Hey we have a great show tonight. Catherine Zeta-Jones is here with us.
From the Houston Rockets, James Harden will be with us.
And performing, and sitting in all night with the Cletones tonight
a living legend on guitar, Hank The Hawk Knutley, welcome Hank!
The Hawk is in the house.
I see you're wearing the Mardi Gras beads, are you from New Orleans?
Uh no, no.
Alright well what songs are you going to sing tonight? We're excited to have you here.
I'm gonna sing "Trapped in the Garage", "Trapped in the Garage Part 2"
I'm gonna sing "Watch Your Mouth", and I'm gonna sing "Stabbed to Life".
"Stabbed to Life"? Yes. Oh that sounds great. Alright.
Hey what's the story with your dog here?
This is my service dog, his name is Henry, and I would like to take a moment, if you don't mind
to thank him for his service. Oh, thank you Henry.
Hi Henry!
Alright, Henry doesn't know what the hell's going on.
So Hank and Henry are here.
The Tooth Fairy's fine, but we need a Bluetooth Fairy.
We need a fairy who will give you money if you take that stupid little earpiece out of your--
[GUITAR TUNING]
Hank? What are you doing?
I was making sure the guitar was right.
Oh ok, well I'm in the middle of the monologue, so...
Oh you could hear that? Yeah I could, yeah. It got through.
Sorry. It's alright, I don't think Henry heard it, but yeah.
Sorry. It's okay, it's alright. Just, you know, we'll get to you later.
Okay very good.
I also want to mention this live album.
It's Hank Knutley, "Knutley In Your Face"
it is available now. Hank The Hawk Knutley.
Hank, why do they call you The Hawk?
Originally it started as a sex move that I had invented.
Which then I adapted into a fighting style.
And so I just come to be known for both of those things simultaneously.
Oh well [LAUGHTER] that's different from what I expected it to be, but it's a great story.
It's very Hank. [LAUGHTER] Extremely Hank.
This is his new live album, it's called "Knutley In Your Face", it comes out next week.
Here making his television debut-- is that...
it seems like there's like latex there...
and it seems like-- is this beard like a stick on, and is this mustache--
Oh my goodness.
Oh my stars.
It's John Mayer!
John, John, John!
What? I don't understand. This is not like you, why would you do this?
It's just that... Ed Sheeran's just killing it right now
and I thought that maybe if I played a different person I could get another chance to make it.
Oh, John, come on now. Ed's great and all, but you're great too, and everybody loves you
and you don't need to pretend to be somebody else.
Really? Really. You just have to be yourself
and I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say we will all embrace you.
Now come on. Why don't you get out of that silly costume and play some guitar for us?
Alright.
Oh my goodness, unbelievable, wow!
Tickets for his tour go on sale this week. There's the EP right there, it's called
"The Search for Everything: Wave Two"
the full length album comes out April 14th. Here with the song, "Still Feel Like Your Man"
the artist formerly known as Hank Knutley, John Mayer!