Pigs foot it's an actual pig's foot
No
Oh it's a spoon
(Intro)
Ah! Good day everyone and welcome to today's video where I am going to be blindfolded yet again
One of my favorite types of things to do
Ok that's a little creepy
Um but yes, I'm going to be blindfolded because I had Daniel go to the 99-cents store and find a bunch of really random
Foods, I told him. I have no idea what is coming
Uh, But I'm gonna have to guess what the foods are
Blindfolded and
No shade to the dollar store, but they have some very unique and different things that you probably don't see most places
So I feel like it's gonna be a little bit of a challenge
Uh, there could be some gross things, but anyways without further ado let's get on with the challenge.
Ugh
Okay, the blindfold's on. I have no idea what the heck is in front of me. Daniel, what have you done to me?
Okay, so your first thing is right in front of you.
Right here?
Yup, it's in a bowl.
I'm really scared about this.
To what aspiration. Take something out.
Okay.
Well, this is clearly a Twizzler, what it feels like.
Mmmm! What is this?! Why does it taste so good?
It is so delicious! Is it green?
Purple?
At least try it. No! Think of the taste.
I don't know it.
Think of the Dollar Store taste.
You don't know what tastes are?
Well, I know it's licorice.
Of some sort. But it's good. Blue? Blue!
Noo
Red.
A watermelon.
Pink?
Yes.
Ohh. Yum!
Watermelon. You don't taste the color, you taste the flavor. Sweetheart.
(Mimics)
I think you're actually really gonna like this. Reach out in front of you very gently.
Gentle.
There's a cup.
Eww, what the heck.
It's just a little cup.
Cup? Yeah.
Can I drink? Do I drink it?
Take a sip.
What the heck in a Dollar Store is in a glass?!
No, I poured it in a glass. Dear.
(Giggles) Ohh
Of course. Of course.
(Gags)
What is it?
Rotted goat's milk.
You're right, It's rotted goat's milk.
Oh my God, I almost just threw up. What the hell is this?
What do you think it is?
Rot. Rot. It's-
Didn't you hear what I said?
Noo. What the heck did you just give me?! What is that? It's rot. It's actual rotted, old, spoiled milk.
It's canned coconut milk from the islands.
Why does it taste rotted?
Well maybe it's expired. Let me see.
March 27, 2002
(Giggles) You're so full of it.
2020. It's still good!
Okay. Well it didn't taste very- It's scary when you're blindfolded because it's- The texture was so thick and there was a rot taste to it.
Okay, I'm just gonna sprinkle them in front of you.
Sprinkle? Sprinkles?
Hold out your hands.
Okay.
Well clearly, a Cheeto.
These are so stale.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Spicy. Spicy.
Have another one.
They're so- (coughs)
Aren't these old?
I just inhaled- I inhaled the heat (coughs)
These are Styrofoam packing peanuts I think you find in a... nasty, sour, spicy gutter.
They're an off brand. Off, off, off brand Hot Cheetos.
Off the off-est shelf. Why were they- why were they stale? Were they in a bag?
Yeah they were in a bag!
Well then how?!
I think they're just, a little rotten. Look it. This you might actually like. I don't know.
What are you doing? What's going on?
(Screams)
Don't scare me like that.
Open your mouth- Okay. Open you're mouth.
You have to warn me.
No, open your mouth! Just do it open your mouth. Open your mouth, don't bite.
(Chokes)
How is that little Hoolim? I am very hungry. Whoa.
Oh.
Fell on your lap, dear.
It's obviously a damn popsicle.
What- What kind of test do you wanna do trying to shove this in my mouth. You sick pervert. It's a root beer popsicle.
It is! You finally got one.
I got one.
Why is it so thick and big?
Is there just one?
There's just one.
I have to eat this?
Yeah. Take a big bite out of it.
I'm gonna chip my friggin' tooth.
(Crack) Ow! Am I supposed to bite this?! You frickin' fricker.
I don't know!
Oh! Spicy! Spicy!
That was a trick! That was a trick! That was witchcraft! That was nice and sweet, and then it tricked me
And it became spicy real quick.
Repeat after me. Baby I'm a fireball.
Fireball. It was a damn fireball.
C'mon Pitbull!
Damn! That was a trick you. You can't bite a fireball!
You have to!
I'm surprised my tooth didn't chip!
Try the next one.
This is from my childhood, but I don't know if you've ever had this as a kid.
Take a big chug.
It's not that dramatic.
This is- this is rotted, old soda.
Yes, it is. Why does everything have a rotten taste?
It's from the Dollar Store, I don't know.
I don't know what they put on their shelf.
There's a taste, to this it's like pickle juice. Is this pickle juice?
No. You have one more guess.
You know what it smells like? It smells like when you left your, like, juice on your desk for a week
And it got crusty mold on it, and then you smell it. That's what this smells like.
Is this supposed to be Sunny D?!
Yes.
Why does it taste so bad?
I don't know.
What- Is it the normal Sunny D?
Sweet and smooth. Yes. Sunny D
Let me taste it again now that I know.
Oh okay. No, it's still a little rotten. Rotted for sure.
It's just so crazy when you're blindfolded, how everything is so much more dramatic.
Okay. Reach out in front of you.
I'm scared.
Okay.
Huh. Huh. Pig's foot it's an actual pig's foot,
No.
Oh, it's a spoon.
(laughs) Do I eat it?
No. You put it on your face as a mask.
Mmm! Captain Crunch! Captain Crunch! Captain Crunch! Right?
No.
What? Yeah.
Which Captain Crunch?
Captain Crunch Berries.
Yes!
Just the berries?
No! Both!
Oh.
So now let's reach out in front of you.
There's a can. It's okay. You're fine. You're gonna like this one. There's a can and there's a fork in it, pick up the fork.
There's already something on it.
I have to put this in my fricken mouth?! Are you insane?
Not allowed to smell, you have to put it right in your mouth.
Oh my God. I'm an actual psychopath, an actual psychopath is me, look at me I'm a psychopath putting some random thing in my mouth blindfolded, no big deal!
Put it in your mouth, put it your mouth, put it!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Put it in your mouth!
(Gags)
What the hell is that? Why is it slimy and - stiff? It's long!
You have to try it again! You didn't take a bite.
Did I get one?
Yeah, you got one.
(Gags)
I- I don't even know, what is it?
IT'S A BEET.
A RED BEET, PICKLED.
You guys don't even know the fear that goes on when you have a damn blindfolded mask on, everything is way more dramatic. I can't even see let me adjust one second.
I know you guys probably think I'm so dramatic, but you try putting things in your mouth
When you can't even see what they are and they're a little
Teenje off. I honestly thought this was a damn pig's foot going in my mouth.
But these were all really interesting things.
Uh, so anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this video. If you did and you want to see another one with even grosser things,
Please give this video a thumbs up and I will see you all tomorrow. Good damn bye!
(Outro)