I'm taking over your blog today!
You are?
- Yes - Yay!
Yay!
I mean, your YouTube. It's not a blog.
It's a vlog.
- It's a vlog! - It's a vlog.
Oh, shoot. I did an intro thing.
I hope I said 'vlog' and not 'blog'.
I'm sorry.
We'll just, we'll do a -
Just add a big 'V' over my mouth if I said 'blog'.
We'll just do some ADR after...
[laughing] and you can just say the word 'vlog'.
Hi! Okay. This is not a competition
'cause I'm not a competitive person at all,
but,
I think I need to take over Andrea's blog this week,
because JP did it last week, and I was like,
"I'm having FOMO. Total FOMO.
And I need to be a bigger part of the blog,
'cause it's like my highlight every week."
So I'm already off to a late start.
It is Friday morning, and
I've got no footage.
So I am gonna have to be on the top of my game today.
Hi! Why you so cute?
A: Hi, Brook! C: Hi
JODIE: Hi! Oh look, you too!
C: Thanks!
A: Everyone looks cute, I'm just cozy.
JODIE: Hi, Tate! TATE: Hi, how are you?
JODIE: I'm great, how are you? TATE: I'm good.
ANDREA: Are you okay being on the vlog, Brook?
BROOK: Sure.
A: Great C: Of course he is!
Sure.
JODIE: There goes your witness protection.
ANDREA: Brook is our resident gay.
[Jodie laughs]
Heyyy! [snaps] Werk!
Werk! Werk!
A: From San Francisco, too!
J: Yes, from San Francisco
B: Oh, I thought I was still in San Francisco.
J: Is that - oh, it's Tiffany.
C: Tiffany!
B: Stop it! You're wearing a Tiffany shirt!
A: She's so great.
She's so good, I can't stop listening to it.
Her voice is even better now.
It is.
She's been working, she's like a Broadway girl, you know?
ADAM: Candace, we're ready for you on the floor.
C: I gotta go.
Sorry, I gotta go.
A: Adam always breaks up the parties.
ADAM: I know, I always do.
It's my job, by the way, to break up all the parties.
[Andrea laughs]
A: Max, have you met my son, Tate?
C: Tate, Max
A: I know you've met. It's been a while.
C: Okay, we're getting a picture with the boys, with you guys -
A: We're getting a mother-son picture, whether you like it or not.
MAX: Did you tell Jodie about the whole -
Oh my gosh, so wait, yeah, get this.
Come on. Max, get in here!
So, we listened to the "Things I Never..."
Oh, "Never Thought I'd Say This"!
"Never Thought I'd Say This," yeah, so we finished it this morning -
That's Jodie's new podcast,
That's my new podcast, "Never Thought I'd Say This." Yes.
It just premiered two days ago.
C: So wait, come in here for this conversation for a second.
J: Adam's gonna come kill you. [Andrea laughs]
ADAM: We're so behind out there, we gotta go.
C: Okay [Jodie laughs]
Okay, to be continued!
[Jodie and Andrea] To be continued!
ADAM: To be continued, Breaking Up The Party, Part II
A: Sorry
C: Don't tell her yet, 'cause -
Yeah, I think if the New Kids had been just a few years later
they would have gotten the gays.
Right.
- They got all the teen girls. - They did.
They didn't get the gays.
- They didn't get the gays. - 'Cause it wasn't -
It was NSYNC that got the gays.
It was NSYNC that got the gays, the Backstreet Boys...
A: Yeah J: Yeah, yeah
- You know? - New Kids were a little too late.
New Kids, they were just a little too early to the game, you know?
And then they didn't have the longevity
because they were like GONE.
It was like, the reaction against the boy bands.
Oh, yeah
Which didn't really happen after like, the 2000s and the late 90s.
But the early 90s, it was like, "No more boy bands!" You know?
No, huge backlash
There was a big backlash.
That's why you never got into it.
A: No, [laughs] that's not why you didn't get into it.
J: That's not why I never -
B: I mean, I have the posters on my wall.
J: I was just too busy listening to hip hop.
Yeah
I know, and it's not that I don't - I just, like,
I couldn't pick them out of a lineup 'cause I don't know their music.
And I feel really bad,
because I know it's super important to you and I love that.
As long as you support ME, and MY love,
Absolutely, and they're super talented. It's not like I'm like,
"F*** those guys."
Oh, god. I'm on the vlog.
[Andrea laughs]
We can cut anything.
Maybe there wouldn't be a Marky Mark if there wasn't a Donny D.
No, there wouldn't be.
Because Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch was after New Kids on the Block.
Well, Mark was originally part of the New Kids band.
- Really? - But then he left
I was obsessed with Mark Wahlberg.
B: Who wasn't?
And I was twelve years old -
B: His abs
...on a flight to Boston,
B: Mmm
and he was sitting in a row ahead of me
and I was dying.
And of course, being me, I never - I'm the -
I never introduce myself to people.
I won't take pictures. I won't be like, "Oh my god, you're so-and-so."
- I'm just like - - You're chill.
B: I'm gonna hang out. J: I'm gonna be cool.
So... right.
So I was 12
and internally losing my mind,
and my mom knew I was losing my mind,
and she was like, "You should go ask him for a picture!"
I was like, "No, I'm not gonna do that."
So anyway, the plane lands.
We're at the gate and we all stand up and we're walking off the plane.
And he comes over to me and leans into me and he goes,
"Hey, I love you show. You're really funny."
And then he walks away!
I was like:
[Jodie sighing] [Andrea and Brook laughing]
Death by Marky Mark.
That is a major moment.
[both laughing]
I wasn't recording. I don't know how to do this.
We're heading to go say hi to the fans again.
This has become a weekly thing.
Michael and I are in this cart,
and then we have Andrea, her kids, and Michael in that cart.
We need two carts.
Every time, we need just more carts and bigger carts.
Exactly.
To fit all of us.
Our egos.
And we got megaphones this time.
And we have megaphones this time.
- To make a statement - Yeah
All we're missing is a little disco ball and some lights.
S: Next time, we'll bring sound and lighting.
M: We need entry music. Like, a whole audio system.
S: Next time, we'll bring our director, we'll bring Patty...
M: Yeah, yeah
S: we'll bring Gwen,
and we'll just do -
we'll reenact an episode right then and there.
M: Yeah, all right.
S: 'Cause why not?
M: 'Cause why not?
No, that would be great
because some fans don't actually get into the show.
So we would be able to do it for them.
So we're on our way, and
Anna Maria's maybe gonna get mad at me for my hair.
But whatever. It's for the fans.
[Michael singing into megaphone]
♪ everywhere you go ♪
♪ there's a heart ♪
Haven't heard that one before.
♪ a hand to hold onto ♪
♪ whatever happened to predictability? ♪
♪ the milkman, the paperboy, ♪ the evening TV
♪ how did I get to living here ♪
♪ somebody tell me please ♪
♪ cause this whole world ♪ is confusing me
[Michael speaking]
Everyone's like, "Please stop.
Who gave him a megaphone?"
[fans cheering]
A: You're all here to see The Big Bang Theory?
Oh wait, no -
MICHAEL: Oh no, it's Fuller House. Oh, that's right.
Oh, hey guys, those shirts!
Hi!
[fans cheering]
A: We just wanna say hi to everybody,
and thanks for those of you
who've been out here for a really, really long time.
[fans cheer]
We heard that some of you have been out here
since 5:15 this morning?
[fans cheer]
M: Wow, wow, look at you guys!
M: That's awesome!
A: If you're one of the unlucky ones who doesn't get in tonight,
just know that we love you so, so much.
M: We really do.
A: Thank you for being here.
We appreciate you guys every single day.
And you're the reason why we get to do this every day.
And, uh, Michael has a few words now.
Oh, I have a few words?
Oh, I have a few words now. Okay!
[laughter]
I just wanna say that the megaphones were provided by me.
Off of Amazon.com, so
That is all. That is all my words.
Oh, yeah, and we have a great show for you guys today,
so looking forward to seeing you guys there!
[fans cheering]
Okay, so, Max and I, on the way in,
- Driving in - Right
We're listening to your new podcast.
Uh-huh
And at the very end of it, you guys were talking about
being naked, screaming at your children.
Correct.
So, we're laughing, so I look at Max and I go,
"Max, have I ever screamed at you, yelled at you naked?"
And he goes, "Yeah."
And I'm like, "Oh. Yeah, I probably have."
And then he goes, "You just did this morning."
[everyone laughing]
[Jodie laughing and clapping]
A: What??
A: Candace!
I went, "Oh, you're right."
[laughter]
I said, "But I wasn't yelling at you."
He said, "Uh, you were just talking very firmly to me."
Why weren't you wearing clothes?
I was getting in the shower,
J: Sometimes they interrupt you when you're naked,
and you're like, "What do you want?"
Max had to clear out the car.
I was like, "We're leaving in 10 minutes.
You have not cleared out the car."
So I was about to get in the shower.
I was naked and then I was like,
"Oh, yeah, just CLEAR OUT THE CAR!"
[everyone laughing]
Literally, I was dying listening to the podcast.
J: Yay! [assorted laughter]
C: It was good.
J: If Candace likes it, then it's good.
[laughter]
Everybody subscribe to "Never sought..." [stammering]
J: "Never Thought I'd Say This"
"Never Thought I'd Say This"
JODIE: Yup. It's great.
I'm the number one fan. [laughs]
If you, too, like to scream naked at your children...
[Jodie laughs]
BROOK: You're not alone.
Yes, see? That's what we're trying to say!
You're not alone.
Even Candace Cameron Bure has yelled at her children naked.
Like three hours ago.
Yes! Oh, I yelled at my kids naked this morning.
I came out of the shower and they were diddling around.
I come to the top of the stairs and I was like,
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Oh."
I did do that. I did realize I was naked.
And then I tried to put the door in front of me and talk like this.
It didn't - I was too late though.
It's - I said on the podcast too, like,
"Shock it all. When you yell at them naked,
it's so startling,
[laughter]
They're just like - they freeze!
Right. So you're just like, "AHA!"
"I just shocked you into stopping what you're doing."
Okay, so I don't really come to the commissary before the show very often,
but I'm with my baby Max, so
I know, I always have to say, 'my baby,' because he's my tallest one.
Look, we can't even - we're not even in the same frame.
I'm too tall.
He's over six feet tall,
but he's gonna have lunch,
so I walked him over. Right?
- Yeah - What are you gonna get?
I don't know yet.
Maybe I'll get a sandwich.
- Okay, let's get a sandwich - A sammie
And then I gotta get back to change before the show so I'm not late.
It's really windy here.
You know our parents come every week.
Andrea's parents, my parents, Jodie's parents...
And,
my mom bakes cookies every week,
and she's been doing this since the original Full House.
They're the best chocolate chip lace cookies you've ever had,
and no, I'm not sharing the recipe 'cause they're secret family recipe.
Only my mom knows, I know,
my two sisters, and a couple of the nieces,
and my kids, a couple of the grandkids.
But they're so good.
Cast and crew loves them.
They covet them. They take bowls of them and hide them.
So I need to introduce you guys to my mom,
and then you can see her yummy cookies.
But I'm so sad you can't taste them
through the screen.
[no audio] [upbeat instrumental music]
Hi, Deej.
CANDACE: Hi, Kimmy!
I'm about to get belted in.
C: 'Serious Business Woman'?
[Andrea chuckles]
C: I love that.
Yeeeees.
C: Hi, Don.
Hi, Candace, how are you?
C: I meant, um, um...
ANDREA: Oh, Doctor!
C: Doctor!
A: Doctor!
Oh, yes, Professor's daughter. Yes.
[Candace and Andrea laugh]
We have to explain that.
You must be so proud of your dad and his professorship.
C: I am very much.
Yeah, truly.
C: And you and your doctorship.
So, my dad and Candace's dad,
whenever they see each other on tape night,
this is how they greet each other.
So pretend I'm Robert Cameron right now.
- Hi, Professor - Hello, Doctor
'Cause he's an attorney.
I did not start this.
[Andrea laughs]
The Professor started it.
C: The Professor claims the Doctor started it.
Not at all.
We don't use the title.
[Candace laughs]
Well, this is...
this is what happens on tape night.
You know, the things - you know,
the parents have been hanging around for 33 years,
sitting in the same seats.
You wouldn't believe what we do to entertain ourselves.
[offscreen] Are these the cookies?
[offscreen] Ooo, the cookie fairy!
Babs!
Hi! Good.
[inaudible]
Okay.
So every week, I bring my cookies.
I've been bringing them since the first episode of Full House,
which was like, over 30 years ago.
So every tape night,
I bring cookies.
And so here they are.
[paper rattling]
And
They're kind of a secret recipe, so
I don't give them out.
They're really, really special.
There they are.
They don't look very pretty.
But they're really tasty.
[no audio] [instrumental music]
That's the Professor!
Wait! This is the Professor!
[Andrea laughs]
What?
C: You're the Professor.
C: We just -
A: We met the Doctor earlier.
Yeah, I introduced the doctor to everyone.
You can look at the camera.
This is the Professor.
Hello.
Yes, and now this is the Professor, my father.
So we wanna get a picture of you and Don.
Or, the Doctor.
The Doctor and the Professor together.
And now, Lucy and Ethel are going out.
Yeah, here we go.
Time to do a show!
Gotta do a show.
[actors yelling] Heeeeeeey!
[shout slowly goes up in pitch]
[no audio] [upbeat music]
Hey, everybody.
We're gonna have fun tonight at our show.
[audience cheers]
As Kimmy, Andrea Barber!
[audience cheers]
As Stephanie, Jodie Sweetin!
[audience cheers]
And as DJ, Candace Cameron Bure!
[audience cheers]
I hope you guys enjoyed MY vlog version.
Do you think it was better than JP's?
I mean, no! 'Cause I'm not competitive.
I'm not competitive.
[Candace chuckles]
WOMAN: Video interruptions over there!
I know!
I'm trying to post - Boo-boo!
I'm trying to post this vlog thing,
and you're just making all kinds of noise over here.
[mimicking Costello] I've been a bad boy, Abbott!
[fake cries]
And good night, ladies and gentlemen.
And... scene.
[end music]