hi I'm Barbara and this is Dave hi Barbara great to be back thank you for having me on your show
it's really a thrill and it's been a long time how have you been great to great to have you you
know there's so much bad news in the world right now I thought we'd talk about some good things
oh some reports some good news I think that's a wonderful idea because you're right there
is nothing it seems like there's nothing but bad news yeah so we should talk about some good things
I did go to storage my storage container I have a storage container
and I found some old props from the show do you have any interest in that oh yeah I'd love to see
the mate I want to hear more about your storage container where is it Staten Island Queens it's
in Queens yeah and uh there's a rack with uh maybe 15 Late Show jackets 15 maybe what are you doing
with 15. oh because I gave them out every year oh my forgive me my apologies yes um I mean it's one
that I wear all the time and that's in my closet at home yeah why just the one I don't know I got
attached to one and I just kept wearing the same one but you could switch one out you could I could
wear one every day if I wanted or yeah one a year for the next 15. I could I know I got to
touch the one I don't know what happened well see this is good news oh that is good news yeah
let's see what you have um this is hot and spicy Tylenol capsules this is from a segment
uh products not approved by the FDA what what did we call that yeah FDA FDA rejected products yeah
there was a song that Paul would do yeah hey hey FDA I don't know what it was yeah okay so this is
Tylenol hot and spicy yeah gotta love it that's pretty good but you know that's the kind of thing
I wouldn't be surprised if the Tylenol people if they're watching and why wouldn't they be
uh snatched that idea up and started to put it out for real I mean pain relief great new taste
gotta love it yeah I don't know yeah okay this in in you know in in eating things not you eat
aspirin but Dr crevician's suicide breath mints yeah now this takes perhaps a little bit of uh
explaining right Dr Kevorkian in his day was a doctor I believe from Michigan and he subscribed
to the notion that when you're ready to die rather than prolong and be miserable for you and your
family could be you know years you're lingering at death's door for example like me [Laughter]
uh Dr curvorkian you'd call him and he had a van equipped with equipment to kill you and
he'd swing by your house and maybe you work the whole neighborhood and and hook you up to the
suicide machine and kill you and and I think he uh somebody some law enforcement agency said can't do
that and he went to prison I think but he came out of prison and I believe he himself now is dead so
that's a fantastic idea Dr Kevorkian Dr Death as he was known right suicide breath mints yeah you
just pop one in and goodbye and you and you'd leave with minty breath well is that how that
works it didn't occur to me yeah yeah take it just pop one of these in your mouth and good night yeah
and goodbye yeah minty breath and good night this was a CD Dave Letterman's lullabies for kitties
so I would I would be singing songs for kitty cats to go to sleep and if if you don't believe
this just take a look at the back now you have to believe it you see well you had a song you sang
it wasn't really midnight and the kitties are asleep that's exactly right downstairs by the
furnace well birdies are cheap that's exactly I'm so happy you remembered your song It's a Beautiful
song yeah yeah Paul wrote It's reigning men and I wrote midnight and the kitties are sleeping
it's me a lot oh good that's why I'm here honestly that's good news yeah
oh there's so much bad news at midnight the kitties are sleeping that's a that's a crowd
pleaser yeah and finally this is a book Now read this part part first my my response to
your letters your message your questions from is a book written by O.J Simpson
responding to your letters your messages your questions I want to kill you
it's awful well if we have a running depth of sequence here yeah well this might have been
bookmobile oh yeah exactly I had this off the book yeah that's from the book mobile it wouldn't be in
this it's not a rejected FDA yeah no neither was the kitties no you're right these are different
things I've nabbed off different cards I want to kill you yes it's a slight reading yeah yeah
yeah I enjoyed that that's it for this segment uh and now I think I will uh some more I'm sorry the
theme is bad news sure uh I can't be on your show anymore what I've signed a a deal a long-term deal
with tick tock oh is and is Tick is your Tick Tock deal just you or hosted by someone else no just me
exclusive on Tick Tock well I think actually people will like that yeah but you have your
own show and you'll be fine you'll have various guests on and such have no other guest on my show
hmm I did I I did not know that what is that what does that mean brush over there it's for my beard
okay sorry I don't I don't question your grooming AIDS no sorry I didn't know what it was okay all
right all right anyway so look for me on Tick Tock all right that'll be great thanks oh subscribe oh
uh hit the Subscribe button yeah what he said yeah but I don't care because I'm now on Tick Tock yeah
is that it yeah all right well say good night oh good night good night
wow yeah I won't be on this show