This would be the biggest match of my career.
-I am not favoured to win it. -Well--
Your smart friends know you frequent my saloon.
Who will wager on me if you are not present?
I do not have any friends.
How about after the Irishman today, Will,
you pummel the piss out of His Grace's self-pity?
If I am in fact to marry…
I would like the both of you to be present.
If?
He seems to believe there is a way out of this.
We would be honoured to attend.
Good.
There's someone moving in across the street.
Oh.
Well, maybe they'll have a girl your age.
Be nice for you to have a friend.
-I have friends. -No, you had friends.
Until they all got popular and dropped you.
You can make new friends.
If you made an effort, you would be amazed
at how quickly people just start show--
See.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
I love you.
Firefly Lane girls forever?
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
We just wanted to find our friend.
Friend?
Yeah, friend. Will.
What…
is "friend"?
Is she serious?
Um, a friend is--
Is someone that you do anything for you.
You lend them your cool stuff, like comic books and trading cards.
-They never break a promise. -Especially when there's spit.
Spit?
A spit swear means...
you never break your word.
It's a bond.
That's super important, because friends…
they tell each other things.
Things that parents don't know.
So, what should we do first?
You've never been shopping before, have you?
Well then, I guess we're just gonna have to try everything.
Oh, come on.
I know about masks.
My mask never comes off.
Moving around all the time,
I'm too white for the black kids
and not white enough for the white kids.
I've never really had friends.
OK, what do we think?
Move.
A little turn.
Doesn't it ever occur to you just how different we are,
like on a cellular DNA kind of level?
You're a straight-A student. You're a cheerleader.
For God's sakes. You're the perfect girl next door.
I hate that word.
I'm the damaged loner outsider from the wrong side of the tracks.
Betty, come on. Who are we kidding?
Last one in gets a sticky maple.
You two can go.
Whoa, whoa. We go where she goes, mate.
Keep them out of my way.
When did you grow a pair?
I don't like him. What do you think?
Well, I don't like anyone.
I don't even like you guys, really.
Look who I found.
Spike.
I don't understand.
His Majesty here pulled a few strings for me.
Thank you.
It's the least I could do, really.
Anyway, talk to me about Dex.
-What do your friends think of him? -I don't have time for friends.
But I can be more social once I get into university.
You do know a boyfriend is like a friend, right?
Yeah, but Dex is busy too. Our schedules are very compatible.
I was thinking it would be good to start making some friends.
Maybe waiting until university was a bit extreme.
Well, you still have a friend.
That's if you'll still have me.
I miss hanging out with you, man.
A lot.
Please can we be friends again?
OK.
Let's be mates.
Move that.
I missed you.
Missed you, too.