come gather round don't look that way
hear what I have to say look don't look
over there look right here this doesn't
rhyme we're all queer I mean I wasn't
going to pay two silver for an apple
it's highway robbery
technically what you just did was
highway robbery you know that right
[Laughter]
they're getting closer
what do you do wait Eliot is it just
they coming like hurry up there always
say that coming make something sexual
I'm gonna go from the start somebody
come on Oh
Caden a heart attack so why are his
pants on the ground well I've learned
that babies don't in fact come out the
anus
[Laughter]
phone Apple tea make a deception check
with disadvantage okay nothing's cuter
so he's dead yeah while you were beating
him to death with his iron fists he was
screaming in a lot of pain I'm going to
send a fireball now crunch it now you
[ __ ] punch it now
crunch it hmm struggling for 5 [ __ ]
minutes
do you [ __ ] crunches hope you enjoyed
it anyway I'm gonna burn the [ __ ]
this is a take Tom get out of my eye
line I'm gonna Christian value one of
these days spontaneous combustion make
another deception check with advantage
with advantage for a relaxing time make
it a disadvantage time
it's too long to actually pull out so
you have to chain it my bad school lunch
[Laughter]
so you eat another innocent person to
death it's waiting for the cheer you
hear multiple travelers coming from down
the road
remember those nulls that we're
attacking the town spark defeated
remember those nulls before in that
village but is that the one where you
became the Overlord midden doing with
things do you remember those north we
fought do you remember what they did to
the town's folk it was disgusting and I
can't believe there was that much fluid
remember those nos before I think you
mean Knowles remember there's no leaf or
they took other weapons on the engine
remember remember those nulls before are
they adopted really hostile demeanor
ships remember those nulls they killed
the town folk I don't remember it that
way
remember those Knowles what they did to
the town's folk a proposition them
whether cops hit noses remember there's
no remember those Knowles that were
attacking the town's folk they ravaged
us again and again I never touch up so
many little hands
what if we make it look like wild
animals did this I'm gonna need a
distraction
[Laughter]
we'll need a distraction
I know so 200 cosmic truth on Trias we
need a distraction on Trias we need onto
yours I know a song let's hear I think I
just went straight to the camera well
the hands on the talus
[Laughter]
the churning butter
ladies gentlemen don't look over that
way look at me your friendly
neighborhood ham bonused
that's what I thought you've never seen
something like this before
now emergency this [ __ ] listen once more
[ __ ] I'm apparently speaking now and I
shall just randomly feel until the
second row comes in and all the
self-help and sung
[Music]
I haven't I have a same a mysterious
tale but it mainly requires your focus
so I need you to draw your eyes right
here not here here keep looking
now I once heard of a man who wasn't
allowed to look behind himself he closed
his eyes in the front of his head that
dog is really loud I once heard a song
about this I heard it in here my very
own mind
now I forgotten what it was
ladies gentlemen you not unless you're
wondering gays I [ __ ] and come gather
round don't look that way listen to what
I have to say look over there
just kidding look over here and enjoy my
wonderous tear cuz I [ __ ] it up every
time come grab around don't look that
way and listen to what I have to say
don't look there look right here and
enjoy my wondrous fear every time
they're here don't look over there
you're looking right here action baby
and I think you were clapping or
something ok let's sound less less
violently
and should have done it this way from
the beginning okay baby girl
and then I grabbed the peasant and I
beat him to death with his own leg
this'll stop it
there's no fires burning politics and
then I grabbed the last peasant and I
rip off his pants and I tear off his
dish I'm gonna show it Johnny's street
Hey choke on that roll for it it's like
a puller and just fluids I really outdid
myself this time
and then that gnomish acrobatic troupe
came along I forget the rest of my line
I didn't think I could top that
and then that band of Tay fling awful
and again and then that band of dwarvish
charity workers came along
really outdid myself we should do this
again sometime
[Laughter]
that's how we get the patreon okay I was
supposed to be here today to talk to you
about patreon to tell you about all the
cool rewards that you can get like on
set tours hosted by the cast early
access to bloopers and even personalized
messages recorded by a favorite
character but no I'm afraid it's come to
this I know what you did you thought you
could get away with it
but you can't fool me you watch the
latest episode on the toilet didn't you
no no no no no don't don't try to deny
it I know what you did Geoffrey I know
what you did by the way you need way
more fiber in your diet buddy we spend
so much time and effort making this
production and yet here you are watching
it on your tiny phone while you're
taking a dump I hope you had chili last
night