And there it is.
We're here in Bangkok, before the work really starts on the training field,
we've got a bit of... well, it's meant to be 'fun', going on.
'Youth versus experience' they said, it's the nicest possible way of saying young v old.
- Ox will be a bit miffed at that. - Correct.
And it's Fabio's first experience of the ridiculous things that we get asked to do.
Oh! Oh!
Can't be doing that.
OX: There's got to be time limits.
MILLIE BARKS LIKE A DOG
Solid, that.
There's room there, Oxy.
Yeah, so good.
Pressure.
I don't feel pressure.
That was so good.
I don't even need to watch, Millie. Comfortable.
Comfortable.
That was a massive drop as well. Fab dropped one droplet on there!
Tidal wave coming in.
Little lemon drizzle.
Nervous?
Yes!
The bottle was all over the place!
What's that then?
I've got a droplet running down the side here.
I don't know if that's from the bottle though.
I just said there's a droplet.
I'm happy to let you go again.
Me again? Alright.
What's the physics behind this?
Now it's full!
Think that's game over.
MILLIE HUMS 'COUNTDOWN' CLOCK TICKING DOWN
That was a big drop as well.
- He didn't mean that. - I didn't.
But I'll take it!
Oh, my God, balls of steel.
Over to you.
Unlucky, mate.
I've got this, don't worry.
NOW it's overhanging.
Millie, I need delicate.
Can literally see it coming over the edge, it's like a cappuccino.
Are you using a bleeping machine here, or what?
Because I am BLEEP!
Delicate.
Yeah, that's what I'm known for!
One of your dinky pens down the middle, the curly toe one.
There it is.
FABIO: That's unbelievable.
Wa-tar.
Saucy.
Might be here a while.
I need to get a better angle for this one.
That one's definitely overflowed on the floor.
Loads of room, mate, you're fine...
Oh, I've gone big. I've gone so big!
HARVEY: Did nothing go over? MILLIE: No.
There's just a little umbrella on top there now.
That was nice.
Just have a little practise go on the floor.
The hardest thing is just getting the drip to come out.
Maybe you just tip and I'll...
Surely that's not allowed? Got to have some rules.
Teamwork, no?
OX: That's brilliant. HARVEY: Oh, for God's sake, man.
That's ready to go.
OX: We saw a little wave.
Yeah, there's a Galaxy Ripple on that one.
This is going over. If you do the dollop you did last time,
like you're putting ketchup on your chips, you're bang in trouble!
You're bang in trouble here.
Fair play, so good.
James, I'm in trouble.
Ooh, hang on.
Not feeling too in control of this arm right now.
Ohh, that was a double one!
Is this a magic cup?
That was a double wave.
That's got to be over. That is overhanging.
Impossible.
i think the key is - you've got to be close.
We can't allow too much splashback here.
There we go.
- Did that spill? - That was off the bottle.
Ohh-ho...
I think that was off the bottle. I might be wrong.
Because it was bottle-side, wasn't it?
This is the biggest moment of your career - are you gonna go against him?!
Surely if it comes down here and the bottle's this side,
the wave would go that way and come off this side.
Listen, from what I've heard... he's never wrong.
MILLIE: Rewind it, I'm happy.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Rewind it.
But he's got to do it again, because I did it again.
Have we got it on video?
Oh. That's gone.
Told you it was that side. So the last one was fine!
You clown...
Has that gone?
Yeah, it went this side, which is what we said.
So that was the bottle.
That officially 1-0 them, then?
WHISPERING: Jesus Christ.
Nice, James.
That aggression!
MILLIE: He's got a nice portion there, by the way.
- Oh, he's left... - Oh, sorry.
H, you got this.
I don't think I do, to be honest.
Knife's covered in flour.
More grip.
Oh, my God.
They haven't seen this side, they don't know what's going on.
Ohh, no.
Tried to be too clever, he tried to be too clever.
What is that?!
Tchaikovsky he's got on!
Ready?
Set, go.
Thailand.
OX: Oh, they're done.
Thailand.
OX: I told you he's like that.
Pad Thai.
Matt McCann?!
Liverpool FC.
Own goal.
OWN...GOAL.
- Own goal? - Yes!
Nut...meg.
NUT...MEG.
- Nutmeg? - Yes.
You're not gonna get this one. OK, let's go back.
Thai...land.
Thai...
He's saying loud enough for him to hear!
..land.
- Thailand? - Yes!
Pad...Thai.
Forget it.
Video...assistant...referee.
Oh, wow, five seconds.
What?!
Erm...
Time's up.
We didn't get through all of them, I was trying to give you the easy ones.
Hurry up, man!
It's only a game, Millie.
Find a way to win, Virg, you know that.
I know that...
What's going on here?! Have I started talking yet?
It's your time though.
- When I start. - OK.
Bang...kok.
- Bangkok! - Correct.
Throw...in.
- Throw in. - Yep.
Cross...bar.
Crossbar!
He's a machine!
HARVEY: We're finished here.
Jürgen...Norbert...Klopp.
Jürgen Norbert Klopp.
Ibrahima Konate.
Singapore.
Singapore!
This...is...Anfield.
This is Anfield.
Last...minute...winner.
Last minute winner!
He's a joke!
Grand...Palace.
Grand Palace?
Mona Nemmer.
Mona...
Mona Nemmer!
There's got to be some form of cheating here.
Khàwp khun. ['Thank you']
Khàwp khun?
You got every single one!
Was that last one right?
It was sumat like that, have a look.
He's gone early as well.
He's gone early.
Can we substitute after a few?
There you go.
Wrong side.
OX: Hope for the bounce.
HARVEY: Are we allowed to switch or not?
MILLIE: No.
HARVEY: Oh, no...
MILLIE: YES!
OX: Thank youuuu, thank you!
So you've been practising for 20 minutes and I go straight into three?
Easy.
OX: My God, well played.
Eh-ehhh. On five.
That's so bad it's frightening.
It's alright, we're one up.
Yes!
That's four.
You need five, mate.
Lose a life, counting.
What was that?
That's never gonna do it.
So bad.
That's got to be a practise then.
Start at one?
It's just a fix.
It's a fix, like Pep.
Pep fixing the young boys to win.
Feeling sorry for 'em.
Nice, that.
Milldog!
Unlucky.
Unluckeee!
- Are we on four? - Yeah.
MILLIE: Come on, this is you, this.
No, it's not even close.
Ohh!
That was good.
HARVEY: Sensational, Jeff.
He's gonna go for four.
I reckon we just give them 20 points for that.
Why not?
Might as well!
Ready?
Oh, my...
So I'm on two, yeah?
Could be good from you missing that one on purpose, you know,
because they're getting harder ones now.
- That was nice, that. - Thank you.
That's huge.
- Oh, wow. - That's sensational.
The filth.
It is poor, that.
We're doing it once, we win, then you say, "Oh, let's do another two."
You played too quick, so...
Right, despite everyone behind the camera being against us,
experience prevailed again.
Unlucky, boys.
- Keep trying. - Thank you.
Maybe in 15 years you might get there.
Congratulations.
Well done. Well done.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
Well done, partner.
Easy.
FABIO: We go again next time. HARVEY: Yeah, no problem.