Chubby Bunny
(muffled) Chubby Bunny
You know its people like you why I'm so self-conscious.
Chubby Bunny...
Hey Sean.
Yeah?
What the hell?!
NOBODY SLAPS SEAN...
AH
He's right there.
You good, Greg? You good?
Awesome, alright
Right now, we're gonna go cow tipping
And I think we got one right over there, so come on, let's go
See!? It's right there!
Hey, cow!
I got a tip for you! Why don't you lose some weight, fattie?!
Hey! I'm not a cow.
*evil laugh*
Seems like you were right, Professor Oak.
The world is not ready for clones yet.
Which is why, there can only be one.
Wait...you had a gun this whole time?
Why didn't you just use that from the start?
Say goodbye Ryan. Looks like I'm...
TheRealRyanHiga!!!
(scream)
FREEZE!!
HANDS UP!! GET YOUR HANDS UP!!!
BOTH OF YOU!!!
Wait what...What are you doing? Just shoot him!
How do I know which one of you is the real Ryan?
WHAT?
Why don't you ask us something only the real Ryan would know?
Alright.
Wait...what??
When's my birthday?
Easy, June 6, 1990. Same as mine.
Seriously you're doing this right now?
I don't know, you're looking kinda fake right now buddy, next question!
Wha-what's the square root of 9, times 2 divided by 6?
How's that even gonna help us differentiate who's the real-
One! The answer is one.
Strike 2, buddy!
That leaves you with square root of 9 times 2 divided by 6 more chances.
This is ridiculous.
Ok, last question that only the real Ryan Higa would know.
Is there ever going to be a cheap Apple product that doesn't break down when a new one comes out?!
No.
*gunshot*
The real Ryan would've said yes.
It's called the IDoubtIt.
Wait a sec, I was going to say the same answer
How did you know to shoot him?
Professor Oak, he looks exactly like me, of course he's the fake.
What are you, an idiot?
C'mon, let's go. Take me home.
It's a good thing we ended this.
I almost had to use my Pokemon.
Come on Snorlax, let's go home.
You know what? F*ck you guys, I'm comfortable with how I look.
Looks like you were right professor.
Uhp...that is wrong, professor.
SHUT UUUUUUUUP
Nobody slaps Sean...ow.
You gotta go harder, bro.
Just don't hit his eye and you'll be fine. It'll heal.
Nobody slaps Sean...AH
OH MY GOD
You alright?
Yeah...that was good contact!