(theremin warbles)
(accordion plays)
- (laughing) That made it worse!
This video is sponsored by Yahoo Mail app,
helping you defeat life's big little annoyances.
And lemme tell you, something that really annoys me
is I live in one of the biggest cities in the world,
there's so much to do,
and often I find myself
doing nothing. (thud resounds)
So I sent out a message (upbeat music)
on social media
asking all of our fans to tell me what to do for a day.
I got hundreds of emails.
I went through them to see
which ones were actually possible,
and today I'm gonna do 100 different things
suggested by fans.
Now, something that I actually love
about this Yahoo Mail App
is that you can organize things
in a lot of different ways,
and since I do need to organize everything
to figure out what I'm doing,
I've got organization by stars,
but also organization by attachments.
You can even organize by photos in the attachments,
so like, I knew there was a cool picture
of me and my cat, Alfred, somewhere here.
Oh, there it is!
Havin' a birthday party!
Although, it's not their birthday.
Anyhow, let's go.
"Hi Keith, please do (jaunty music)
a funny little dance".
You got it, Sydney. (lively flute music)
(air whooshes)
(chime sounds) Now, one of the things
I also need to learn about is reptiles.
Jack, could you tell me
a little bit about any reptiles?
(air whooshes) (note sounds)
- Umm, reptiles, there are lizards, there are snakes.
Uh, I was gonna say frog, but that's an amphibian.
(thud resounds) - Wow, I have learned
so much about reptiles.
- Crazy. - Check that one off the list.
(air whooshes) So right now.
you're gonna watch my reaction to what a squonk is.
(jazzy music)
Squonk.
Oh, God, is
that a squonk? (bubble pops)
Geez, looks like a dog that's melting at both ends.
(air whooshes) (chime sounds)
All right, one of these other emails
says I need to go give Rachel a big 'ol hug.
So, let's go do it right now.
(Rachel laughs) Get over here!
- Aww. - 'Cause you
- love me so much? - Oh-
- Well, because a fan told me I needed to.
- Oh. (air whooshes)
- Now Rachel, something else (lively orchestral music)
I need to do for you
is assist you with a task.
So, what could I
- Great. - help you with?
- I have 47 emails to send out for the Live.
- Oh gosh, do you think there's something I could do faster?
I got 100 things to do today. (Rachel laughs)
- Hmm, could you put my cereal bowl
back and put it - Yeah-
- in the dishwasher? - Yes,
ma'am! - 'Kay, thanks!
(lively orchestral music continues)
- Oh, yeah. Bam!
Another task completed. (air whooshes)
"Act like you haven't gotten (jazzy music)
an apology from Eugene," from Gilberto.
All right, he should be
here any minute, actually. (chuckles)
Sharon asks to have Eugene pop in the video
for at least 30 seconds, so I gotta keep him
on screen for at least 30 seconds.
We gotta put a little timer on,
make sure he doesn't leave. (laughs)
Hey, Eugene, can I ask you a question?
(mischievous music) Over here.
- [Eugene] Sure, what's up?
- Well, what is up?
- The sky.
- Wow, uh, you don't have anything-
- [Eugene] You know what's not up?
- you wanna say to me, what?
- Wait wait, am I supposed to say something to you?
- (scoffs) I don't know,
are you supposed to say something to me, Eugene?
- Desiree, why is he so confrontational?
(Keith sighs)
- Are you gonna take this moment to say
something that you might owe to someone in the room?
(timer beeps) (thud resounds)
- You're a Gemini, it's not your birthday.
- I didn't say it was (air horn blares)
my birthday, and I,
and I'm glad you know that (air whooshes)
about me at least, seems like you do know some things.
- You wanna look at my butt in sweatpants?
- That's besides the point.
- What is this bit?
- Oh, it's not a bit, Eugene.
I just, I was told- - Is this live,
what's happening? - I was told
that I was supposed to behave
like you owed me an apology.
- I don't give apologies when they're not due.
(air horn blares)
- Next! (Eugene laughs)
(chime sounds) Draw a picture of a butt.
Great to- (Eugene knocks)
- Did someone say they needed a butt?
- I need a butt.
- Oh, wow, that's more butt
than I was expecting.
No, I'm feeling like I'm getting too much of your gooch,
to be honest. (Keith and Eugene laugh)
- (indistinct)
- That made it worse! (laughing)
(laughs) That made it way worse!
- What about, like,
what about like this? (laughs) Eugene,
you can't be here like this.
- Is it better like this? - Yahoo!
Next up, we have an email from Carly,
who wants me to play synthesizers,
which means I need to go to my guest house.
(synthesizer warbles)
This's what it's like here.
This is what you want! (synthesizer squeals)
(synthesizer blares)
(air whooshes) (chimes sounds)
Hey Becky, can you hear me?
- Yes. - I just wanted
to tell you that you effing rock,
and you have the best vibes ever.
- Lit. (air whooshes)
- Grace wants me to do (jazzy music)
a homemade hibachi night with Becky,
but really just drew this picture of me.
Uh, so we're just gonna just try to recreate that picture.
(music abruptly stops)
(gasps) We got it! (jazzy music)
Laundry! (machine rumbles)
I play a song called "Giant Man in a Bird Suit",
which is how Jay the Bird existed.
And to do that, I wear this.
I'm Jay the Bird.
♪ Well you can tell by the way I move ♪
♪ That I'm a giant bird in a man suit ♪
♪ Life is hard for a giant bird ♪
♪ Have you heard ♪ (air whooshes)
(chime sounds)
(ball clatters)
(person chuckles) (Keith chuckles)
- We'll never find that again.
(chime tinkles) - I'm gonna put this one
right here. - Thank you.
- That feels right, I'll- (mystical music)
- [Keith] Jack, how long've you been doing this?
- Uh, for about, maybe 45 seconds.
But that's okay, you know,
it's, it's all about the confidence, you know?
Oop, hoo, hey. (Keith laughs)
Where's, where're those goin', whoa!
I, I think that that should,
that should do it. - You know, those
coasters're made of crystals.
- [Crew Member] Yeah, you put the coasters,
the quartz. - Oh, the coasters too, yeah.
- [Keith] Yeah, the quartz.
(cheerful music) - [Jack] Good thinking.
- I do like how cold the crystals are on my hands,
my hands're normally pretty warm.
(air whooshes) I have one person
who wrote that I should write fan fiction,
and then Jacqueline emailed that I should
act out fan fiction with stuffed animals.
So, I'm gonna write fan fiction
right now, in real time,
and Jack is going to act it
out with these two stuffed animals that I have.
Jack was excited. (upbeat classical music)
All of his friends had bailed on him.
But that didn't bother him at all.
He knew he could come
up with something fun to do
by asking all of his fans (tap shoes bang)
on his (indistinct) to help him,
to give him ideas of what to do for a day.
He started out at work at his office,
where he looked up a certain type of cryptid
and reacted to it.
He followed that up by giving Rachel a big 'ol hug.
He was fulfilled by all of this,
and decided that was enough for the day.
(air whooshes) The end.
♪ Oh say does ♪
♪ That star-spangled banner yet wave ♪
♪ O'er the land of the free ♪
♪ And the home ♪ ♪ And the home ♪
♪ Of the brave ♪
(air whooshes) - Yo!
(jaunty music)
Let's go!
(jaunty music continues)
Yeah, we have two emails (upbeat music)
we're about to hit, we're going to lunch.
Somebody asked us to get authentic Cuban cuisine,
and someone asked us
to get authentic Puerto Rican cuisine.
But there's a restaurant near me
called Mofongo's that has both!
We had the Mofongo.
And I had a Cuban sandwich,
that's Cuban cuisine.
And we also had alcapurrias.
I'm probably not pronouncing it right.
They're kinda like fried little beef tamales.
They were great,
all the food is great, we're full.
Now, I think we need a pick-me-up.
Can I get an espresso?
That's pretty sassy. (air whooshes)
- The big one, here, is say somethin' nice about Indy.
- About Indianapolis? - Indianapolis.
- Wow, uh, do we really need that one?
All right, Indianapolis is better
than the rest of Indiana.
- That's shady. (air whooshes)
- It's nice! (chime sounds)
- [Singer] 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, move!
♪ I gotta go past at a pace that's frantic ♪
♪ How to keep up ♪
♪ With my dynamic ♪ - Oh.
May be a tight fit
♪ Better hurry up 'cause I run ♪ - Run!
♪ When I'm on the move, people speed ♪
♪ That's why you take a chance ♪
♪ I can't snooze and I gotta utilize ♪
♪ Each hour of the day but there's only 24 ♪
♪ Oh, how I wish they could add a couple more ♪
- I'm a silly bean boy!
I'm a silly bean boy!
We did it! (air whooshes)
So we got flowers for Becky.
Okay, I'm here to get a disposable camera
so we can take pictures of my adventures.
But honestly, I've been doing adventures for a while, now,
and I feel like I should've gotten it a while ago.
We did it, that was the fastest thing
that's happened all day.
Another email I had was to visit friends,
so I'm here at Brian's house,
we're doing a little marathon. (dramatic music)
And the movie, you can probably tell
which kinda movie it is.
And also, I'm interacting with my first dog.
I'm supposed to interact
with five dogs, so, (dog barks)
We're gonna head on inside and accomplish a lotta things
we need to accomplish in here, let's go!
The first thing was give a gift to someone I love.
- [Alyssa] Oh my god!
- [Friend] Whoa!
- It's a teeny little octopus. (friends chatter)
'Cause Alyssa has a wonderful collection of dead stuff.
Let's take a quick look.
(jazzy music)
But also, it said,
"Get something for someone that I hate."
And I don't know who I hate, (friends laugh)
but whoever I hate deserves to get
whatever this is. - What?
- This's a little nightmare. (foreboding music)
The lady at the desk said
it was actually an old collectible.
And there's a whole series of these.
This is something (rock music)
that I bought for myself.
But also, it said, "Get something,
another gift for a friend."
And I thought, "You know who used to have
a washboard in his band in high school,
is Hughie Stone Fish."
So I got him
a little, yeah. - Thank you.
This's better than an accordion.
- And it's gonna end up living at my house,
so it technically qualifies (Hughie laughs)
as, "Get something for your house."
So I chose this outfit with my eyes closed,
and I hope they fit.
(anticipatory music) Introducing
the new and improved Keith.
- Oh wow! (friends chatter)
- Baby!
- [Friend] They're shorts, I thought they were pajama pants!
- Nope. (friend laughing)
(friend laughs) They're long shorts, baby.
They're long shorts and they got
Velcro pockets. (air whooshes)
♪ Oh say can you see ♪
♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
- A pickleback shot, cheers. ("The Star-Spangled Banner")
♪ Keith and birds ♪ (air whooshes)
♪ Keith and birds ♪ (chime sounds)
(Alyssa chuckles) (friend laughs)
- Cheers. - Cheers.
("The Star-Spangle Banner" continues)
- [Friend] Yeah, is Keith crying?
- [Friend 2] Oh god, it's gettin' there.
- Ohh. (friends chatter)
- [Cameraperson] Ohh!
- My mouth is like, numb. (air whooshes)
You doin' good. - Mmhm.
Could you make me, uh, a cat?
(balloon screeches) - Here you go, Jumbo!
- Wow! (friends cheer and applaud)
- Wow, make another one. - And look at Alex
with his ears plugged the whole time. (laughs)
- Alex, I have for you
a microwaved mug
of kidney beans. (friend claps)
Now, go ahead and take a bite!
- Oh, I don't know.
- They've been microwaved, it's all good.
- I don't wanna eat in front of you!
- Just one bean. - You'll-
- It didn't specify (friend laughs)
that you had to like it,
it specified that it be food.
- Yay! - Yay!
(friends applauding and cheering)
- Beans, you gotta be kidney!
(air whooshes)
♪ For the land of the free ♪
♪ And the home of the brave ♪
- Ah. (air whooshes)
♪ Oh Canada ♪ - Okay, no no no no no!
"I say Keith (bouncy music)
gets a relaxing massage."
Alex, would you do the honors?
- Here's your cocktail.
- Oh, thank you.
(sighs) Would you do the honors of playing me some jazz?
I needed to hear some jazz today.
- Yes, some jazz, of course.
♪ Ooh, it's a relaxing jazz massage ♪
(friend laughs)
♪ A relaxing jazz massage ♪
♪ With the accordion ♪ ♪ Accordion ♪
♪ The most relaxing instrument ♪ (dog barking)
- What is pizza (cool music)
than a cracker with cheese and pepperoni on it?
And what is pepperoni but salami?
Oh, piece of pizza!
(cool music continues)
Check, Morgan and Julie both asked me to learn clarinet,
and also, someone else asked me just to learn an instrument
I don't know, which, clarinet classifies.
First time ever playing the clarinet.
(clarinet tooting and wheezing)
(Keith laughs)
(clarinet tooting and wheezing)
How do people make this sound good, Jesus.
(jazzy clarinet music)
We did it, guys! (air whooshes)
I learned the clarinet!
♪ Meow, meow, meow, ♪ - Cats!
♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪
- I said, "Cats!"
- Want a little treat? ♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪
Oh, he does!
♪ Hard to smell, but you still love cats ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪ - Want a treat?
- Cats! - Well, I just have to give
it to you, you don't have to take it.
(chime sounds) Yeah, a treat with some pets.
♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪ - Oh, good boy.
♪ They make your apartment smell real bad ♪
♪ But they're cats ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪ - Downward dog. (wheezing)
♪ Cats ♪ - Did we get it?
- Hmm... - Did we get it?
♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪ - You see him?
Are we doing it? (air whooshes)
- [Becky] Kind of, your big head's in the way.
(Keith grunts) ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, cats ♪
(lips smooch)
- Okay. ♪ Ba bum bum, cats ♪
- No, Alex, no! (laughing) (friends laugh)
(air whooshes) We're leaving Brian's.
We're on our way to a park.
We definitely're losing light quick.
We can do this, guys, (cheerful music)
we're doin' this for you!
It's not really a blanket, they're towels.
What're towels but blankets
that you dry yourself with?
And I know someone else emailed
that I should take a nap.
(cricket chirping)
(Keith groaning)
(air whooshes) (chime sounds)
- [Cameraperson] You just pretend to do it in slow motion?
(thud resounds)
(leisurely percussive music)
- Now that's clean!
(air whooshes) (chime sounds)
(Keith muttering indistinctly)
Okay, this is about a bunch of chickens,
little chicks, and they wanna have a picnic.
But the littlest one, he keeps going on side adventures
and getting lost.
What're we at, Nick?
- [Nick] I think we're at...
- 55? - Think we're 55.
(Keith sighs) I think we're-
- I mean... (melancholy music)
- [Keith] Oh, look at, hi!
(air whooshes) (dog barks)
Hey, pup! Does that count!
I talked to it.
We didn't get to 100. I'm a little let down,
but, you know, I tried my best for you.
Such a cute, (whispering) that's three.
Would you mind if I pet this dog?
Yes, hi, hello!
Oh hello, little tiny dog.
(laughing) Hi, hello!
- Ohh! - Oh there, good girl!
That's five dogs! (air whooshes)
(dog barks) Wait a minute.
There's one more email (inspirational music)
that I remember,
and it said,
"Give Becky 47 kisses."
If each of those kisses counts as one,
(bubble pops)
we'll break 100.
I still have time!
(air whooshes) We can do it!
(air whooshes) Let's go!
I have this for you. - (indistinct)
What are you wearing? (laughing)
- (laughs) I'm wearing an outfit
that I chose with my eyes closed,
as was requested of me.
Are you ready? - Okay.
(lips smooching)
- You guys're little perverts.
Why do you wanna see this?
Thank you, oh, it's so scratchy.
Thank you, uh-huh.
(laughs) Thank you.
- I did it! (air horn blares)
Today was pretty great,
I actually really enjoyed using the Yahoo Mail app.
It was super intuitive, very easy to find
what I needed to find in my email,
and I feel like that is one of the biggest annoyances,
is just not being able to find an email
that you know is there.
You know it's there but you just can't find it.
I did not have that trouble today.
Thanks to the Yahoo Mail app
for sponsoring today's video.
And thanks to you guys for giving me so many fun things
to do today, it was really fun!
Say, let's get a picture of the crew.
- [Band Member] A two, three, four!
♪ Cats ♪ ♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪
♪ Meow, cats ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow, ♪
♪ Meow, cats ♪
(Alex laughing) - Anyway, find
out more about the Yahoo Mail app
in the link in the description below.
(Alex and friends laugh)
(singer vocalizing) (energetic rock music)
I would say that this rock
is way heavier than these three, so like,
- Okay, - I feel a little
out of balance.
- Yeah, I would say
that's something that you just have to work though.
It's not really something that I did.