- Tim can speak klingon. - What?
No, I can't. Yes, you can.
What the fuck is klingon? Like the star trek guys?
Yeah, he can speak their language. No, she's kidding.
No, I'm not. Why are you being shy?
- Yeah, don't be shy, tim. - It's just-- it's made-up.
This guy who plays the wizard at work is a trekkie. I don't--
Don't be shy. Tell them what you said to me last night. No.
Say what you said to her last night.
[ speaking klingon ]
You gotta be kidding me.
It means, "I like to mate after battle."
- That's not what I said. - Yeah.
No. No. That wasn't the one I said.
This one means, "kill kirk"...
And also "hallelujah," depending on the context.
You must have got it confused with, uh--
[ speaking gibberish ]
[ laughs ] honey, that is good. You know what that means, tim?
Well, I do. It means, "get the fuck out of my house...
Before I chop your fucking head off."
[ chuckles ]
Mark, he's a knight.
He's just a fast-food knight.
I should get going.
Thanks, uh, for the cereal.
I had a lovely evening.
By the way, it says "balls" on your face.
- Asshole. - My mom did it.
[ clattering ] [ glass shatters ]