- You think their nipples are looking good
or the sign is looking good?
- Well.
Nipples.
(poppy electronic music)
- Welcome to Let's Talk About That, the show about the show.
I'm Stevie and I did not have sexual relations
with that woman.
Today's guests are the Kelly and Michelle
to my Beyonce, please welcome Rhett and Link.
No claps. (laughs)
No claps. (scattered applause)
- Hey Stevie! - Hi, I told the crew,
do whatever you feel for the clapping
and that's what they did.
Nothing! - No claps.
- No claps, we were clapless.
- I'm gonna remember that. - And one clap.
- I always look forward to this.
Happy Saturday.
I just feel like-- - Yes.
- Obviously it's not Saturday for us right now.
- No no, we come in on Saturdays, man.
- I would never come in on a Saturday.
- And we used to not come in on Saturdays, but now we do.
- It's an ambiguous part of the week for us right now.
Ambiguous time.
- But I love knowing that it is Saturday.
- Yeah, we have some binge watchers of the show already.
I've gotten some tweets about binge-watching.
- I call that a tear.
I'm tearing through some LTAT.
- Oh (chuckles).
That sounds wrong.
- I'm on a tear, man. - Eh.
- Do you guys know who's the--
- Just because things are torn on you
that you're thinking about now doesn't mean that
me saying something's a tear--
- I'm not thinking about anything on me, bro.
Bro. - As soon as you said tear--
- I've never called you bro.
- Was thinking about specifically an anal fissure.
- Yeah, yeah, that's what--
- Oh I wasn't referring to your anal fissure.
I don't even know if you have one.
- I don't have one.
- That is a tear in the anus.
Right? - Well, I mean.
Not that I would know anything about it.
- Yeah, Rhett should probably answer that.
- I don't think so.
Can I just call you bro though?
- [Link] Please do.
- I may have never called him bro on the internet before.
And I just did so I think that's gonna be my new thing.
- Okay. - It's 2018.
- I think people are gonna love it.
- Yeah bro. - But Saturday just
has a feel to it.
- You're gonna call me bro too?
- Yeah. (Stevie laughs)
- Call us fam.
(all chuckling)
- Okay, fam.
- Are you interested in what's coming up this week?
- Yeah I wanna know what this show's about today.
- What's coming up this week? - This specific Saturday.
We have Mythical crew members Ellie and Alex,
they went up to good ol' Weedpatch, California.
- Yeah, they did.
- Do you know what's in Weedgepatch, California?
- A billboard with us on it. - It's true!
So they went up and they did a good ol' piece on that.
It's very good!
I'm so excited to show you two.
- Oh I got a story I gotta tell you guys.
I'll tell it afterward about-- - After what?
- The billboard, my mother-in-law's reaction
to the billboard.
- Oh I didn't know about that.
- Another teaser from Link. - Yes.
- I have a while the cameras were rolling clip
of our friend Jack Black when he was on the show.
- [Rhett] Oh!
- And a special video from a hater of bacon
that Rhett called out real hard this week.
But first, I am so excited about today's drink--
- Oh! - I don't know why.
It's not a sponsor, but it's so pretty.
Here's one of my hairs for you.
- I love this part of the show.
- You've made that clear.
- How do you even know,
how do you pronounce that?
- Rebbl. - Berries and creme.
- No, schizandra.
- Ah, schizandra.
The name says it all, exotic, powerful and flavorful.
This body harmonizing, this is boring.
Let's just shake it-- - Shake it up, Stevie.
- And drink it.
- There it is.
Okay, shake a lot, like more than you think,
is what it says on it.
- Mm, boy that has a-- - Is it good?
- Has a pomegranate smell.
- Oh wow. - How's the sa-sizandra?
- That's good, I can taste the schizandra.
- Schizandra! - I can taste the elderberry.
I can taste the forest honey.
- It tastes like something
that I've tasted before.
- You know what it tastes like?
It tastes like one of those baby food things
that you like that we have in the office
that you squeeze into your mouth.
- Yeah, the Squeez'Ems.
Oh crap, I just squeeze-em'd it everywhere.
(crew laughing)
All right, I'm gonna give this one a thumbs up.
We're not giving these thumbs up--
- This is great. - But I will.
- I'm giving this one a thumbs up.
- This is the best one we've had so far.
- So oftentimes people ask, who's your favorite guest
that you've had on the show?
Like over and over again they ask that question.
We really like Jack Black.
I'm not saying we have favorites,
I'm just saying Jack Black is awesome.
He's been here twice.
- If we did have a favorite,
it probably would be Jack Black.
- While he was here, I taught him how to use our microwave.
'Cause our microwave-- - It's complicated.
- Is difficult to use.
- Yeah it doubles as an oven. - Yeah.
- You picked it out.
It's the last thing in here that you picked out.
- I insisted that it double as an oven,
'cause you know, I like to bake so much.
- Well, you also like--
- What did he put in the microwave, by the way?
- He had like a full American breakfast.
Is that called an American breakfast?
It's like a lumberjack situation,
the eggs, bacon, potatoes, then get a little toast.
It was like in a plastic thing.
I took note of everything he was doing at the time.
- You know what, he brought with him a bag
that had his name on it, and he said--
- Like Jack or Jack Black?
- It said Jacqua Black.
- Oh. - Jack is short for Jacqua.
- I've always wondered.
- He said, "My diet is I only eat things in this bag."
But he's like, "But when I finish this bag,
"I usually eat things outside of the bag." (chuckles)
- That's great. - Jack Black, man.
It's Jacqua Black, he can do what he wants.
- Well Jacqua Black also had some things to say
in between rounds when the camera was rolling
and we captured it and we're gonna show it to you now.
- The Flash was my favorite superhero
when I was a child, and the cheetah was my favorite animal.
And I think that explains why I'm obsessed with speed.
(Rhett, Link and crew chuckling)
I didn't realize everyone was listening until just now.
- What's the closest you've ever been to a cheetah?
- I think I saw one in a zoo or something.
You know, yeah, it was pretty close.
- (laughs) As close as most people.
- On our television we've got,
Google will throw up pictures, like screensaver
on the television, and there's this one picture
of a cheetah, probably a leopard,
where it's so close.
It's so close to the-- - It's called a zoom lens.
- It's out in the wild.
- I was gonna say.
- But cheetahs are actually pretty approachable.
In my experience.
- Yeah, unless you're a gazelle.
- (chuckles) Right.
But like, you can-- - I fed a giraffe.
- Watch cheetah attack videos on YouTube,
and it's very like, oh, it's not a big deal.
- It's almost playful.
- Yeah, right.
Yeah, a cheetah attacks children.
That's a good one.
- Yeah my favorite is watching cheetahs running in slow-mo.
It's just glorious.
- Yeah it doesn't get much better than that.
- The fastest land animals on the planet.
- 70 miles per hour?
- And you know the second fastest?
Gazelle.
Almost as fast. (Rhett laughs)
- You gotta eat. - That's evolution, man.
(crew laughing)
Man.
- That's how it is, I mean,
you saw Morgan at one point, Morgan was kinda like lurking.
He's like, uh, we're actually ready now.
But we were on a roll shooting the breeze about cheetah.
- Oh I know. - I mean there's a reason why
that's not in the show.
- It's in this show. (chuckles)
- It was kinda like a meandering flirtatious
conversation with-- - I wasn't flirting
with Jack Black about cheetahs.
- No, we were flirting with entertainment,
but it wasn't-- - Oh.
- Totally entertaining.
- Yeah you need to clarify
when you use the term flirtatious.
It was a very flirtatious conversation.
I mean not with each other, not with the parties involved.
I mean, flirting with entertainment.
(chuckling)
- That was my nice way of saying--
- As you do. - That wasn't as good
as the show. - Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
- Oh you don't know, I mean-- - It was perfect for this.
- It was just as good, yeah.
This is all right.
- But here's the thing.
We show that, here's what happens.
People start commenting, "I wanna see that on GMM."
No, listen, no you don't!
You don't wanna see it on GMM.
You wanna see it here.
We know what you want.
You don't want to see it on GMM.
You want to see it here, okay, stop commenting.
(chuckles)
- Okay, well speaking of guests that we've had
on the show that we love--
- And leopards.
- And leopards and cheetahs and Chromecast.
We had a little moment this week.
Rhett got very serious about how he feels about bacon
and about someone who doesn't like bacon,
and really called her out on the show.
- You don't like bacon?
You freaking kidding me right now?
You call yourself a YouTuber?
You know what I've done to get here?
I've had pig anus in my mouth!
- She saw the video, obviously, she commented on the video.
She also sent me a video as well.
- Oh Rhett and Link, you guys think you're the first ones
to try to make me like bacon.
Good luck with that.
I accept your challenge.
I'd love to come on the show and see you guys
try to make me like bacon.
I've tried to like it my whole life.
People have tried to force me to like it my whole life.
But guess what, bacon's disgusting.
In fact, my fiance tied to feed me bacon this morning
and I threw it up, so good luck, I'll see ya soon.
(Rhett and Link laugh)
- She's coming!
- She's serious about hating bacon.
Like real serious, like seriously serious.
- I'm just glad that she's agreed to come on the show.
But now I'm like oh.
- We have to actually develop a plan of attack now.
- Yeah-- - Talking a big game.
- Right now, we're gonna develop it right now.
- Yeah don't go into planning mode now.
(Stevie laughs)
- She's talking a big game though, so.
- Her game talking though is much friendlier
than your game talking, I must say.
- Yeah yeah yeah, she's still very approachable,
very nice.
- Where is she?
- She's in front of some siding.
- She's outdoors. - Just some siding.
- [Rhett] You don't see a lot of siding anymore, you know?
- [Link] Right, it's refreshing.
- [Rhett] Looks like grandma's house.
- That's great.
- I wish I could be around more siding.
(Stevie sputters)
Remember when we got vinyl siding?
We had a yellow house growing up and then--
- I do remember that. - It was wooden, and then,
my dad just kept talking about how awesome vinyl siding was.
- (chuckles) I remember this.
- You put it right on top of the wood.
We don't ever have to paint it, and then he did it,
and I was like, it is pretty cool,
but it looks a little cheap.
- What year are we talking right now?
- 86.
- Okay so you were still--
- No, it was later than that.
'Cause I remember the conversation.
You came to school and you were like,
"We're getting vinyl siding."
I'm like, "Great."
Like, these are the type of things that
Rhett would come to school and tell me.
He would regurgitate all the stuff that his dad
has built up.
- I'd be like, it lasts for 30 years.
(Stevie laughs)
You can power wash it.
If a hurricane comes along and it blows it off,
you just put it right back on there.
Wood can't do that, wood'll rot.
- And we're in middle school and he's literally
giving me this report.
He's like building it up.
- Even the shutters are vinyl.
- But I'm sure at the time, you wanted to seem like
it was really cool.
Why were you shutting it down?
- I'd never even thought about vinyl siding.
- Didn't you want-- - I was in middle school.
- Vinyl siding after that though?
You were like, ooh, if I only had it.
- He's got it now.
(all chuckling)
He's got it now.
He has it on the inside of his house.
That's how convincing I was.
His living room has vinyl siding.
- But Rhett's house was yellow before that.
- And then it was gray. - As he said.
Like the inside of your mom--
- Yeah the vinyl can be any color that you want.
- [Stevie] Okay, all right good.
- You just look in the catalog and point.
- Okay, I don't have a segue from the vinyl
to my next thing.
But vinyl is kind of like billboards.
- In fact, some of the billboards are made from vinyl.
They are. - Yeah, they are!
- Some of them are paper, some of them are vinyl.
- That's what I am saying now!
- [Link] There's 50 of them.
- So for those of you that don't know,
we put 50 billboards up in 50 states.
They feature your nipples.
- Yep, uh-huh.
- Prominent nipples. - Yep.
- Prominent, subtle nipples.
Subtle nipples.
- Yeah, subtle nipples. - My story plays into that.
- Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
Update us on your story, 'cause this is gonna be--
- I'd love to see the thing first.
- Okay but you're gonna be blown away.
And when you're blown away, are you gonna be able
to re-center your story?
- Good question.
- It's a tough call whether I should tell the story now
or after the thing.
I haven't seen the thing.
But now I need to be blown away.
- Okay, we're still teasing it.
You're gonna see the thing first.
So I sent Alex and Ellie and Ben up there to Weedpatch.
All the billboards are in towns with
glorious names like Weedpatch.
Weedpatch is kind of beside Bakersfield
which I think is known for being the most boring place
in the U.S., that's what it touts.
No I think it does, it probably touts that.
- [Link] I love Bakersfield.
- Home of Merle Haggard.
- Is it? - Birthplace, yep.
- His home is for sale there.
- Oh is that right?
- Everybody's sending us the real estate listing.
- Huh, maybe HGTV will buy it from Lance Bass.
Okay, let's just cut to the tape.
- [Alex] Two sharply-dressed morning show hosts
smile happily above the town of Weedpatch.
But look closer and you'll find,
they're hardly dressed at all.
- There's kids.
There's kids around.
You can't be doing that in front of the kids.
- I think they're looking good.
- You can't really tell, but now that I see them closely,
you could tell the hairs, the nipples.
- It's like awkward you know?
It's like come on!
- Put some shorts or something.
Don't go walk around naked.
- We traveled to Weedpatch to investigate.
You think their nipples are looking good
or the sign is looking good?
- Well.
Nipples.
- [Ellie] Is there anyone who you would rather see
in body paint on the billboard?
- Models.
- Not like anybody can be showing body like that.
- Yeah, they should be models in there, you know?
You landing on the nipples there?
- Nipples?
- You know I got kids here.
If I see them around my kids (chuckles),
I'm not gonna say nothing to incriminate myself, but--
- [Alex] The billboard also makes lofty claims
about the success of the show,
leaving local residents skeptical.
- Yeah I don't know if a lot of people would see it
'cause Weedpatch, it is pretty small.
- They claim to be the number one internet morning show
in Weedpatch, do you believe that's true?
- I don't know.
- I actually do watch the show.
I didn't think we're the number one most viewed.
- What other internet morning shows do you watch?
- I watch
country music.
- I don't know what to say, it's wrong.
- I think it's wrong, first of all because,
to promote something, they don't have to show their body.
That's nasty.
I don't know.
- Are you a country music fan?
You sing a little yourself?
(singing in foreign language)
- Have you ever considered that they might be lying
about being the number one news show?
There's no statistics cited on the billboard.
- I actually was thinking about that,
but I wouldn't doubt if they weren't
the number one right here.
- When asked if the billboard should be removed,
they had some thoughts.
So the city council meeting where they'll be
voting yes or no to take this billboard down,
what will you be voting, yes or no?
- Down!
- Down.
(chuckles)
See it down. - Down!
- Take it down.
- Down!
- I don't know, it's kinda weird.
- I love my kids, you know?
I don't want them to see all that,
that junk.
(singing in foreign language)
- I'm sorry, could I give you a hug really quickly?
- Sure. - That was beautiful.
Reporting live.
(Rhett laughs)
- That was live?
- So good.
- All right, let's bring Alex and Ellie back.
- Oh wow.
- Well thanks for going out there.
I was very curious what people were gonna say,
but one guy was a fan and he was still like--
- He was still very doubtful.
- I feel weird about it.
- I think they misunderstood.
Also there was like a misunderstanding
if they were the number one,
if Weedpatch was the number one watchers
of the show. - Yeah, in the world.
- There was some confusion there.
- Like the highest concentration of
Good Mythical Morning fans, as we've just proven,
are in Weedpatch. - Oh, definitely.
- One out of three.
- I also like how far Ellie's mic was away from her
when she was talking to that one guy.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- It was like, "And sir, what do you have to say?"
- I love that guy that Alex hugged.
I mean, I was kinda hoping you'd bring him back, Alex.
- Alex, you're on the God mic.
- [Alex] Yeah, he's a famous country singer, he said.
I'm not familiar with him but maybe our viewers are.
- How did he say nipples?
- [Alex] Neeples, I believe.
- Neeples.
Neeples.
He kept on with that.
- But the guy that was so concerned about the kids.
- Yeah.
- I feel like I need,
I felt we need to reach out to him
and remind him that, you know,
the kids need the nipples.
I mean like, literally, babies rely on them.
So you would think that a couple of nipples
that don't even emit anything, or maybe four of them,
wouldn't be a problem.
- I think that is the problem.
They don't do anything. - They're dry nipples.
- Right, they're dry. - You think it's dry,
small nipples, non-functioning nipples is the problem.
- Yeah, I'm glad that we're talking about this
'cause I like having extended conversations about nipples.
And we never get to do that-- - Yeah.
- In this setting. (chuckles)
- Right, yeah, you're right.
- [Link] So my mother-in-law.
- Oh gosh.
- She went through-- - What a bad transition.
- She went through Buies Creek, I guess because
her daughter and my brother-in-law live around there
and she passed the billboard and she called Christy
and she was like, "I am so proud of Link, and Rhett.
"I'm so proud of both of them.
"They've come so far.
"They've got a billboard."
And she was so proud, she kept gushing and gushing
about how great it was.
And Christy's like, "Well, Mom, did you look closely?"
They were like, "Yes, they look so handsome.
"They were smiling.
"Their hair looked good."
- Yep.
- Like (chuckles),
she specifically said-- - That's my billboard cut.
- We were smiling and our hair looked good.
And then Christy's like, "Well, you didn't notice
"that that was paint?" and she was like, "What?
"Well, I feel totally differently about it now."
(Rhett and Stevie laugh)
Like she had gone on for 10 minutes about how proud she was
and then it was like, not being in front of
the billboard at the moment, I'm interpreting what she said
and how outraged she was.
Kinda like that guy with the kids.
- Yeah yeah yeah.
- I think that in her mind, we were full body.
- Mhm. - And that we were naked.
- They could have put on shorts or something.
- Right, yeah, I think in her mind
when she went back to it--
- Well we were, we were.
- We were just wearing underwear.
- To be fair, it was just hanging all out in the studio.
I said no, you don't need to do that.
- [Link] It was cropped.
- The vertical one which is in Hollywood,
that one is-- - Mhm.
That's a Hollywood special.
It's nothing they haven't seen before.
- Well you know how sometimes you can buy two billboards
and you can design on both of them?
The bottom is like-- - The bottom is just--
- Like a gonorrhea ad, but it's still--
- Oh gosh. - Us.
- Okay. - Oh gosh.
- How does gonorrhea work?
- I don't-- (crew laughs)
- All right that's all we got for today.
- Oh! (laughs)
- So in the next episode, we'll be talking about
how gonorrhea works.
- You don't wanna find out, Link.
- That train has sailed, huh?
(crew laughs)
- Okay.
Are we ready for our line?
- Yeah, let's do that as quickly as possible.
- Okay, do remember what it is?
- No, but I can try.
- Okay.
Three, two, one.
- Keep on. - Until.
- BYMB.
Until the LTAT.
Until next LTAT.
- Until next, yeah.
- Keep on BYMB until--
- It's until next BYMB, keep on BYMB.
- Three, two.
- Keep on BYMB.
Until next LTAT. - You switched it.
You say until first.
Until next, there it is, here we go.
- Three, two, one.
- [Together] Until next LTAT,
keep on BYMB.
(Link claps)
(poppy electronic music)