- [Martha K] Hi, I'm Martha Kent, Clark's mom.
- [Martha W] And I'm Martha Wayne, Bruce's mother.
- [Martha K] And we're going to watch
Batman Versus Superman: Dawn of Justice.
A movie starring our sons, based on some of their
superhero adventures, so let's dive right in!
Oh, I'm excited.
Clark never tells me about anything he does.
- [Martha W] Neither does Bruce.
But honestly, I get too nervous hearing about all of it.
(faint speaking) Oh, that's him!
That's my Brucey talking!
Oh. That little... oh, I'm gonna kill him!
- [Martha K] Why, Martha, what's happening?
- [Martha W] They're showing my funeral and how I died.
I told them, no one wants to see this,
and I don't wanna deal with it over and over.
- [Martha K] Oh, I didn't realized you'd passed.
You know, I couldn't even tell you were a ghost.
- [Martha W] Oh, you're sweet.
- [Martha K] (whispering) How is Bruce taking all of it?
- [Martha W] You know... not great.
Oh, there he is! Look at that face!
I can't stay mad at that face.
Wh, where's yours?
- [Martha K] Probably up in the sky
causing all of that commotion.
You know, he's always getting into something.
When he was a kid, get this, dug up holes
all around my hydrangeas trying to collect worms.
I told him, no flying for a week
Next thing you know, is it a bird in the sky?
Nope. Is it a plane?
Nope. It's the little rascal trying to stop a meteor!
- [Martha W] These boys, what can you do with them?
I'm just thankful mine doesn't have any superpowers.
- [Martha K] Oh! There he is, that's Clark!
Ugh, I hate it when he does that!
- [Martha W] No helmet or anything?! Huh.
- [Martha K] I tell him to be careful,
but what can I do, you know?
He won't listen to me.
- [Martha W] You know, there's a whole part
of our company just making super-suits for Bruce.
I'll get you in touch with Lucius.
- [Martha K] Thank you so much!
Those are his good jeans, he's gonna ruin 'em!
- [Martha W] Don't hide like that, Bruce!
They're gonna think you're the bad guy!
(gunshots) Brucey! Oh!
Oh look, they're finally meeting!
- [Martha K] Oh yay! I've been waiting for this part.
- What's your position on the bat vigilante in Gotham?
- [Martha K] I am so sorry for his manners.
- [Martha W] I can't say I'm pleased
with how mine is presenting himself either.
- [Martha K] That's not how he was raised, you know,
but it's these kids and their powers.
You know, they think just because they
can fly around saving people that
they can treat anyone however they want.
- [Martha W] You're telling me!
Try to tell Mister Bat Playboy what he can and cannot do.
- [Martha K] I am through the roof with him.
When he was a kid, I would ground him.
I'd tell him no flying for a week.
But now, he's all grown up,
and you know, what am I gonna do?
- [Martha W] Wait a minute.
Who is that? I want them away from him.
I don't like that creep. I have a sense for these things.
- [Martha K] Hmm... a mother's sense.
I bet this is Clark's fault, he always
attracts the worst company.
- [Martha W] Brucey too.
That's why I had him hang out with the butler so much.
(yelling) Punch him in the mouth, Bru-Bru!
- [Martha K] Oh, here we go again with these two.
Why are they even fighting?
I don't get what's happening.
- [Martha W] So mine doesn't like the fact
that yours is an alien, and yours doesn't like the fact
that that mine is dressed like a bat.. I think.
Honestly, I can never keep up with these things.
- [Martha K] I'm the same way.
There's just too much going on.
That's why I like to stick to happy movies.
- [Martha W] I know, I try to tell Bruce that all the time.
"You're a superhero, you should try to make people happy",
but of course everything has to be
dark and brooding with him.
- [Martha K] He wouldn't be getting all those looks
if he wore that nice suit I got him.
Oh, I can't watch. It's too embarrassing.
- [Martha W] Oh my God, Martha.
Did that actually happen to you?
- [Martha K] Are you kidding me?
Just about every other week, I mean, I'm used to it.
It's like no one that's after him
can get a word in with him unless they kidnap me.
- [Martha W] At least they got Diane Lane to play you.
Have you seen Under The Tuscan Sun?
- [Martha K] Seen it? Why do you think
I asked to have her play me?
- [Martha W] These two are going to kill each other!
- [Martha K] (yelling) Don't get distracted, Clark.
Get the creep who kidnapped me.
- [Martha W] Martha, he can't hear you.
- [Martha K] Yes he can, he has super hearing.
(shouting) Clark! You listen to me!
- You're letting them kill Martha!
- [Martha W] Oh, that's us! That's so sweet.
- [Martha K] Aw, we're why they stopped fighting.
Aww, those boys, they're getting me all choked up.
- [Martha W] I'm crying like a baby.
I don't need to watch any more, do you?
- [Martha K] Oh, the good guys win, the bad guy loses,
to be continued, I know how it goes.
I'll just nod and tell him I loved it when he asks.
- [Martha W] Oh good, I was hoping you would say that.
Let's watch something else.
(yelling) Hey! Hey you!
How do you get Under The Tuscan Sun to play on this?
- [Martha K] Oh yes, please!