Hi, my name is German.
And the theme for this week is...
Types of Gamers
Hi
I'll make this video sitting because yesterday I sprained my foot
and be standing is going to be a bit annoying
as in the old videos
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ahh, I got homesick
What the hell had in my eye?
and on the other hand last night I didn't sleep at all
and if I am standing I probably will fall asle...
ok
This video is dedicated to all those people who have ever played a video game
I mean 99.99% of people
except your granny
But this is not a video about videogames
Nohoho!
This is a video about gamers
I mean people who play video games
Why we say in spanish "gamers" if it is in english?
Because in english sounds cool
Yo Understend muy little
One of the first things I learned
When I started playing videogames
Is that no matter how hard you try
How much practice
Every time you raisins the game Super Mega Ultra Difficult level God Chuck Norris
When you start to play online
everybody kills you in one second
"After spending 1000 times this game in difficult is time to play online!"
Ok, let's get sta.....
Wow!
Already I died?
Ha! Nooooob!
Another thing I learned to the to play online
It is that people can be very cruel
Especially eight years old children
"Get out of here damn noob
You are a b*tch
Better you go away to play Barbies
Son of a b*tch
You eat d*cks
You're a failure
My three-years-old little sister plays better than you
F*ck*ng retarded
What happend with the kids?
Things have changed too
Because the greatest insult when I was little
was to show the tongue to someone
You are dumb
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin the videogame world
There are many types of gamers
Some good
some bad
some Chinese
But in this video we will mention the most typical
Types of gamers!
The noob
Is the one who has no idea what to do
And if you know how to play
He will make you millions and millions to questions
Hey! Which is the jump button?
Hey! Which is my team, the red or the blue
Hey! How do I put pause the game?
"You can't pause the game, you are playing online"
What if I want to go to the bathroom?
Hey hey! Which is the....
"Shut up now!"
The talker
Is that when you play online
is always talking, always has a
f*cking comment to say. Well, at least
that's aceptable. Who really are irritans, are
those who have the microphone always on and
they have it so close to the mouths, that you listen EVERY F*CKING
SOUND.
"Juan, have you already
done your homework?" "Mom, I'm playing"
"Do not raise your voice to me!" "But mom!"
"You don't disrespect me! Who do you think you are? Ah?"
The Camper
This guy does absolutely nothing
is that one that stays in a corner the whole game
doesn´t walk
doesn't recharge
he doesn't move any single damn muscle
he only stays there especting for a victim
waiting for someone to pass in front of him
"DAMN CAMPER!"
*buehehe*
The Minecrafter
As the name says is the gamer that only plays minecraft
lives minecraft
breaths minecraft
smells like minecraft
eats food
...obviously, he is not going to eat a videogame...
ladys and gentlemen with you the best minecraft player of the world
And tell me, what's your name?
Steve
How many hours do you play minecraft for day?
about 20 hours or so
so we could say that minecraft is your favorite video game
yes, yes i'ts my favorite game
I personally like a lot more Call of Duty
i don't know, it entertains me more, I think i'ts a better game
and the truth is that...
...hey, where do you go?
MINECRAFT
The Old Man
Hey, let's play GTA V?
What is that?
Long Live Mario Bros!
The bad loser
The one that doesn't like to lose
and when he loses he always has some justification
Whoa! I finally won you!
(I won you finally)
Oh my God, my eye hurts!
Ouch, my eye
AHH!, that's why I lost, because i couldn't see
AHH! AHH!
why? if you were just super good
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
never is his fault
And the weirder gamer
the most unbearable
the most irritating of all
the one that is super noob but has a YouTube channel
QUESTIOOOONNN...NN
Do you know a friend that is any of this gamers?
or are you any of this gamers?
well that was the video of the week
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And well guys, this was the video of the week
I Hope you like it and you have felt a little identified
if you smiled at least once I'm happy
A Psychological Hug
with smell of "I haven't slept anything last night"
I'm a Zombie
BRAAIIINNSS
I love you so much
bye-bye!
'Cause a heart breaker starts with a broken heart
And I'm broken then run girl, just run
don't try to fix me...
*yawning* I'm sleepy
Ok, to record the video
*yawn*
Ok Germán, awake!
Oh, what a tasty coffee
WOAH, ARTICHOKES!