Hello everybody and welcome to the next episode of Ask Evan
The only ask series on youtube where you ask the questions and I answer with puns, let's get started
How was yesterday's party? It was actually pretty great thanks for asking
I went as Patrick Stump, I think I looked pretty accurate especially when I added the $20 and the nosebleed
Just as an extra reference, however only 1 person actually got it without me telling them, 1 person
So I still thinked it was a good outfit just throw a fedora on I owned the same exact shirt we were fine
But speaking of the party, I'm holding a wine glass and we're dancing around and Lucy and Lydia
Are making fun of me for my dancing abilities and I'm like "I don't get it; what's so bad about it?"
I was told to dance, you just move your body around, you enjoy yourself, you know what that's what I can do
However it's hard to do that when you're holding a freaking wine glass I don't wanna spill it on everyone
Gesticulating my arms and throwing wine on friends so you know, you just kinda
You...you do the shimmy
However I was told I'm a dad dancer, I don't get it how can I not be a dad dancer
Why am I a dad dancer, I don't wanna be a da-I'm a dad dancer
How can you make my name (Dora) more spooky?
Have you tried Dor-acula? [laughs]
Why haven't you changed your twitter name to something more spooky?
Um, haven't you seen Evan DEADinger, I did just change it back as it is November 1st
But I think Evan DEADinger was fine the other one I was gonna go for was
Evan Edinger; Pun King, pun-kin, pump-it didn't have enough characters
Are you still an evil horse?
Neigh
[laughs]
What are your top 5 most used emojis?
Okay some of these come as a complete surprise to me, but #1 doesn't which is the
Cheeky banter A-okay hand sign, then there's the hands clapping, a glass of wine,
The cool shades emoji, and the smirking emoji,
Pretty accurate though, like that depicts my life basically
What's your favourite colour?
As a kid, my favourite colour was pink, up until age 8 when I changed it to the colour "the rainbow"
As a kid, I didn't care about gender norms however nowadays my favourite colour is orange and blue
Like separately I really like them equally and when I was a kid
I used to get like the orange and blue AirHeads and I would twist them together
And eat them at once because that's how much I loved those two colours
I would eat AirHeads of the same colour, how else would you show your appreciation
Do your audience demographics determine or influence the content you create?
This is actually a really good question, which is why I decided to throw it into the mix
It doesn't, I kind of make whatever videos I want, I mean if you look back at my previous videos
Who would have asked for a video called "mixed vegetables" like I'm not really in it for that game
Like what person is gonna be like "mixed vegetables, I'm all about that, I'm gonna click that video"
Not really many people, but my demographic isn't what you'd think
I think that most of you guys, statistically, are 18 to 24 and other than that you're probably 13 to 17
But there's a lot of other people that watch my videos 'cause Youtube is a place for diversity
So whoever you are watching my videos, I just know that hopefully we share the same sense of humour
You like puns and that's okay with me so thanks for watching
All time favourite song to sing in the shower?
At the moment it's Goner I don't know why, but I feel like the acoustics in my shower
Really fit with it, especially when I get to the screaming I'm like "DONT LET ME BE!"
I'm always afraid, I have this weird phobia, that like, if someone else is in the house
They're recording me and making fun of me like Dodie's just gonna snapchat it
Going like "lol Evan in the shower" and I'm like "you're a goner...
I'm gonna...punch you" that wasn't even good
What's your favourite Fall Out Boy album?
I feel like I've mentioned this before, but it's Folie À Deux
Because I feel like every song on the album is really good, I like the feel of it
And it's quite different from the old stuff and the new stuff and it's got it's own place right in the middle
And I really like it
Can you please teach everyone the clicky hand thing again?
So the other day in a live show I did my clicky hand thing
I'm kind of like a cartoon character in that whenever I tell a really good pun, I do the clicky hand thing, I don't know why
That's just who I am, (uh) but to do the clicky hand thing if you want to join in, in the clicky.. hand.. thing..
Is that what were going to call it? Clicky hand thing
I call it the snap snap clap
Essentially, with you left hand you want to snap with your middle finger and your thumb
And then open it, and simultaneously with your right hand I want you to do the same thing
Snapping with your middle finger and your thumb
But while this one opens, you're gonna clap, so its snap snap clap
So it goes like this when done well
And you can do it really really really fast so if you're telling a pun and you're like "awhhh snap!"
That wasn't even good Evan, give me a hand
You do the snap snap clap
What celebrity do you think everyone should look up to?
Probably Shaquille O'Neal, he's really tall.
How the fricketty frick frack did you get so far on twodots?
I've had that game since it first came out, there were literally twelve levels when I first played it
And I beat them all, so they came out with more, a little harder
So I beat those, and then they came out with more a little harder and I beat those, and its gotten to the point
where I've now beaten all four hundred and sixty current levels of twodots until the next expansion
I have a problem.
And when I started playing they didn't have all these cool powerups that make the game easier okay
It was just me and my brain, connecting the dots
Its gotten so much harder, every level gets so hard.
I highly recommend you download if you haven't yet, try and beat my score.
I have two hundred and sixty eight medals.
I haven't seen anyone that I know that has gotten more medals than me at the moment
But I feel like Dodie is trying really hard to the point where she's suffering from quite a lot of tetris effects
Uh Dodie, have you paid any rent this month?
D-Dodie?
Dot do that again
(laughs)
No
Are you releasing any new merch soon?
I currently just have wristbands, tank tops, t-shirts and posters
But I was thinking maybe a cactus jumper in the near future
Tell me what you think cause I might just try and get that design
If you could bring back one dead Harry Potter character who would it be and why?
Voldemort duh, I just uh
no-no-no
In all honestly it would be Fred and that just because he's a twin
And I just can't imagine how sad George must be
Like I've seen that tumblr post that says
"The only person that looks into the mirror or Erisid and sees themselves is George"
And that is so sad, like I just- I awhh, just I want Fred back
"How did you react to being in the Ed Sheeran movie?"
I literally freaked out, like, I went to the red carpet premiere thinking
it was just a premiere and I was gonna enjoy the movie, and then,
it turns out I was in the actual film
Like, if you went to see the Ed Sheeran movie, I WAS IN THE FILM
Everywhere! If you saw it in England, if you saw it in Australia, if you saw it in Belgium, America,
Oh my god, like, that is... AAH! I've made it! Like my whole life goals has been to, you know,
be in the liner notes of the CD, or maybe, be in the credits of a movie
I'm not in the credits of the movie, but, I'm in the beginning for a good like
ten to fifteen seconds of like, literally just me getting papped
it is the coolest freaking thing
"Hey babe, how are you?"
I feel like you need to learn some phandom english because that's not a question.
Did you ever get revenge on the cactus?
Within a half hour of me falling into the cactus, I did pass another smaller, punier cactus
and I was still full of rage about the incident, so I kicked it. I gave it a full on kick
and it, like, flew in the air, all cinematic and stuff. However, I was told that's illegal
so then I just took this Instagram
Taught that cactus a thing or two
Prick!
"Can you make a pun about Troye's new album?"
So Troye's dating a guy whose name is Neighbourhood
and he wanted to take his relationship to the next level,
so he "blew" Neighbourhood
[Weird laughter] It's not even that good
I should... I should really "Troye" harder
"If you're forced to eat only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?"
Well, in terms of a food that I can eat for the rest of my life that I can cook in lots of different ways
and is full of lots of nutrients
potatoes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick them in a stew.
"What did you have for breakfast this morning?
I still have cereal left over from my British vs. American video
Except the only American cereal that I have left is Trix 'cause I love all the other stuff
but Trix has kinda always been like "It's alright"
and no British person I've had try it yet has been like "That's good."
Most of them are like "What is this?"
and I ran out of milk so I had to eat Trix with vanilla soy milk.
So if you thought Trix was sweet, oh my god.
Speaking of food though a lot of people make fun of me because all I know how to make is spaghetti bolognese,
however, I just recently learned how to make mashed potatoes.
So I've been eating a lot of mashed potatoes
'cause I know how to make them now.
It's-it's great. I'll-I don't know. (laugh)
So if you come to my house now, you can expect me to make yous delicious potatoes or delicious bolognese
I have a very small menu, but I'm very good at it
When do you start to celebrate Christmas?
I start to celebrate Christmas on black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, the way God intended
You shouldn't celebrate Christmas when the turkey is still there
Like give the turkey some respect, in England it's just like
Halloween's over, everyone's just like, "costumes off Santa beards, ITS CHRISTMAS TIME"
Then I'm like "calm it down, s'cuse me, I still gotta get my turkey and my pumpkin pie let's cool it"
Favourite meme?
Dan
Have you ever used tampons to stop a nose bleed?
I've literally never had a nose bleed, spare the one that I pretended to have
For my Patrick Stump costume, I just have a very strong nose
So no, I've never used a tampon
For that
What was that even insinuating
Which British stereotypes have you realized aren't true?
None of them, they're actually all true
Every British person is exactly how you'd think Americans
(Really bad accent) Oh jolly good, cup of tea, is that the queen I see, it's raining
What was that [laughs]
Favourite youtuber's book?
At this point I only have 2 youtuber's books right now, which is
Art is Dead by Tomska and Girl Onling On Tour by Zoella, and I haven't read either of them yet
But I have them and they look cute on my bookshelf so I plan to read them sometime soon
Favourite song/album at the moment?
I'm still listening to Carly Rae Jepsen's new album EMOTION because it's just so good
It's good to listen to at work and it's catchy and it's my jam and it's all that and I love it
Do you like focus?
No I don't like faux-cus, I like REAL cus
Poop, hiney, buttface McGee, that's right I'm a real cusser, [laughs] that was the stupidest pun
Are you going to any Christmas parties this year?
Yes, my job is actually having a Christmas party in Vilnius
So i get to fly out all the way in Lutherania to celebrate Christmas there
And hopefully open some Christmas crackers
Or whatever Lutheranians would have for Christmas crackers
Christmas potatoes filled with pork... that you put on your head? I dunno
If you could be a superhero for a day who would you be?
I'd be a spy for the German government who was bitten by a radioactive spider
They would call me Spy Der Mann
[laughs at pun]
What is your favorite TV show at the minute?
Currently I'm watching the new season of South Park
and I always love every episode of South Park
so I'd have to say that.
Fall Out Boy or Twenty One Pilots?
OOOhhhh
What a catch, thats a difficult question thats got me stressed out
Don't judge me
but as I was Patrick Stump for Halloween, I'm gonna have to go for Fall Out Boy okay?
Sorry, just love me some Patty Stump
What's your favorite sport?
I like kickball.
Don't tell me that's not a real sport I love it.
Thoughts on Winnie the Pooh?
When I was a kid, my mom used to give us all Winnie the Pooh themed placemats,
And I always got stuck with Piglet.
All I wanted was Tigger!
He was the fun one
T-I-double G- ER
Mom was like, "No. You're getting this one because you're shy."
And I was like, "Come on!"
"I'm not shy! Pig-"let" me have the other one."
[laughs]
That was Pooh.
[laughs]
What's your favorite costume / character you've ever been?
Well considering that every day of my life when I was twenty,
I was a walking waking image of Shaggy from Scooby Doo,
It's not that. Anything else!
I'd say Patrick Stump.
Maybe Phil Lester, though, 'cause I think I did a pretty good job with that.
Best Halloween pun?
Why can't the vampire go to sleep?
Because his wife is always "coffin".
Puppies or kittens?
If I answered this question with "puppies", I'd just be "kitten" myself.
It's kittens, they're just adorable and cute and small and I love cats!
I'm a cat person. I also love puppies
but I'm just more-so a cat person.
Would you rather have breakfast food for the rest of your life or dinner food?
To be honest, I don't wanna know any person
that would answer that question with "dinner food".
[whispers] who are you?
I would "break" up with you "fast".
[laughs]
Who did you vote for in the TØP poll?
Of course I voted for Tyler
I'm so upset he didn't win!
He was a big fan of ranch dressing!
And that's the type of guy I can get behind.