JIMMY KIMMEL: Tonight is a historic night for NBA fans
in Oakland because it's the last time
the Warriors will play there.
So we have a final game at Oracle Arena.
The team's moving to San Francisco.
And the arena will be turned into a vape shop.
So--
[LAUGHTER]
--next season, the Warriors will move to Chase Center,
which is close to downtown.
You know, after years of begging, the fans are finally
going to get what they've been asking for,
which is no available parking.
[LAUGHTER]
One possible drawback to this move out of Oakland, though,
and something that I'm not sure has been considered,
is the Warriors will lose a big home court advantage,
which is a haunted hotel.
For real, there's a hotel in Berkeley,
the Claremont Hotel, where over the years,
opposing teams stay at when they play in Oakland.
And the hotel is said to be haunted.
In fact, in 2014, some players from the San Antonio Spurs
got spooked.
Tim Duncan is a very level headed guy,
said he got the chills and he would rather not ever
stay there again.
Other players heard noises.
They heard children running down the halls
when there are no children there-- weird stuff.
And obviously, if you're a player, you trying
to stay focused, you don't want to be
thinking about supernatural beings in your room.
But I'm fascinated by this kind of thing.
And I wanted to know more.
And this is exciting because we are joined tonight,
live via interdimensional satellite
by the ghost who haunts the Claremont Hotel.
[LAUGHTER]
The head ghost at the hotel, which is where--
Can you hear me?
Oh, there we go.
Can you hear me?
TINA: Yeah, I can hear you.
I'm dead, not deaf.
[LAUGHTER]
Who the hell is this?
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]
JIMMY KIMMEL: Hello, ghost, I am--
My name is Jimmy Kimmel.
Who are you?
TINA: Well, technically, I'm an astral being,
untethered from the concepts of time and space.
But you can call me, Tina.
JIMMY KIMMEL: OK, Tina, well, thank you for talking to us.
I hope we didn't interrupt any business going on there.
TINA: Oh, nothing big.
I was just scaring the crap out of a couple
who didn't tip the housekeeping staff.
[LAUGHTER]
JIMMY KIMMEL: OK, what did you do to them?
TINA: I trapped them in the elevator
and sang that "Baby Shark" song in a creepy little girl voice.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, OK.
TINA: (SINGING) Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo--
[LAUGHTER]
--doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
JIMMY KIMMEL: That actually sounds terrifying.
[LAUGHTER]
TINA: Oh, yeah, well, it was hilarious.
Those two, they [BLEEP] their pants.
[LAUGHTER]
JIMMY KIMMEL: You know, that's kind of what I want to ask you
about because I understand you helped
the Golden State Warriors by haunting the visiting players.
What kind of stuff do you do to them?
TINA: Oh, you know, just stand the ghost move,
you know, spooky sounds, sneaking up behind them
in the bathroom mirror.
You know, one time, I charged Rajon
Rondo $53 for a Denver Omelet.
Woo, when he got that bill, I'd never seen anyone look
more terrified in his life.
[LAUGHTER]
JIMMY KIMMEL: Boy, that is pretty scary, yeah.
TINA: Yeah, I was laughing my ass off.
[LAUGHS]
He soaked right through his sweat band that night.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, Rajon Rondo sleeps in his sweat band?
TINA: Yeah, and no underpants, too.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh my goodness!
[LAUGHTER]
TINA: Oh, man, you see all kind of weird stuff
when you haunt basketball teams.
Did you know LeBron James sleeps with the stuffed bunny
he calls, Penelope?
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, no, I did not know that, no.
TINA: Yep, Penelope was the only thing
that made him stop crying after the some girl named, Steph,
broke his heart last year.
[LAUGHTER]
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, no, no, I think he was crying
about Steph Curry, last year.
TINA: Well, whoever she is, she really did a number on him.
[LAUGHTER]
I mean, that pillow was soaked.
We used it to clean the lobby.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, all right, well--
[LAUGHTER]
Tina, may I ask why you're haunting
the hotel in the first place?
Why are you there?
TINA: Because I'm dead!
What the hell else am I going to do?
[LAUGHTER]
JIMMY KIMMEL: Well, how did you die?
TINA: Man, I chocked on a damn toothpick and a club sandwich
in room 422.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh.
TINA: You know, one knows little frilly ones--
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, yeah.
TINA: --with the frillies on top.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah. [GAGGING]
I'm sorry to hear that.
I really am.
TINA: Now, baby, it's OK.
I'm having fun [BLEEP] people up.
JIMMY KIMMEL: OK.
[LAUGHTER]
OK, well, that's good.
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, that's good.
That's a positive, I guess.
TINA: Look, I gotta go.
Kawhi Leonard is about to brush his teeth.
I got to go turn his cornrows into snakes.
JIMMY KIMMEL: OK, I'll let you get back to that.
Thank you, Tina.
Thank you very much.
[APPLAUSE]
[HOWLING]
Now, she's very, very spooky.
That's Tina--
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
--as a ghost.