well I'll be a gosh damn
niggler all right everyone we're done
y'all can come back now you hear wow
what happened to you guys well I'm tired
of all these [ __ ] Saks in this
[ __ ] cave go jump into the
giant pile of steak we can get the
antidote so we can heal the
Oreo I'm on
it nothing
much what did you do well all right let
me tell you how this is going to go down
you're all going to give me your badges
and I won't kill this guy your friends
or your family even Grandma even
grandama not Grandma you know what screw
it oh you know the usual it still hurts
when I pay okay everyone y'all shut the
[ __ ] up now I have to see who passed all
right you passed you passed you passed
you passed you pass passed you passed
you passed you passed and [ __ ] you you
don't pass what did I do I'm just
kidding learn to take a joke that wasn't
even funny [ __ ] you that wasn't even
funny I'm the funniest [ __ ] person on
this goddamn Island what the [ __ ] are
you
[ __ ] man where am I where at the
hunters Association why are we here
again something about hunting It's the
final round of the hunters exam we were
just discussing the rules h r hey I was
doing that what part was say again you
know what [ __ ] it this is a tournament
you only need one win to become a hunter
first match is gone versus Hanzo oh this
is so unfair I'm so going to kick this
kid's ass it's not even funny except it
is okay you guys know the rules you have
to make your opponent surrender other
than that there are pretty much no rules
except for no killing no killing below
the belt and no grabbing of the dicks
has that been a problem every goddamn
year I hope they don't find out I [ __ ]
my
breaches and
begin all I have to do is get some
distance and where do you think you're
going you little [ __ ] oh [ __ ] they
know any last words this is so unfair I
know
right holy [ __ ] he broke his arm it
might be a little hard to hear me due to
all the pain but try to listen as I
explain to you why you can't beat me I
am a ninja I have been raised from a
very young age to do these kinds of
things handstands that is therefore
you'll admit
defeat you kicked me in the face you
broke my arm I [ __ ] thought we were
over that you broke my arm literally
like a minute ago I can't get over
something like that that quickly you
little
sh I can't deal with this kid any longer
I quit uh sure whatever um what do we do
with him hey just put him in the back
wake him up wait what are we doing again
oh Jesus Christ one tournament
later
congratulations you you are now a hunter
holy crap I beat him oh no he totally
kicked your ass oh but no worries you
won by a
knockout but anyways here's your badge I
don't care where you go but you can't
stay here oh wait who lost the hunter
exam oh that would be kilua what why
well hi kilaa hey bro what's up oh
nothing much just made some new friends
and stuff is he looking over here I
think he
is [ __ ] help I'm his friend he's
[ __ ] weird friends oh Kwa you don't
need friends look at me I've never had
any friends and I'm completely normal
hey guys we need you to continue the
fight completely
normal
completely
normal
completely normal
uh now go back home Mommy and Daddy are
very mad at you uh oh uh uh also before
you go pick some milk up we also need
some cheese back in the fridge it's
getting really really old oh yeah then
he killed the guy for no
reason holy crap that's that's awesome
wow you know he won't get back up
right what and then all the other fights
were kind of boring except for that
strange clown looking fellow that gave
up against that girl I have a baby at my
bottom also I know where those people
who killed your clan are meet me at the
playground in 6 months until then see
you later little girl I'm not a girl I
know I give up and that's pretty much
what happened oh my gosh
yep oh but seriously get out
[Applause]
[Music]
wait a minute you're supposed to poop in
a toilet face and out get out