- Rolling, are we rolling?
Hi guys, my name is Amber Liu,
and I'm here with Buzzfeed to read thirst tweets.
(Amber laughs)
I'm nervous, this is one of the videos that I really
wanted to do, but I was also terrified of doing.
Let's just jump into it.
If Amber Liu came up to me and said, "Hi", I would
drop everything and plan our wedding right that second.
What would the wedding be like?
Please tell, I need more information.
Amber Liu is hot, beautiful and adorable all
at the same time and I don't know how that's possible.
I don't know how that's possible either.
Amber Liu can leave me on read
for a year and then text me at 7:36
and then I would text her back at 7:34.
Wait, oh, oh, oh.
That was smooth brain right there for a second.
I do leave a lot of people on read, whoops.
Don't text me, call me.
This one's in caps, sorry.
Amber Liu, who gave you the right to be this hot and lethal?
Fire, fire, hmm.
I don't get why people think I'm hot or lethal.
Like in what ways?
Can someone write an explanation?
I cannot answer this question, I do not understand.
I think if I ever met Amber Liu
I don't know what to do with my hands or body.
And I'd probably just end up asking her to marry me
and start a rehabilitation farm for animals.
I'm down for this plan, I'm down.
Rescue a lot of puppies and cats,
I guess meet me first.
Amber Liu (laughs)
Amber Liu kisses better than y'all K-drama oppas.
Oh, the K-drama oppas.
Well, next.
How much do you think it would cost
to have Amber Liu step on me.
Not for sale, I will not step on...
What?
When did this whole step on me thing happen?
I don't want to step on anybody.
Can I not step on, I don't want, no stepping on anybody.
Maybe for charity though.
I literally would give up my entire life,
leave behind my friends and family,
just to live in Amber Liu's house as a chair.
I would like her to sit on me every day
for the rest of my life.
What does this mean?
Why not the sofa?
I'm on the sofa a lot more.
I don't know, that's creepy to me.
Is that creepy, is it creepy?
Like when these thirsty tweets come at me,
am I allowed to be thirsty back?
Yo, Amber Liu can (beep) me up any time,
anywhere, I'm always available.
I don't want to (beep) anybody up.
Movies maybe then we can go on walk to the park.
Wholesome stuff, I like wholesome stuff guys.
Violence, no, no violence.
Why won't Amber Liu just give me a feet massage already.
I don't know if it's TMI, I'm not into feet things.
Anyways.
Amber Liu, please eat my ass.
Am I reading that correctly?
Next.
Oh great, Amber Liu, suck on my toes please.
I'm so sorry, not into feet things.
Yo I'd let Amber Liu choke me to death with her legs.
No, no death, no, no choking, no, no violence.
Blanket snuggles, blanket snuggling is great.
Candlelit dinners.
Amber Liu is so hot, I want her to spit in my mouth.
Are you guys okay?
Do we need, have like a intervention or something?
Like I'm very concerned, next.
Amber Liu please choke me and straddle me,
better yet let me straddle you.
Okay, I actually thought that I
would be taking these like pretty good,
and I could just be like throwing things back
at you guys, but I don't know what to say.
We can go see puppies, puppies.
I pet puppies, you know, like,
that sounds like a better plan.
Amber Liu:
Me: Choke me, make me cry, make my eyes bloodshot,
make me hurt, slap my face, kick me.
Guys, okay, guys, let's, let's, let's...
Come here, come, come come.
We don't need that.
It's okay, I like hugs, I like simple
handholding, you know, things like that.
Yes guys, yes, okay?
Am I allowed to read this?
I'd probably come if Amber Liu punched me in the face.
Okay guys, where do you find these things?
We need to talk about priorities here.
Healthy relationships, yes, we like healthy relationships.
Y'all are weird.
That was very interesting, I understand the intent.
Thank you but one thing, that's for sure:
I kiss better than the K-drama oppas.
Let that be known.
Thank you for joining me.
In this Buzzfeed video reading y'all's thirst tweets.
I have a new album out called "Why"?
Oh, it talks about relationships.
Maybe you guys should listen to the album.
Healthy, healthy.
And I'll see you guys around, healthy relationships.
I'm so easy just get me Boba.