Hello lions, Eagles snakes and badgers! Welcome back to the sassiest Slytherin Hang Out on
the internet. I am Rebecca Felgate and today I am yielding my wand loud and proud as we
talk about spells. Before we get fully on into this ridiculous romp, I want you to tell
me what your favourite Harry Potter spell is? Let me know in the comments section below
mine HAS to be Expecto Patronum or the bubble head charm a classic!
Magic is brilliant. Magic is my favourite. Wizards are lucky to have magic however there
are some truly stupid and pointless spells out there although I am actually kind of fully
behind them. Because what is life without a little silliness.
Firstly, we are going Anteoculatia This spell is literally just for casting on
someone whos hair you want to reshape into Antlers. Urm. Cool. This was used on Pansy
Parkinson once in the books. What a savage attack?
This one is stupid but pretty messed up, we have the Knee Reversal Hex mentioned in Quiddich
Through the Ages. It basically just makes a persons knees appear on the opposite side
of their legs. Speaking of Quiddich, this brings me to a
ye olde spell banned by the Appleby Arrows, we have the arrow shooting spell. This kinda
seems a bit medieval to me. Humans don't shoot arrows anymore, they mainly shoot guns not
that I am pro that in any way . But anyway the reason this is totally ridiculous is that
wizards are blooming wizards; they've always been able to shoot crazy jets of light that
do stuff out their wands. why shoot arrows that rely on aim, when you can shoot a spell
with inbuilt aim! Wait.actually..good aim part of being a wizard?
A very weird jinx up next.we have the Melofors Jinx which encases your targets head in a
pumpkin. Sure. Oh, and there is Tentaclifors which transfigures a persons head into a tentacle.
Weirder still, we have the sardine hex. We here about this from our mate Hagrid who once
was hexed to have sardines pour out of his nose. Cool. Lets not forget the slug vomiting
charm accidentally cast on Ron in the chamber of secrets!
Arania Exumai This spell legit just seems to be for keeping
spiders away from you. Niche. Although I hate a spider and I feel guilty when I squash one.so
Arania Exumai all night long!
I actually love this one, we have Cantis - this simply makes a person burst into song. Dumb,
sure, but everyone enjoys a spontaneous tune, especially when the person singing is unwitting.
Same same but different, we have tarantallegra spell. This causes a person to dance like
a wild uncontrollable goose!
Oh, hello Bat Bogey hex.. do bogeys turn into bats here? Whilst I applaud this clever play
on there being a bat in the cave. In practice, this is ridiculous and rikkulus...although
at least that spell has a purpose!
Cistem Aperio The SOLE purpose of this charm is to open
chests and boxes. Like�.why even bother when you can alohamora anything?
Drought Charm This just dries up a small puddle, but isn�t
powerful enough to drain a big body of water. This charm solves a mild inconvenience at
best.
The Ducklifors Jinx transforms your target into a duck. Quackers. �Like�. Why a specific
duck jinx? Oddly enough there is also a hex that causes flowers to sprout from your victim,
it's called Herbifors.
What have we now? Luna Lovegood discovered this charm by reading the Quibbler upside
down we have the classic ears to kumquats transfiguration. If you don't know what a
kumquat is .here she is. This bad ass transfiguration trick will really show those death eaters
whats what!
Dumb but fun, we gave Glisseo, which turns stairs into slides! I am actually kind of
onboard with that. Perhaps as the Ravenclaws get to the very top step of the ravenclaw
tower, we could just Glisseo.and down they go. They'd be very frustrated, but what is
magic for, if not a little practical joke!
Okay, but these have been nothing short of totally ridiculous and I have no idea why
a wizard would ever need to cast any of these ever other than for literal lols. Which do
you think is the most ridiculous. Let me know in the comments section. Also don't forget
to tell me your favourite spell and also leave me a good old wizarding thumbs up. Why is
it wizarding? Cause I said so! YES! Okay, lots of love. Now I would usually pop
out. but why don't I just Glisseo out of here by turning the floor into a giant slide. Here
I go!