three months since the brexit vote and Britain you're still here as we say in
Europe the French leave without saying goodbye and the Brits apparently say
goodbye without leaving
Britain I've got news for you you're never leaving
it's a European tradition your vote will be ignored and now that I've said that
no doubt some of you will leave some angry comments like the many i've
received so far some passionate some funny very few spelled correctly in fact
here are my top 10 favorites at number 10 lot 63 writes will see how hard you
laugh when Trump becomes president twat call you called me twat I feel like I'm
one of you now and if Trump becomes president I might actually become one of
you
number nine in reaction to the headline British frantically googling what is the
EU hours after voting to leave it and my prediction that breaks it will never
actually happen shlibber writes you know i think you're right i don't think it's
going to happen but i'll be sure to google the implications the day after
they happen haha at number eight
jaypeatea writes EU is becoming a true Orwellian nightmare
well since Orwell himself was from Britain i guess in Europe we got a bit
less Orwellian number 7 rex mundi pretty soon football hooliganism will be
the only thing the UK is exporting to Europe
ah-6 Julius the writer we want freedom not some nationalist experiment
oh so you don't want a nationalist experiment well you just voted the same
way as Britain first which is pretty nationalist and you voted to leave the EU
with no idea what would happen which I would call a pretty big experiment a
brexsperiment yes you heard it here first five Eric the dread I can't
understand why Americans are so eager to see European nations being dictated by
faceless foreign bureaucrats in Brussels faceless bureaucrats they do have faces
and if you care to read anything but the sun in the Daily Mail they even have
names but you're right they are foreign
mmm scary at number 4 Cliff bond actually this whole thing was a new
british sitcom starring old goon characters such as major bores blood
knock with
Monty Python ideas such as the loony party and the ministry of silly ideas
with upper class twit Nigel haha at number three Jack Druitt which way would
you vote any second referendum around two-thirds of the UK are against
including me good . i'd vote remain but i think it's interesting that your logo
is Captain Britain from marvel comics and if it's anything like Captain
America of the Avengers than your hero is in fact part of an unelected
supergroup with secret powers spending huge amounts of money hovering somewhere
over the rest of us or in other words it's sort of like the Tories number to
Mike Jarrett bricks it is worth a try and obviously for once the little man
roared i hope we don't choke but we were British stiff upper lip and all that
no tea for me though I hate it what no t you're not really British now Roger
dolby Agent Smith Brian Taylor your feedback was so dense i'll probably have
to reply point-by-point later but number one is monkey who writes who is this guy
who cares i replied or to quote nigel farage who are you
I'd never heard of you nobody in Europe has ever heard of you you have the
charisma of a damp rag to which monkey replied you told yourself better than I
could I concede defeat
good day sir Britain someday we'll look back at this whole brexit drama and it
will all seem funny unless you're not British in which case it's pretty
fucking funny right now for United States of Europe I'm Greg Shapiro
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