- Ay, how ya doin'? - The laugh track is wrong,
'cause no one should be laughing.
♪ (playful intro) ♪
♪ (The Rembrandts, "I'll Be There For You") ♪
- (gasps) - (laughs)
- ♪ So, no one told you... ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Life was gonna
be this way ♪ (claps and laughs)
- Is this a TV show? - ♪ ...love life's DOA ♪
♪ It's like you're always... ♪ - This gives me iCarly vibes.
- Huh? - ♪ When it hasn't been your day,
your week, your month, or even your year ♪
- Like the music.
- ♪ I'll be there for you ♪ - Ew.
- Um... kinda weird. - What show is this?
- Friends. I have actually watched this show before.
- The intro's always the best.
- Okay. I know this show. It's Friends.
- I like the show. - I haven't actually watched Friends.
- My friends actually watch Friends, and they told me to watch it.
- (React) Can you name the six main characters of the show?
- I probably-- I can't even name one.
- David? - Sarah.
- Wasn't there an Ashley? - Johnathan?
- (React) David's a good guess. - Yeah. That's my dad's name.
- Joey, Monica. - Rachel?
- Phoebe. - Chandler.
- Ross. - (React) You got it! Wow.
A lot of people think Friends is one of the greatest shows
of all time. But today, we're going to see
what kids think about it. - I feel like it's about their friends
'cause it's Friends. - (Phoebe) Maybe you just need
to make the first move. - (Rachel) Yeah, but I've never
asked a guy out before. - (Phoebe) You've never asked
a guy out?! - (Rachel) I don't even know
how I would go about it. - (Joey) Oh, well, what I do
is I look a woman up and down and I say, "Hey,
how YOU doin'?" - (audience laughs)
- Did he become an Italian mafia boss?
- (Phoebe) Please! - (Joey) Hey.
How you doin'? - (audience laughs)
- I feel like I would like this show.
- The proper you do it is, "Ay, how you doin'?"
- (React) How would you respond if someone asked you that?
- Good. - Okay?
- I would just stare at them. - If you go up, like,
"How you doing?" then it's pretty effective.
- That's a very uneffective way to flirt with someone.
- (audience laughs)
- What? - (Joey) Okay, buddy boy, here it is.
- What the heck? - (Joey) You hide my clothes,
I'm wearing everything you own. - (Chandler) Oh my god!
- The heck? - (Chandler) That is so not
the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!
- (Joey) Maybe if I wasn't going...commando!
- (Chandler makes noise of protest) - (Joey) Yeah. Woo.
I'll tell ya, it's hot with all this stuff on. I...
- I don't get this show. - (Joey) I don't know, lunges.
- My main comment is why is the underwear so big?
Oh, I remember Monica. Oh!
- (chuckles) Turkey. - (Chandler) Nice try.
- (Monica) Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
- The heck is that? - (Chandler) Look, Monica...
- With hat, sunglasses, aaand... - (Chandler) This is not gonna work.
- (Monica) I bet this'll work. - ...whatever that is.
- (audience laughs)
- Seems like a jokester. - (Chandler) I love you.
- I think we can all just imagine her face under, like...
- Is that a real turkey? - The laugh track is wrong
'cause no one should be laughing. - The chicken. Watch this?
Hat, and then sunglasses. (snaps)
- That has to be some type of Halloween costume
'cause I've never seen somebody where a turkey on their head before.
- ♪ Smelly cat, smelly cat ♪ ♪ What are... ♪
- Oh yeah, this is a famous song. - ♪ Smelly cat, smelly cat ♪
♪ It's not your fault ♪ - (Leslie) Wow, that's great.
- (Phoebe) Oh yeah? - How do you think that's good?
- (Leslie) You could totally sell this!
It'd be perfect for, like, a kitty litter campaign!
- You okay? - (Phoebe) A jingle? No, no, no. No.
- (Leslie) Why not? You make a ton of money.
- (Phoebe) Okay, well, if I was in this for the money,
I would be a millionaire by now, you know?
- In your dreams. - Did she say millionaire
with how terrible that was? - (React) Would you wanna
be Phoebe's friend? - Yeah.
- She'll probably be like ♪ Smelly cat ♪
And I would be in the room like, (whispers) "Please! Please help me."
- (Ross) Guys? There's somebody I'd like ya to meet.
- (Rachel squeals) - (Monica) Wait. Wait. What is that?
- (Ross) That would be Marcel. - Monkey!
- (Ross) You wanna say hi? - (Monica) No! No.
- You're scared of monkeys? - I wanna say hi to Marcel.
- Marcel's actually a really good name for a monkey.
- (Ross) My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.
- (Phoebe) That is so cruel. Why? Why would a parent
name their child Bethel? - (audience laughs)
- Good question. - (sing-song) Monkey, monkey,
monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey.
- I'm scared to learn who Carol is. I'm assuming it's either a rock
or a fish. - (Ross) Having a roommate
is just kinda pathet-- - Wow, "pathet."
- (Ross) Uh, sorry, that's pathet, which is Sanskrit
for really cool way to live. - He was about to say
roommates are pathetic. - They all act the same.
That's probably why they're friends. They are all odd.
- (Rachel) Check it out!
- Cat.
- What is that? - (Ross) What is--
- (Joey) What the hell is that?! - You know, hairless cats
are actually really, really soft. - (Joey) That is not a cat.
- That's not a cat. That's a demon. - (Rachel) Yes, it is!
- (Ross) Why is it inside out? - (audience laughs)
- (Rachel) Excuse me, but this is a purebred,
show-quality Sphinx cat. - (Ross) How much
did you pay for that? - $2.
- (Rachel) Well, it was a little extravagant,
but I got a pretty good deal. - (Ross) Yeah, how much?
- (Rachel) A thousand bucks. - (gasps)
- A thousand bucks? For a cat that's inside out?
- (Joey) It's not a cat! - It's not.
- You know, she's not wrong. That's actually
a pretty good deal for... - (Rachel) I don't care what you think.
I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson.
- (audience laughs) - You sure you wanna name her that?
- (Rachel) Call her Fluffy? - Why are they more surprised
about a hairless cat? That's more normal than a monkey.
- She seems basic. She called her cat Whiskers.
Everyone calls their cat Whiskers. - I would just ask her
to keep all her cats in her room
'cause I'm allergic to them. - (Joey) Yes!
- (Chandler) Ah! - (Joey) I win again!
(laughs) That's like 500 bucks you owe me. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah, $500, huh? - 500 bucks? Dang.
- (Joey) I gotta buy some food. - (Chandler) Okay, give me a chance
to win my money back, okay? Sudden death, one goal,
$1,000. - 1,000? I'll take it.
- Ooh. $1,000. - (Chandler) Okay.
- (Joey) Okay, here we go. Ready? ♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- This like a war?
- (gasps) No, no. - I would eat chow mein as well.
- Oh my god. - So dramatic.
- Ah. (laughs)
(makes action noises)
- I didn't see him trying. - He was like, "Nom, nom, nom."
- I would describe their friendship toxic.
- (Ross) I'm the Holiday Armadillo! - (laughs)
- (Ross) I'm a friend of Santa's! - Santa doesn't send armadillos.
- (Ross) ...a merry Christmas! - (Monica) What happened
to Santa, Holiday Armadillo? - There is no armadillos
in the South Pole. - (Ross) Santa was unavailable
so close to Christmas. - He's lying.
- That's the Whos, but messed up.
They've evolved. - (Monica) ...all the way from Texas.
- Yeah, yeah, Texas, not the North Pole.
- That guy got exposed. - I knew they were all odd!
- I thought he had only reindeer. - I would rather have that
than Santa. - I wanna try giving it a hug now.
- (React) Is there anything that you didn't like about that scene?
- Uh, yeah, he wasn't an elf. - (Ross) Come on, Chandler.
- Couch, couch, couch, couch, couch.
- Drop it. - (Ross) All right, ready?
Turn. - (Chandler) Okay.
- (Ross) Turn! Turn! - (Chandler) Ah, Ro-- ah!
- Oh! - (Chandler) I don't think we can
turn anymore! - (Rachel) Ross, I just don't think
it's gonna fit. - (Ross) Oh yeah, it will.
- His poor crotch. You can't tell me
you're not thinking the same thing! - (Ross) Pivot! Pivot!
Pivot! Pivot!
Pivot! - We get it.
- (Ross) Pivot! - (Chandler) Shut up! Shut up!
Shut UP! - That's me. Ross kept on
saying, "Pivot." - Pibot?
- Pivot. - Pivot.
- Pivat. - Pivot, pivot, piddit.
- Pivot, pivot! - Pivot, pivot, pivot.
Pivot, pivot, pivot, pivot, pivot!
- Piv-at! - Pivot!
- The funniest thing about watching comedies
is you get to make so many jokes about how stupid
but hilarious it is. - Some kids will like Friends.
- I don't think anyone under four would like it.
- Because it's more about the style, your style.
- This is more adult humor. - It's funny.
- And I feel like I would laugh a lot.
- But it's kind of boring 'cause, like, talk, talk, talk
talk, talk, haha, (speaks gibberish). Talk, talk, talk.
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(makes action noises)
And it missed. Bounce. And then he couldn't hit it,
and then it-- goal! Goal!