- You can't tune a guitar, but you can tuna fish!
I LOVE PUNS! - They're setting something up here.
There's no reason a game would ever be this easy.
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- (FBE) You'll be playing a game on the internet.
- I like games. We're off to a good start.
- (FBE) And it's not just any game. It's supposedly the easiest game ever.
- Oh, boy. Here we go. - I don't play any games online
or video games. - I play games for a living,
so I hope I do decently. (laughs)
- (FBE) It's pretty simple. You're just gonna answer
a bunch of questions, and you have nine lives like a cat.
- I think I can do this. - I have a feeling it's not
the easiest game ever, because I feel like
the easiest game ever would not be called the easiest game ever.
- "The World's Easiest Game. Your reputation as
an intelligent individual precedes you.
That, however, is not the game-- the name of the ga"--
I can't even read it. I've already lost
at the expectation of myself. - "I'm Queasy Cat,
and due to an unfortunate condition, I cannot stand the sight
of a difficult question. - "All of the following questions
will be easy. I mean, really easy.
Don't make them difficult, or you will fail."
- "Like me, you will get nine lives and only nine."
Cute. "I'll be timing you,
so get ready!" - Oh, so it's quick.
Gotta do it quick. Okay, cool. (bell ringing)
"Swim to safety." I'm so confused.
Where am I swimming to? ♪ (whimsical music) ♪
(ding) Oh.
What shape is this? Okay, they're all triangle.
I guess tri-- oh, yay! I did good.
I feel good about myself. - Oh, it started.
Okay, "One, two, three, four, five, six.
What's the next number in this sequence?"
Seven. (gong crashes)
I did it. Hee! - "Click the button."
I see. Uh-huh. Okay. (whooshing)
Oh, great. I see how this is. Got it. Correct!
- "Beat me at tic-tac-toe." Oh, which one am I?
All right. I'll click on a square.
Center is always the best-- He done picked the right side.
You know what? Fine. Look. And what-- oh, I won.
This is how dumb I am. I legit thought I was
gonna lose that game. - "Beat me in tic-tac-toe."
They're setting something up here. There's no reason a game
would ever be this easy. - "Beat me in tic-tac-toe."
Bring it. I'm good at tic-tac-toe. (gong crashes)
You're dumb. That was so easy.
- "You have five candy bars in a bowl. You take out three.
How many candy bars do you have?" Two?
(splat)
What?!
(ding) I lied. It's not blue.
- "Is this the world's easiest g"-- I'll say yes?
(gong crashes) That's correct. It is.
"Four-letter words. You can tune a guitar,
but you can't..." Tune a fish.
It's tune a fish. No? Okay. (laughs)
"Name a body that is spelled the same forwards and backwards."
Boob. (buzzer)
That is! - "What is two and two put together?"
Now, this can be-- Now, what do they mean?
Is this the numbers, two and two, as in four?
Or two and two put together, that could be 22.
I'm just gonna say four, but I feel like it's a trick question.
Four. Incorrect! What the [bleep]?!
- "Okay, Smarty Pants, what state is this?"
That's Texas upside-down, yo. You can't stop this train!
- "You have five candy bars in a bowl, and you take out three.
How many do you have left?" Two?
(buzzer) Incorrect. Oh, man.
- "There are eight miles of woods by your house.
How far can you walk into the woods?"
How far can you walk into the woods?
As far as I want. (buzzer)
No? - "There are eight miles of woods by your house."
No, there aren't, because I live in LA.
"How far can you walk into the woods?" You could go to the woods
and walk in a [bleep] circle. As far as I want.
And if this cat says that I'm wrong, I'm gonna [bleep] flip--
[Bleep] you!! - "The word racecar is the same
forwards, backwards, and upside down."
True. Give it a chance, tap true.
(buzzer) (splat)
- "How many rabbits?" Are they both rabbits?
Oh, god. Okay, they just changed it on me.
That's rude. Six?
They keep multiplying! That's so annoying!
Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven plus six is...
oh, math is annoying! Okay, you know what?
Can I do-- yeah, I just did nothing. - "Watch the scene.
You will only see it once." At this point I don't care.
I don't know what to think anymore, but fine, let's watch this [bleep].
Oh, there's a cat. He's chasing the cat.
Yeah, it's another cat. There's so much to--
"What color was the clock on the wall?"
I don't know [bleep] know. Orange.
Oh, that worked. (snickers) - "Which is correct?
Do you want to go to the mall with John..."
I think it's "John and I." It's "John and me"?
Oh, great. - "Click the red button."
I got one right! - How many questions
have you answered so far? I don't [bleep] know.
You really think I'm-- oh, there's a thing right here
that says 10. I think that says 10. 10!
(buzzer) Incorrect.
Do they want me to keep track of this with a notepad?
- I'm a sap for... Tree jokes?
AH-HA! I got a smiley face.
- "Water the lawn and make the grass grow."
Oh, okay. I clicked on the thing
holding the water, and it worked.
Okay, all right. Now I go over here
and pour it into the-- why do I feel like it's being
even more demeaning when it says you got an answer right?
- How many cups in a quart? I'm getting the hang of this.
Ooh, I know this. 16, I think?
(buzzer) Oh. Oh! In a quart. The Q. Yeah.
"How many quarts in a gallon?" That's 16.
(buzzer) Ah!
- $20.04.
(buzzer) Incorrect.
- How many rabbits? Great.
Uh... eh?
(slurred) Two, three, four, five, six. Uh-huh.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Yeah? Probably got it wrong.
Yeah, that's what I thought. "How many Dalmatians?"
101, baby! I watched that movie.
- Two plus two plus seven minus seven is four.
Won that. - "How many questions
have you answered so far?" 13, because it says that.
But no, I just see the number-- oh, there's a timer. Oh, no. Ah!
- (snickers) It's like I'm watching a YouTube ad. Perfect.
(laughs) Perfect.
- "Click the red button." I'm guessing they mean
the one that says red.
(buzzer) No, they did not mean that.
- "Click the red button." (gong crashes)
Oh. Well, see, yeah, that's easy, 'cause I know colors.
"The word eye is the same forwards." Yeah, that's true.
Oh, and upside-down. I didn't read the rest of that.
You know, that's on me. - "How many legs
does this dog have?" Four, but I'm sure
it's a trick question. (gong crashes)
Oh. (chuckles) - "You can tune a guitar,
but you can't..." [Bleep] a fish.
You can't [bleep] fish. (buzzer)
That is true. I don't know why it said incorrect.
You can't [bleep] fish.
♪ (victorious tone) ♪ - Wait.
- "What are 2,011 pennies worth?" Oh my god, 2,000--
Oh my god. Why is this hard?
What is 2,000 divided by 100? - (Siri) The answer is 20.
- Okay. It's 20. $20.11.
Kids, do high school like this. (snaps)
♪ (victorious tone) ♪
- Tic-tac-toe, bring it. He's really bad at tic-tac-toe,
and I'm really good. - "If you take a spider's legs off,
because you're cruel, how many legs does
the spider have left?"
Zero? (buzzer)
Aww, I died. Dang, that was hard.
I hate stuff like that. (laughs) - Ooh.
I think it's Albany. - "What do you put in a toaster?"
Bread or any-- are there rules?
Are there rules agai-- not forks I know.
But there's plenty of things you could put.
You could put-- I'm not even gonna-- it's bread.
(ding) Okay.
- Four-letter words. You can't tune a guitar, but you can tuna fish!
I LOVE PUNS! - First wor--
"What" is the first word in the sentence.
(gong crashes) - "The word 'swims'
is the same forwards, backwards and upside down."
It is. True. - "The color of the sun
in the early morning."
Red?
Wait, the color of the sun is always the same.
It just looks different depending on how the light
is refracted through our atmosphere.
It's red. No, it wasn't red,
and I died, and I lost.
And I lost, and I'm dead.
- "Mary and Suzy ordered a pizza. Who ate more?"
Okay. "Mary ate two out of four slices.
Suzy ate four." Oh, well, Suzy.
(buzzer) What?!
Oh, it's percentages! Yark!
- "Mary and Suzy ordered a pizza. Mary ate two out of four slices
and Suzy ate four out of eight. Who ate more?"
Suzy. (buzzer)
What? - "What is five plus three?"
Again, this one's really easy, but I'm gonna have to go
with my good friend eight. He always comes through.
- "You five candy bars in a bowl, but you take out three.
How many candy bars do you have?" I still have five.
They're just not in a bowl. (laughs) Yeah!
- Oh, god. Am I just really dumb?
Yeah. I didn't wanna think about it. Man. The time constraint
and the music and the simplicity of it
is what tricks you. - How many cups in a quart?
Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna skip that one.
I don't know that question. (chuckles) (buzzer)
I lose. But did I? Because I felt like I won.
- Seven plus four minus 39 plus one--
- (Siri) It's negative 28. Right, negative 28.
Negative 28 plus 193 plus 183 minus 1,938.
Okay, we're at negative 1,590. 38 plu-- you know what?
I'm just gonna do that. Oh, god! (laughs)
No. I'm so sorry. I closed it.
- (FBE) We're back. - Okay.
And we saved my answer, 'cause I was very specific
about this one. All right.
(buzzer) (splat)
Oh. Who would have thought? "What is the capital of New York?"
Oh, [bleep]. Is New York City the capital?
Why do I-- I feel like-- yeah.
Albany was the capital of New York.
I don't know places. They're the Jimmy Kimmel questions
when he comes up to people on the street.
"What is this capital?" And the person's like,
(speaks gibberish) And the audience is like,
"Ah, he doesn't know it!" But that's this in a nutshell.
- (FBE) So, was that the easiest game? - No!
- I would say some of the questions were the easiest game,
but in general, it was not the easiest game.
I think I definitely ranked much higher than other people,
because I knew that you put bread in a toaster, not toast.
- You know, I'd like to thank my brain for being weird
and this game for being the similar type of weird.
- These games are invented by people who--
they swim up from hell like termites out of a piece of wood
from a toilet room. This is a [bleep] game.
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