- What kind of guys has Reese been into?
- Reese just likes thicker people in general,
and hairier.
- All those attributes like his dad.
(laughing)
- There's science there.
- Hi, I'm Reese.
- I'm mom.
- And I'm Mike, the dad.
- [Producer] How much should a parent know
about their child's sex life?
- I'm pretty happy with how much they know.
- [Producer] Which is?
- Which is virtually nothing,
but I guess at this point I mean like,
they're gonna know a lot more now.
- [Producer] Today you're gonna guess
who Reese has slept with.
- I actually have an idea of what might be Reese's type.
Looking over time, and like when he's doodled
in his notebooks in like high school, it tends to be
guys with beards. - What, what?
- Is that a bear?
- What?
- [Lisa] Bear, yeah yeah yeah.
- [Producer] Alright, I think we're gonna
gonna bring everybody out.
- There's a lot of people.
- Alright, step forward. - Yeah
I'm Lisa, I'm Reese's mom.
- I'm Mike.
- Hi, I'm Kitty.
- Kitty? - Hi, Kitty.
- Do you find our son attractive? (chuckles)
- Yes.
(laughing)
- Why don't you look into Reese's eyes.
(laughing)
- I think you have a look that Reese would be attracted to.
- [Producer] What's the look?
- I'm not sure what the definition of a bear is,
but is Kitty?
- Is that not something you're supposed to say?
- This is a safe space, I guess I'm like a baby bear.
- [Producer] Final guess?
- Yes.
- [Both] You have slept with our son.
- [Lisa] Okay.
- [Both] Score!
(laughing)
- We're you dating, or just hooking up?
- Just hooking up.
- Yeah, I saw Kitty the first day of class,
and I immediately knew, I was like ooh hot.
(laughing)
- Were you safe?
- I didn't know they were gonna ask this.
- It wasn't like,
what's the word, penetrative.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
(laughing)
- Cool.
- [Producer] You're getting a little red Kitty.
- Yeah.
- Step up.
- All right. - Yeah, hi.
- Hello.
- He's got the beard, he's an attractive person.
- [Lisa] You've got nice, big arms.
- Let's do the hand holding test.
- Okay. - Yeah.
Okay.
(laughing)
- Definitely a different vibe.
Based on how they held hands,
I'm gonna have to say he did not sleep with him.
- Yeah I think it's a no with Jordan.
- Yes.
- Yes we're right, or yes you have?
- Yeah, we've slept together.
- Oh, Wow!
- We're wrong!
- Man, okay, well, gosh I don't know.
Nice to meet you.
(laughing)
- Sarah!
- [Producer] So, you guys obviously know each other.
- Yes, Sarah has been a part of Reese's social circle
since high school.
- Yeah we met in--
- Eighth grade. - Nine, eighth grade?
- [Both] Yeah.
- Is Reese attracted to you?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Can we see you guys do a slow dance?
- Yes! - Yeah!
- Aww.
- This is nice.
(giggles)
- I don't think they've slept together.
- [Mike] Reese, have you ever experimented?
- I can't answer that, right?
- You guys have been so close for so long,
if there ever was an opportunity I would think
you know, it might be Sarah.
But you know, Reese is gay, so.
You know, I would have to put it on the not likely side.
- You're right, we have not.
(laughing)
- [Lisa] Have you ever slept with a woman?
- I have not, there definitely was like a moment,
where I considered it, but I'm just gay.
- Yeah, great. - Cool, thank you.
- [Lisa] Hi, nice to meet you.
- You too!
- What's your name? - Alvin!
- Alvin, okay, so how do you know Reese?
- Same bars, I feel like we all just kinda go
to the same places, you know, just, encounters happen.
- Let me see you two slow dance.
(laughing)
- [Mike] This seems natural.
- [Lisa] Reese, why don't you whisper in Alvin's ear.
- Oooh!
(laughing)
- You know, I think that Reese is looking at you
in a way that might indicate
that there's a relationship here.
- [Mike] I'm gonna say they have not.
I think it goes back to the type.
Maybe just not what Reese is gonna go after.
- So have you two slept together?
- We have not. - No
- Ah man!
- First time we've met.
- Yeah, I don't know him. - Are you kidding me?
(laughing)
Wow, are you gay?
- I am, I'm a platinum gay.
- I'm not sure what that means either.
(laughing)
- A gold star normal gay,
haven't had sexual relations with a woman.
But, I have not even passed through a vagina.
I'm a C-section baby. - Oh, okay, oh okay.
Well, nice to meet you!
- Yeah you too!
- Nice to meet you too.
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- [Producer] So, based on visuals, why or why not?
- Based on visuals?
Well, you're not fitting that,
the typical person Reese has been with.
- So you're saying I'm not thick enough.
- Yeah. (laughing)
I'd like to see you two flirt.
- Like set the scene, where are we?
- [Lisa] You're at a party.
- Okay.
(beatboxing)
(laughing)
Hey. - No, so this wouldn't work.
Because you guys know each other, you know?
Yeah, thumbs down.
I don't think that you have slept together.
- Have you slept with Reese?
- Yes, we have. - You have, gosh!
- Yeah, I totally have.
- So what kind of guys has Reese been into?
- Reese just likes thicker people in general,
and hairier.
- All of those attributes like his dad.
(laughing)
- There's science there, there is, yeah.
- Oh, I ruined it for him.
(laughing)
- Visually, I think yes, this could be a match.
What were your first impressions of Reese?
- He has a really nice beard. - My hair.
- I really like the, these things.
I would want this, but I don't know if I want it that big.
- Right, so, maybe he could tone that down a bit.
- I think he could tone that down but-
(laughing)
- [Producer] Alright, so visually?
- [Mike] He's hitting all of the marks.
I'm thinking yes, Lisa.
- Yeah, I think yes as well.
Have you and Reese slept together?
- No. - Dang it!
Have you thought about sleeping with Reese?
- It's been a thought, definitely.
- Yeah, for sure.
- There's still a chance!
(laughing)
Hmm, I'm not sure, but yeah, I would, hmm.
Tell us a little about yourself.
- So, I am 23, I studied architecture, I am a painter.
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm a barista.
- Ah huh, okay.
I'm kind of wondering if it's a yes.
Cause you seem a little, nervous.
Like, I'm standing right next to mom and dad.
- Yeah, it's a yes.
- We got it right!
- [Producer] But there's more to it, right?
- Are you currently dating?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, so this is the person
we've been hearing a little bit about.
- Yeah. - Okay, nice to meet you!
- Good things I hope.
- Yes, nice to meet you!
- Nice to meet you!
- [Producer] Okay, we've got our last one.
- Have you ever seen Reese naked?
- Yes.
(laughing)
- But not in person, it was a picture.
- Oh, great!
Where did you see this picture?
(laughing)
- The internet.
- Okay.
- Have you ever had sex with your clothes on?
- Yes, that's what happens if you're outside or something.
- So many follow-up questions I don't want to ask.
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- If he hasn't seen him naked
outside of a picture, I say no.
Have you had sex with our son?
- I have not.
- [Producer] Would you like to, sometime?
- I mean I'm okay right now, you're sweet.
(laughing)
- You can't say it with his boyfriend in the room.
- Oh my god.
(laughing)
- [Producer] So, with a show of hands,
who did they guess correctly?
- One, two.
- [Producer] Okay, and with a show of hands,
who has slept with Reese?
- Okay.
(laughing)
- [Lisa] How many people have you slept with?
- Forty-five.
- It's time to settle down.
(laughing)
- [Producer] What seems like a good number to you guys?
- I don't think you need to set any records, you know?
- Also, be prepared, Thanksgiving dinner, to be
tell grandma and grandpa all about these questions.
- [Lisa] All about this, yeah awesome.
- Oh no.
- So do you think you would consider bringing Cody
to our house for Thanksgiving?
- Yeah, I mean sure if he wants.
- No pressure!
(laughing)
- I'm sorry, I gotta go.
(laughing)