- My heart's beating so fast right now.
- (chiming in) "Aye, aye, captain!"
Goddamn it.
♪ (industrial music) ♪
- (FBE) Today, you're gonna be doing a try not to sing challenge.
- (sighing wearily)
♪ Why would you do this to me? ♪
- No!
I'm more determined this time.
I think this time I can do it.
- (FBE) So, as always, there's no singing.
- Okay.
- (FBE) There's no dancing. - No dancing? Oh!
- (FBE) There's no moving to the beat.
- (groaning softly)
- (FBE) There's no lip syncing. - Oh, my god!
- (FBE) And though we aren't going to X you out of the video
if you lose, the goal is still to try not to sing.
- Okay, so I'm gonna lose a lot is what you're telling me.
- I'm just mentally preparing myself.
I can do this.
♪ (Shawn Mendes, "Treat You Better") ♪
- I'm getting nervous now.
- (humming along)
Oh, I forgot what I was doing already.
- I don't even know who this is.
- ♪ I won't lie to you ♪ - Oh, Shawn Mendes!
Love him.
- That's Shawn, right, Shawn Mendes?
Good god, he's a good looking human.
- Whenever he comes on the radio, not going to lie, I jam out hard.
- (singing along) ♪ ...you better ♪
- ♪ Than he can ♪
- My body is shaking.
- ♪ ...deserves a gentleman ♪
- Okay, this is hard.
- ♪ Tell me, why are we wasting time ♪
♪ On all your wasted crying ♪
- This is actually a lot harder than I thought it was.
- ♪ I know I can treat you... ♪
- I feel so tense.
- ♪ Better than he can ♪
- There we go. Cha-ching!
- I didn't think that it would be hard,
but I was feeling a little tense in the middle there.
I was, like, got a little hot.
I'm, like, I need to belt it out.
- I just have a lot of memories associated with his music
and listening to it in moments of my life that I enjoy.
It makes me happy.
♪ (Green Day, "American Idiot") ♪
- Oh, [bleep] you guys!
- ♪ Don't wanna be an... ♪ - (singing along) ♪ American idiot ♪
No!
- ♪ Don't wanna be an American idiot ♪
- I kinda wanna be one.
♪ (punk rock music) ♪
- (groaning)
- Oh, no. I really wanna move.
- ♪ Don't want a nation under the new media ♪
- (giggling) I had to.
- My heart's beating so fast right now.
This is so hard. It's one of my favorite songs.
- This is not my sound.
- ♪ Television dreams of tomorrow ♪
- I want to bop. I wanna bop really hard, but I can't.
♪ (drum solo) ♪
- (sighing in relief)
- I'm a [inaudible] at heart. I just-- I have to.
- My willpower lasted, what, 30 seconds?
I had every single Green Day CD.
♪ (Macklemore, "Thrift Shop") ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna pop some tags ♪ - Whoa, wow, throwback.
- Oh, some Macklemore, okay.
- ♪ I'm gonna pop some tags ♪
- (singing along) ♪ ...$20 in my pocket ♪
(giggling) Oh, no!
- ♪ Only got $20 in my pocket ♪ - I love that part.
Oh shit!
- ♪ This is [bleep] awesome ♪ - I love rap.
Never liked this song.
- ♪ "What up, I gotta big [bleep]!" ♪
♪ Nah, I'm just pumped ♪ - (cracking up)
- ♪ I bought some shit from a thrift shop ♪
♪ Ice on the fringe is so damn frosty ♪
- No, no, this isn't gonna break me.
- Since I already reacted to this years ago,
I got it out of my system.
- ♪ I'ma take your grandpa's style ♪
♪ I'ma take your grandpa's style ♪
- (chuckling) Aaah, this is so hard!
- ♪ Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers ♪
♪ Dookie brown leather jacket that I found diggin' ♪
♪ I'm gonna pop some tags ♪
- I almost started lip syncing. Oh, my god, wait!
- ♪ I'm, I'm, I'm hunting ♪
- (singing along) ♪ Lookin' for a come up ♪
♪ This is [bleep] awesome ♪
Classic.
- That was so hard. I'm, like, sweating.
- If it was some other Macklemore songs, maybe,
but this one, I've heard 800 million times
and I can tune it out.
- ♪ You're the light, you're the night ♪
♪ You're the color of my blood ♪
♪ You're the cure, you're the pain ♪
- All right, I'm fine with this one.
- I think I'll be all right on this one.
- This is a good one, but I feel like you have to be
a good singer to sing this one.
- Wait a minute.
Ain't that from 50 Shades of Grey?
- Oh, 50 Shades of Grey.
- ♪ My head spinning around... ♪ (drumming table)
- I am doing killer.
I'm really disappointed with you guys.
- It's the chorus that gets you.
- ♪ Love me like you do, love, love, love me like you do ♪
♪ Like you do ♪ - Damn.
- All right, this is a bop, though.
- ♪ ...like you do ♪
- I felt myself almost starting to hum,
but then I remembered I can't do that.
- ♪ What are you waiting for? ♪
- Oh, I almost just cracked.
- ♪ Love me like you do, love, love, love me... ♪
- I was wrong.
I thought I had this.
I don't know if I do anymore.
- ♪ ...love, love, love me like you do ♪
♪ Touch me like you do ♪ - Ooh, it's getting intense.
- I feel like this is a peaceful song.
It's easy to not sing along.
- I don't listen to that song enough to want to dance to it.
- I have to take a deep breath after each one.
It's so much tension.
- Not today! Not today.
- Uh-oh.
- (sighing) This is a throwback song too.
- ♪ Just open... ♪
- If I get through this one, I'll be so proud of myself.
- This is a good one, actually.
(teeth clenched) This is a good one.
- ♪ 'Cause, baby, you're a firework ♪ - (grunting in distress)
- ♪ C'mon, show 'em what you're worth ♪
♪ Make 'em go... ♪ - The chorus is the hardest part.
- ♪ As you shoot across the sky-y-y ♪
♪ Baby, you're a firework ♪
- (laughing) - ♪ Come on, let your color... ♪
- My body's like, "Tom, just dance!"
- Middle school Labib is [bleep] screaming right now.
- ♪ You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe ♪
- I made it. I did it.
- I liked the music video.
I don't care about the song that much.
- I have no words.
I don't know how I got through that.
(seagulls squawking)
- (pirate) Are ya ready, kids? - (kids) Aye, aye...
- (groaning) - (kids) ...captain!
- (chiming in) "I can't hear you!"
- (pirate) Are ya ready, kids? - NO!!!
- (pirate) Are ya ready, kids?
- (chiming in) "Aye, aye, captain!"
Damn it.
- No [bleep] way!
(chiming in) "Aye, aye, captain!"
- (singing along) ♪ Ohhhhhh ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
Gosh damn it!
- All I'm gonna say is I'm determined.
I'm about to disappoint childhood Kennedy.
- I know all the words to this song.
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
- I like how the real songs don't affect me that much,
but this... (giggling) this is so hard!
- (kids) ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
- (pirate) ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
- (singing along) ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
- (pirate) ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
- (kids) ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants ♪ - Nope.
- (singing along) ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
I know all of this!
- (all singing) ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
- Almost there. Almost there.
- (singing along) ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
♪ SpongeBob Squarepants ♪
- This is, like, my childhood.
- (pirate) ♪ SpongeBog Squarepants ♪ - (squealing)
- (pirate guffawing) - (chuckling)
- (mimicking flute)
Oh my god!
I've watched thousands of SpongeBob episodes.
- I can quote anything from SpongeBob, anything.
You give me an episode and I will quote something from it.
I love SpongeBob so much.
- That was unbelievably hard.
Like, I felt like I had to turn off all my emotions.
- Aah, that's so hard!
I did it! Yes!
- I just need to get into my car immediately
and just have a car karaoke session
because this was so hard.
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♪ (vocalizing SpongeBob theme song) ♪
- Hey, what's up, everybody? It's Dallen here from FBE.
Thank you so much for watching this episode of College Kids React.
What song should we have the college kids
try not to sing to next time?
Let us know down in those comments!
Bye, guys.