Hi, Blake.
Hello.
How are you?
Thanks for having me back.
You have me on the show all the time now.
I love it.
I love having you here.
I tell you all the time how much I love you
and how funny you are.
You make me laugh very, very much.
Last time you were here, you were going on tour.
Now, did you manage to not fall off the stage this time?
[LAUGHS] When I fall, I always fall on stage.
I haven't fallen completely off stage.
Oh, I thought you fell off.
No, I fell-- it was bad, though.
It was bad.
I backed into-- oh, there it is.
Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE]
Now, how do you feel when that happens?
People love that sort of thing.
They really do.
They were there at that--
Yeah.
See what I'm saying?
Sell more tickets that way.
It's like, you know, it's why people watch race-- you know,
races.
They want to see a crash.
Yeah, they come to see you-- not to hear you sing,
but to see if you'll fall.
Hopefully, he'll fall tonight.
Yeah.
All right, get on with your hits.
You know what I remember?
You talking about that last time I was here.
And it was just when, I think, we were announcing that tour.
It was Christmas time.
And I don't know.
You probably had nothing to do with it.
But you gave me a gift.
And it was a Cheetos Christmas tree.
It was a Christmas tree made out of Cheetos.
I know.
Of course, I had something--
Did you make that?
I didn't make it.
But I had it made for you.
Yeah.
Have you eaten the Cheetos yet?
I was going to ask you if you could hook me up with whoever
actually does that.
Because that was a dream come true for me.
I literally was back there eating it, eating the tree.
Yeah, I love Cheetos.
Yeah, I do too.
It's one of my favorites.
Now, are you the soft Cheetos or the crunchy Cheetos?
Man, all of it.
Yeah,
I like all of it.
I like the hot kind.
Oh, I don't like the hot kind.
You don't?
No.
Would you prefer a Frito or a Cheeto?
A Cheeto.
Me too.
Do you like a salt and vinegar chip or just a regular chip?
Kettle cooked, regular.
Ah.
Do you like Cocoa Pebbles or Fruity Pebbles?
Cocoa.
Yeah.
Because of the milk?
What it does to the milk?
Yeah, 'cause it turns to chocolate.
Yeah, that's why.
Yep.
Yeah.
You, uh--
[LAUGHS]
Now, I heard this in a meeting, and I don't
know if this is true or not.
But I heard that you recently learned
there's only one Wisconsin.
No, I knew there was only one Wisconsin,
but I thought it was West Consin.
And then I thought there was also an East Consin.
When I was a kid, I thought it was West Consin.
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
Don't act like y'all didn't think that too.
That is bull crap.
Come on.
It's the accent from where you're from--
West Consin.
Probably.
Guess so.
Yeah.
I really thought that, honest to God,
until I was probably 13 years old.
Thought there was a East and a West Consin.
Well, I thought when you had a stomach ache,
it was a stomach cake.
I thought that's what it was.
Stomach cake.
That's what it was.
Yeah.
Anyway.
And for a long time, I thought it was Walmark.
It's Walmart.
Yeah.
Yes, it is.
That's right.
Let's talk about The Voice.
OK.
You're doing very well.
I am.
You have the most people, right?
So the way we did it this year was we
went live with these new things called Cross Battles.
And basically, we battled against other people,
team members.
And that didn't work out so well, especially for Adam,
whose team was decimated.
Yeah.
Thank god for him that they have these steals and saves.
Because it would have been even obviously worse.
Yeah.
But I ended up with eight, which is, you know--
It's a lot.
It's exactly what I came in with.
So I was happy about that.
Right.
And do you think you have the winner?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
OK.
Are you just saying that?
Or do you think that somebody else--
because there's some good people.
John has some good people.
There is good people.
But they have crappy coaches.
All of them.
That's true.
I didn't think of it that way.
I know.
It's not their fault. that they're being misled by, see,
these other coaches that are on the show.
What do you do-- when you're thinking about--
when you're turned around--
by the way, it looks like you can see people.
Because when you're leaning--
from home, it looks like someone--
you could possibly see them.
Yeah.
But I know you can't.
But what do you do when you're-- what are you looking
for in a contestant when you're trying to get somebody?
You mean in the blind auditions?
Yeah.
Obviously, if I recognize a song right off the bat
it's a country song, automatically, my antenna
comes up.
Because I can be a little more critical of those singers,
because I know all those songs so well.
It's like, he didn't do that exactly how I
think he should have.
Or you know, whatever the reason may be.
And then sometimes, if it's somebody--
like I've got a girl on my team this year
named Kim Cherry, who is literally a rapper.
And she's on my team.
But I heard her.
She sang and she rapped in her [INAUDIBLE] audition.
And it was just--
I loved it.
If something makes me happy or gets
me excited about what I'm hearing,
even if I don't really know that much about it,
I've got to throw my name in the hat.
I know.
You've been getting some people that weren't strictly--
All right, so speaking of things that make you happy,
I have a question for you.
And this is serious.
I want you to pay attention, OK?
Oh, you got serious all of a sudden.
OK.
All right.
Gwen Stefani.
OK.
What I want to know is, well, are you going to marry her?
That's one--
Surprise!
You've been in there a long time.
It's so hot in there.
He has been hitting on the top of the box--
I know.
--with his big, beefy hands, like this,
over and over and over.
I thought I was going to die.
Julie, I had to get his arm off.
The whole time, his arm was on it.
And I was like, how do I get his arm off?
That's why I had to lean over this way.
I know.
God bless you, woman.
Sorry, dude.
They made me.
When can we talk about the fact that I just crapped my pants?
We have to take a break, and we'll
look at this in slow motion and see how this worked out.
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Ah!
[BLEEP] God [BLEEP]!