Well, well, well, well, well
Welcome to the century curse
My name is Alfred Montaner, and you're watching the Chit Show
Here at Black Point Marina, oh no!
It's not the curse guys, it's not the curse, it's
Wait for it, oh boy
What is going on here, my friends?
The little sportsman
Oh boy, that big old... Contender
What the hell just happened there¡ Oh no
Oh, no! Oh, panic ensues at the Marina!
Oh, look at me
Man- Alfred!
Alfred- hey Bob!
Welcome to the Chit Show!
What's going on, bro?
How was the water, bro?
Not that good huh if you're, if your boy is still
Fishing, it's it wasn't a good day bro, you're still fishing, bro Not that good huh if you're, if your boy is still
Fishing, it's it wasn't a good day bro, you're still fishing, bro
Man- It wasn't bad, bro!
Alfred- you guys catch anything?
Man- yeah. Alfred- what, what did we catch?
Give me, give me, give me, give me something, let me see what we got
Whoa!
Nice!
Where did you catch that?
Man- where? Alfred- where
Exact coordinates, I need the exact coordinates, I need your spot, bro
I need, I need the gps coordinates bro, where was it?
Hey, have a good one bro, be careful on that dock
Oh oh, oh oh!
Oh oh!
Get off my lawn!
They got, they got right away guys, all the time big boys, have the right away
Man- I'm there the 13th, right to the next pit!
Oh, that is funny
Alfred- the pupito! Man- what are you posting that?
Alfred- it might be live!
Who knows!
You gotta subscribe to the channel
Man- I am! Alfred- all right.
That's all that matters
Oh boy
Man- don't worry, Alfred, I'm gonna make the shot for you just like the robalo
Alfred- not like the robalo. Man- just like the robalo!
Alfred- no, no like the robalo
Alfred- no, no, no
Some things in life can't be replicated
And that's one of them
He's talking about a video guys, you got to check it out, I call it "the cursed robalo"
Poor thing oh no, oh no, what is going on in the background, what is this bro? Who's
Who's, who's, who's got the
The music on full blast, let me see who we got here
Look at this intrepid coming through
Get off my lawn!
Man- macho!
Man- where he put this? Alfred- get off my lawn!
Man- are you going to jump? Alfred- come on bro, go on, go on, go on.
You're going to mess yourself up, come on bro
I have big truck, a big boat, a car
A Ferrari, leave me alone bro, move out the way bro!
Oh, what a Chit Show, I love this
Man- I don't have a trailer, I don't have a trailer!
Oh no!
Get off my lawn
Man- you guys your money's worth the shame, dude
Alfred- get off my lawn is what you gotta say, get off my lawn! Man- you guys your money's worth the shame, dude
Alfred- get off my lawn is what you gotta say, get off my lawn!
Man- no trailer!
He says "no tengo trailer" means I don't have a trailer, I don't have a trailer
the Chit Show over here in Black Point guys
Alfred- stop... Man- go on, go on! Alfred- stop...
Alfred- stop being satirical with me!
What is this gentlemen?
I'm a married man
Oh my goodness, oh boy this is crazy, what is going in this boat ramp, guys
Alfred- I'm telling you. Man- that's Miguel, who, hiding from you, has told me
Alfred- no, no
Alfred- I'm going to become millionaire for you
Alfred- millionaire!
Alfred- wait, buttocks and all, wait for it.
Alfred- look. the two guys are in the back, and the women in the front
Alfred- what's happening here, gentlemen?
I'm telling him, he says
He's making some fun, oh man, that's so crazy guys
What do we have here, we got these guys coming in
Oh my goodness, this ramp is a Chit Show, guy speaking about Chit Show, right
A lot of you guys, especially locally have been asking me, hey why don't you talk about
Boat ramps dude, we need some other boat ramps and uh, I think so too, I really do think
That uh, Miami uh, oh! Damn!
He, he just, he just took... He just took out the pole
Man- this is gonna be good, did you see that?
Man- no, but we heard it!
Man- damn, bro. Do it again before...
Alfred- hey, do it again!
He just took out the pole, over here, you see this, this pole over here
I wouldn't have been able to get the shot anyways He just took out the pole, over here, you see this, this pole over here
I wouldn't have been able to get the shot anyways
Man- what do you call that thing you have?
Alfred- Chit Show, Chit Show. Alfred Montaner!
Oh my goodness, guys
Yeah, he took out the pole
I mean, that's like a pole that is not supposed to be taken out to be honest
Hey, captain!
Captain!
Woman- come on!
Who's the hero...
Who's the hero that's the question
And then a hero comes along, oh boy
Oh no, oh boy
There's a lot going on in this Marina, my friends
Oh no, we got a baby crying and the shot being killed
No!
Oh he got it, he did a good job
I mean, he took out the pole but
Alfred- millions, millions!
I told them I'm gonna make millions, millions
What's going on over here, bro
Oh my God, that's crazy
Oh my goodness, that's crazy, oh no
Oh get the baby, somebody grab the baby, get the baby
What the hell, it sounds like a boat
Oh boy, another Ford
Is that a Ford struggling up there? Yes it is
Oh boy
It's gonna blow the transmission, my friends
Alfred- No bro, no, no, no. No
No, no, no
Alfred- it's just, it's just, look
Alfred- tell me the truth, okay, let's go, ask me why
Alfred- why, tell me why, now I am zoom in to you
Alfred- tell me why I must put you on my channel
Woman- because he's not going to dock well
Alfred- okay, don't help him, let's see if at least...
Woman- does something... Alfred- if not, we take the...
Alfred- the little red hair that he has there thrown
Alfred- that's when we put you on the Chit Show!
Alfred- you look like Charytín
Man- let's see if I do it right. Alfred- come on, be careful in front
Man- Alfred Montaner. Alfred- In the house, baby
Oh my goodness
He's like, you always, you always get me and you never put me on the channel
I told him I go well, what do you what do, you want me to do what are you gonna do
What are you gonna do for me to put you on the channel
And I call them, there's a
There's a Spanish singer, slash, oh somebody's running
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, she was running
Somebody, somebody was running over here by the ramps
That's like a no-no, that's like a guaranteed
A fall
But there's a Spanish singer called Charytín, and she she's always known for
Having like this fiery blonde, short hair and I was like, well, you like her
And now I'll be able to put him on the channel because all the
People watch in Spanish are gonna know, who's gonna...
Who we're talking about, now you guys know who we're talking about too
Good news is that YouTube has started uh implementing, oh oh
Is that thunder? Yes it is
YouTube started implementing a subtitle um, feature
So if it gets easier and we can use it, definitely, whenever I speak in Spanish
Guys, I know you guys wanna hear everything
YouTube and Google sometimes does it word for word
But it doesn't necessarily mean it's meaning for meaning, remember
Like you know, Cubans will have a certain dialect that
That then maybe Nicaraguans or Puerto Ricans
It's same Spanish right, but we use different words within our Spanish
So you got to keep that in mind, so the meaning has to mean
The same as if they were being spoken
You know, so it makes sense at least, does that make sense?
So yeah, there's no sense of me saying something or translating it like
Oh boy
Somebody just dropped something over there
There he goes, there he goes, he, he wanted to be on the Chit Show
I think he's gonna get his wish today
Wait for it
He did it, he did a good job
I'm trying to see what that tattoo is
Oh oh, get off my lawn, get ready
Person- it's not drunk
Ah!
Man- hey, 79th bro!
Alfred- ...
Man- the 79th!
Alfred- you're over there?
Where'd you, are you're here in this area?
*scream*
Hey we're live on YouTube, guys we're live on YouTube
Man- what's up, Alfredito! Alfred- bro, we just got that on YouTube, bro, live!
Right now, damn, man Man- what's up, Alfredito! Alfred- bro, we just got that on YouTube, bro, live!
Right now, damn, man
Man- how's it going, bro? Alfred- everything good bro, how you guys doing? How was the water?
Man- He was gonna say they are in the water but indeed they're not
Alfred- hell yeah bro, you ain't lying. Man- got back under your own power
Man- no, no, no see, don't do nothing
Alfred-well, your boat is not out of the water yet so tone it down buddy, tone it down
There's still hope over here on the Chit Show
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop
Man- Professional! Alfred- bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop!
Hey, so what's the name of the couple in the front that we're fighting?
She ain't no, she don't want none of that, hey!
Man- that's live! Alfred- you're live bro, you're live!
Hey!
Man- that's 10 o'clock, Alfred- I'm sorry bro, listen sleep on the couch today
All right guys, my name is Alfred Montaner and he... Man- we love it!
Alfred- is in the dog house over here on the Chit Show
Hey, we're out of here guys, don't forget to like and subscribe
Amazingness that is what we do, oh no!
Did you see her face? She was like oh boy, this guy's gonna get it
Boom!