A WOMAN THROUGH HER OWN FECES OUTSIDE OF A WINDOW DURING A
DEBATE, NOT A DEBATE.
NOW THAT'S AN AWESOME PARTY AND SLIPPED IN A DEBATE WITH BERNIE
SANDERS ñ
A WOMAN THROUGH HER OWN FECES OUTSIDE OF A WINDOW DURING A
DATE AND AFTER THAT FECES GOT STUCK SOMEHOW NEAR THE
WINDOWSILL, SHE TRIED TO GET IT OUT AND THEN GOT STUCK IN
SAID WINDOWSILL WHICH MADE IT THE WORST DATE OF ALL TIME.
THE STORY IS AMAZING AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW IT MADE IT TO
THE HEADLINES, I DON'T KNOW HOW BBC GOT THE STORY BUT IT IS
ONE OF MY FAVORITE STORIES EVER.
IT DOESN'T THE TENDER DATE.
THIS COUPLE GETS TOGETHER.
THEY HAVE DINNER.
THEY'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME AND THEN THEY DECIDE, LET'S GO
BACK TO THE DEPARTMENT.
HAVE SOME WINE.
NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS WINE DRINKING THE WOMEN IN QUESTION
REALIZES SHE NEEDS TO USE THE POTTY SO SHE GOES TO THE
BATHROOM, GOES NUMBER TWO IN PANICS WHEN SHE REALIZES
THAT THE TOILET IS NOT FLUSHING.
NOT HER FAULT, IT SEEMS TO BE THE GUYS FALL.
YOU CAN ONLY FECES IN THE TOILET.
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
IS A FIRST DATE SO SHE DECIDES TO SOMEHOW REACH IN, GRAB
IT, AND TRY TO SORT OUT THE WINDOW.
BECAUSE THAT IS LESS EMBARRASSING.
NO, BUT WHAT DO YOU DO?
DO YOU LEAVE IT THERE CLUSTER YOU CANNOT LEAVE IT THERE.
YOU CAN BECAUSE IT IS THE LEAST BAD OPTION.
I KNOW WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR LESSER OF TWO EVILS, BUT
YOU CANNOT SCOOP IT OUT.
YOU JUST GOTTA SAY HEY DUDE, YOUR TOILET DOESN'T WORK.
THAT IS A DISASTER TOP ANYWAY.
AT LEAST WE KNOW SHE HAS A HEALTHY BECAUSE IT WAS
A SOLID POOP.
WHAT IF IT WASN'T SOLID, THEN SHE WOULD HAVE NO OPTIONS THAT
SHE THOSE OUT THE WINDOW, SOMEHOW GET STUCK IN THAT SHE
PANICS BECAUSE IT IS EASY TO SEE IT WHERE GOT STUCK SO SHE
FELT LIKE SHE NEEDED TO BE HONEST WITH THE MAN THAT
SHE WAS ON THE DATE WITH.
HIS NAME IS LIAM SMITH.
SHE GOES BACK INTO THE ROOM AND SHE IS LIKE I THREW MY POOP OUT THE
WINDOW.
IT IS STUCK.
SHE IS BRITISH.
I DO DECLARE, I POOPED IN YOUR BATHROOM, THEN I REACHED IN
AND SCOOPED IT UP AND I FIGURED OUT WHO NUMBER TWO WORKS FOR.
QUITE A CONTROVERSY.
THEN THEY TRIED TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY CAN RETRIEVE THE POO
THAT IS BEEN STUCK NEAR THE WINDOW.
LET ME GIVE THE DETAILS AS WRITTEN BY THE NEW YORK DAILY
NEWS.
AT THIS POINT LIAM SMITH KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON AND HE
THINKS LET ME GET A HAMMER AND BREAK THE WINDOW.
AS HE IS DOING THAT SHE DECIDES TO TAKE IT INTO HER OWN HANDS.
SHE TRIES TO GO THROUGH AND GETS STUCK.
THEY CALLED THE AUTHORITIES.
NIGHTMARE.
LUCKILY THEY RESCUED HER.
WE HAVE PICTURES OF THE INCIDENT.
OH MY GOD.
AS IF IT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH.
I'M STUCK.
I'M RIGHT NEXT TO THE POOP.
OH MY GOD.
IS THAT HER FEET UP ON THE CEILING?
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
HOW DID SHE DO THAT?
I JUST CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW THE STORY COULD GET ANY MORE
DISASTROUS.
YOU THREW THE POO OUT THE WINDOW BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO
BE EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF A MAN YOU ARE ON A DATE WITH BUT THEN
SHE PROCEEDED TO GET EMBARRASSED WITH SEVERAL MEN ON THE SCENE.
GO BACK TO THE PICTURE.
IT'S TERRIBLE.
IT IS HEARTBREAKING.
THIS WHOLE INCIDENT DESTROYED HIS WINDOW AND HE IS A
STRUGGLING POSTGRADUATE STUDENT AND HE IS LIKE, I NEED
MONEY TO FIX HIS WINDOW SO WHAT HE DID WAS, HE STARTED A
CROWDFUNDING PAGE AND HE WAS HOPING TO GET $300.
HE ENDED UP GETTING LIKE $1200.
I'M SORRY, EUROS.
HE GOT Ä1200.
HE AND HIS DATE GOT TOGETHER AND DONATED WHAT THEY DIDN'T
NEED TO CHARITY, SO THEY'RE GREAT AND GUESS WHAT?
HE REALLY LIKED HER SO THEY ARE GOING OUT ON ANOTHER DATE.
YOU BETTER FIX THAT TOILET SON.
THERE ARE SO MANY AMAZING PARTS OF THE STORY.
THE TWIST AT THE END IS EVEN BETTER.
HE IS LIKE - WHO GIVES HIM MONEY?
YOU KNOW WHY?
WE'RE AMUSED BY THE STORY AND WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE AT HEART.
WITH ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS TO HAPPEN ON THE INTERNET,
THERE STILL WONDERFUL THINGS AND PEOPLE LOOK AT THAT AND GO,
I FEEL BAD ABOUT THE POO CONTROVERSY.
WHAT CAN POO DO FOR YOU?
APPARENTLY GET YOU Ä1200 WHICH THEY THEN MAINLY GAVE TO
CHARITY.
IF THEY GET MARRIED OUT OF THIS, IT IS GOING TO BE ONE HELL
OF A STORY TO TELL THE KIDS.
I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE REACHED FOR HER POO AND THREW IT OUT
THE WINDOW.
THAT IS AMAZING.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY OF THE YEAR.
I GUESS WE NOW KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE POO HITS THE FAN.