comes out but just hooey. ♪
♪ Oh, ach! What a gun I’m defeated. ♪
♪ Such a gun just can’t be beated. ♪
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
♪ That gun was neglected, No water connected, ♪
♪ No wonder it got overheated! ♪
Now in the German army, mein leiber herr,
our weapons work fine, 'cause we give them great care.
Yipe!
♪ Oh, ach! Now I’m sunk, I am tanking! ♪
Oh you’re perfectly safe, I am thinking.
It’s musty and dusty, And mighty damn rusty.
♪ Conditions inside are just stinking! ♪
Really they are.
What a dumb cop, what a clown!
Just the kind of boob who lets his battery run down!
♪ Oh, like all careless gents, He winds up behind fence! ♪
♪ SNAFU is the war's greatest zero! ♪