- The last time I was here, I was pregnant.
- And how old is she. - She's four now.
- Wow. - So, that's a long time.
- Well, that would be about four years or so.
- Oh, so there's no way of knowing.
- Yeah, there's no way of knowing how long that is.
- No way of knowing how long it was.
- And so, she's four and the other daughter is?
- And my older daughter's ten.
- And are they similar in personality?
- They are not. - No.
- No, the little one--
my older one is very sweet
and really really easygoing,
and my little one is...
re--uh,
rough.
[laughter]
- Is she--is she, uh--
now it's hard for you to be... - Yeah.
- Yeah, objective, but is she smart?
Is she, like-- - She is smart.
That's the problem--she was like--when she's mad at you,
she will just take you apart.
- So now, what will you do if, like, can you hold over the fact
that it's the holidays coming up?
Can you say to her... - Yeah.
- Santa won't bring you things? - I struggle because I worry
that she will be on the naughty list.
There's a lot of times where I feel like
she should be on the naughty list,
but then, if that happens,
then there'll just sort of be hell to pay for Mommy, right?
Like, I don't wanna--I don't wanna be the one there
on Christmas morning and be like,
"Guess what happened?" - Right.
- "Coal...you got nothing." - Yeah.
You get a stick. - Yeah, it's hard--
- You just get a stick--yeah, but it's Santa that's doing it.
Does she--I mean, she-- - Exactly.
- Right. Will Santa--will they see Santa this year?
- They--you know, I grew up like--they--
I've never really taken them to go and sit on Santa's lap.
- Will you do that? - Maybe this year I should
because I remember it being a real,
like, a very clarifying experience when I was a kid.
When I was--I mean, and my older daughter knows--
she knows, like, okay, if you see Salvation Army Santa
that's Santa's helper.
Maybe that's not the real dude or whatever,
but, when I was a kid going to sit on Santa's lap,
we used to go to, uh--it was just a trailer
that was parked in, like, the JCPenney parking lot.
It was, like, a trailer with a plexiglass window
and you had to go in and get your picture taken with Santa,
and in hindsight, I'm like,
"Was that guy even affiliated with JCPenney's?"
Was he just like a guy with a trailer...
- Just showed up himself. - And a dream?
- Wow. - Yeah.
- And was it enough just to sit on his lap?
Did you have to pay or--you wouldn't know, you were a kid.
- You pay--I think if, you know, you took a picture.
- Uh-huh. - So, you had to pay.
- So, yeah, maybe he just pulled up to the parking lot...
- He was just like, "Boom"... - And was a guy in a--
- "I got a--I got a red suit." - Right.
- I'm--I'll listen to what people want.
- And how did-- [both laugh]
they're on my lap, whatever they wanna tell me.
- That's right. - Now, but as a kid was that,
like, creepy to you? - Yeah, super creepy,
but also, like, you didn't wanna blow it.
- Yeah, just in case. - Right? You wanted to be like--
I do wanna make sure I say what I-- and I need him to know
that I'm a good person. - Yeah.
You and Amy are hosting "Saturday Night Live"...
- Yes. - Together this weekend.
- Yes. - How great is that gonna be?
- Oh, it's gonna be so fun. - I mean...
[cheers and applause]
I mean,
there can't be--the two of you together, uh, when you've hosted
The Golden Globes and I-- - Ah.
- The two of you together are hilarious,
but especially during this particular time
with the election year going on, I mean...
- Yeah, it's always fun to work at "SNL"
during an election year... - Mm-hmm.
- And even though we're still, like, a million years out
from the actual election, but there's so much fodder already.
- I--you know, people said,
"Will you play Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton?"
Like, I don't know about that.
I've--maybe we might play Ted Cruz's ears?
- [laughs] - Just, like, one of--
"How's it going over there?"
"It's good. How's the--I can see straight through."
[laughter]
- I don't know what our political characters will be.
- Yeah--so, you don't know yet, but that's--
- That's the beauty of "SNL." - Yes it is, isn't it?
- You've done it. It comes together very late.
- It does, and then it changes really--like, literally...
- Mm-hmm. - Things are cut that night...
- Yep. - Which is really crazy.
- Yeah. - I had so much fun that year.
- It was a good show. I remember that.
- That was amazing. Um, we have to take a break.
- Okay. - When we come back,
we're gonna talk about this wonderful wonderful movie
that you are in with Amy. We'll be back.
[cheers and applause] The movie is "Sisters."
So, it's you and Amy Poehler... - Mm-hmm.
- And you're sisters, and you are the wild one.
- Yes, of course.
- So--well, you can tell people what it's about.
- Yeah, so we play sisters and, you know,
it's about-- we, uh--our parents call us
and say, "We're selling our house.
"Come get your junk out of the house."
Something we've probably all been--our parents have
asked us to do, and we get down there
and for various reasons we decide that
we should probably have one more
high school style party in the house,
and so, it--in one way it's a story about loving sisters
and how they need to work out their differences,
and another way, it's a movie
where it's a high school party movie
where everyone is, like, 46.
- Right. [laughter]
- And people party hard. - Yes, very very hard...
- Mm-hmm. - And we see a little bit more
of you than we normally would see.
There's--as we saw in that... - Yep.
- There's--you show more flesh.
- I show more under teat... - Yes, and...
- Then I normally do. - Were you comfortable in that?
- Yeah, I don't mind that.
My, uh--and look, there's Amy. - Uh-huh.
- Amy, in that scene, she goes, "Oh, one of my apples keeps
"rolling out of the bag." - [laughs]
- That's what--that's how she describes her dress.
Yeah, we got to wear, like, you know,
our glam party outfits and stuff,
and it's fun 'cause we don't really get to, uh, you know,
to jack our business up and out. - Not enough.
- I don't live like Sofia Vergara.
- No.
Few of us do. - I can't maintain that.
No. Very few of us do.
Um, and then there was this choreographed dance...
- Yes. - Which was very impressive.
- Yeah, we do a sort of a, um--in the movie at the party,
Amy says, like, "Can we please do our old,"
you know, "Apple Bottom Dance?" Or whatever, and I go,
"Oh, okay." And it's this dance
that we supposedly, you know, did when we were in high school,
and we rehearsed it for, like, seven weeks,
and then it's, like, in the movie for,
like, 25 seconds... - [laughs]
- But, um, we tried to be Kid 'n Play.
- [laughs] - I think you can see...
- That's so fun. - I like dancing.
- I like to dance, but I've--I don't know if you feel this way,
if someone tells me I have to do actual choreography,
I get really sweaty. - It's hard.
- Yeah, like, I would be--if I had to be
on "Dancing With the Stars" I would be so shark eyes.
I'd be like...
I would be so panicked all the time.
- 'Cause you're counting the steps, like...
- Counting. - That's the hardest thing
about trying to do something like that is acting like...
- Yeah. - You're not thinking about it.