Hey, if we're gonna keep talking about Tori's phone,
could someone please take me to a car door so I can slam my face in it?
I have a car.
Oh.
First time here?
Um... yeah.
If you get nervous, I'll hold your hand.
You have insane hair.
Yeah, uh, my hair was normal and then one day, it just... went insane.
Sad story.
I like your story.
Um, hi.
Miss?
What?
He has a girlfriend.
I don't see her.
Whoa!
You are amazing, you know that?
Is that Alyssa Vaughn?
Yeah, so?
Nothing, she's gross. French fry?
Gross? Look at her.
Oh, that girl is smoking hot. I'm serious.
I should shut up.
When you offered to pick me up this morning,
I didn't know you'd have other... passengers.
Oh, I didn't either.
Sometimes girls just show up at my house and ask for rides to school.
Isn't he sweet?
Like candy.
Yeah.
So, are you gonna come with us to Nozu after school?
Yeah, I'm gonna try to, but first I have to find out--
Oh my God, Beck, your hair smells so good!
You guys, please smell this boy's hair.
Oh, baby!
I know right?
What kind of shampoo do you use?
Oh, just some kind in a bottle.
[laughing]
Jade, don't be such a crabby Cathy.
I have every right to be a crabby Cathy.
That's okay, I get it, custom.
Ah, crabby Cathy's about to get a little bit crabbier.
[laughing]
Hey! Get your hands off my boyfriend's head.
- Ssss! - Ssss!
Ssss!
- Ah! - Ssss!
Get up, alien.
Head... feels dizzy.
I know what'll make you feel better.
Jumping jacks?
Kiss me.
Let's do it.
- Oh, look, it's Jade. - Get outta my way.
What are you doing here?
I'm just helping Tori rehearse for her audition.
That's three nights in a row.
I know she's bad, but does she really need this much help?
He's teaching me about taking risks.
Oh.
Is it splitsville for Beck and Jade?
All this and tons more on Robarazzi starring Robbie Shapiro.
He's a dead man!
Beck and I aren't splitting up.
- Well. - Dude!
- Kidding. - Beck and I are not splitsville!
- Well. - Is there something you wanna talk about?
Kidding.
Oh, wait, that tray just...
- Ah! - ...the... oven.
[mumbling]
My goodness, that tray was hot.
Ah! Well, look a there, my skin startin' to blister.
And I do believe that's the sweet smell of my burning flesh.
- Jade, perhaps I should drive. - Who's Jade?
My name is Betty Sue Goldenheart,
a happy farm girl who's experiencing extreme pain right now.
[mumbling]
I'm tired of fighting.
Okay... I'm gonna walk out that door and I'm gonna count to ten.
Don't forget three.
Some people forget it.
If I get to ten and you're not out there, I'm going home... and we're over. Ten!
[door shutting]
[car starting up]
[car leaving]
Let's play some cards.
Maybe his ex girlfriend, um...
Jade.
...Jade, maybe she still likes this boy with the hair.
Uh, she kinda walked out on me.
That doesn't mean she ain't still got feelings for ya.
[slow motion] She kinda walked out on me.
If I get to ten and you're not out there, I'm going home... and we're over.
So what? You're just like... cold-blooded?
Jade? Cold-blooded? Uh, what a su-prise.
[laughing]