(audience laughing)
- I feel like there should be a rule in America.
They should say, "You can hate immigrants all you want,
but if you do, you don't get to eat their food."
(audience cheering) Yeah?
That's a fair exchange for me.
You hate immigrants? No immigrant food.
And when I say no immigrant food,
I mean no immigrant food, nothing.
No Mexican food, no Caribbean food, no Dominican food,
no Asian food, nothing.
Only potatoes.
(audience laughing)
And I'm not even saying like flavored potatoes.
I'm just saying plain potatoes.
No spice.
'Cause no immigrants, no spice.
Don't ever forget that.
Both figuratively and literally, no spice.
And I know some people would take that.
I know, I know.
I know there's some people right now who'll be like,
"Well, you know what, Trevor?
Take your immigrants, take your spice,
and get the hell outta here."
(audience laughing)
You say that now...
(audience laughing)
'cause you've never lived a life without spice.
(audience laughing)
But don't ever forget, a life without spice was so hard,
so hard, that it made white people
sail around the world to find it.
(audience laughing)
(audience cheering)
And like...
This wasn't regular sailing.
This wasn't like a Disney cruise.
(audience laughing)
These people sailed at a time when they believed
if you went that way,
you would fall off the edge of the earth and die.
And still, some man out there
was eating some white lady's cooking and he was like,
"I can't do this shit anymore!"
(audience laughing)
"I'm sailing that way!"
"But what if you die?"
"At least it's exciting."
(audience laughing)
No immigrants, no spice.