exactly one year ago today I release the most revolutionary magazine pouches ever
Cecille chains pouch this year I've teamed up with voodoo tactical to
produce a holster that one day will be compared to amazing products like the
ThighMaster designed specifically to work the adductor muscles of your inner
thighs and of course the shaker weight that trains a critical set of muscles
that put smiles on the faces of men across the globe these products have
revolutionized their markets and today I'm introducing a product that everyone
is going to want in their pants crisp the concealed holster for reactive
instant shooting order now whole lines are open I know what you're thinking I
want Chris in my pants but what is it chris is a holster that utilizes the
pocket of your pants you already own so you can shoot the bad guys without even
having to draw your gun it's the only truly concealed holster because it stays
concealed even while you're shooting now let's face it the hardest part of
self-defense shooting situations is that you normally have your hands in your
pockets and Plus no one really takes the time to actually learn how to draw their
gunner use those annoying pieces of metal that are on the top anyways Chris
makes it simple to defend yourself because you don't even have to train if
you know how to put your hands in your pockets you're ready to have Chris in
your pants statistics show that ninety three point eight percent of
self-defense shootings occur at a distance of less than three meters and
in a poll conducted by the International measurement society not a single person
in the United States even knows what a meter is so it's time to face the cold
hard facts if you don't have Chris in your pants you're gonna die so order now
phone lines are open just look at Chris in action when not in use it's
impossible for anybody to notice you even have a concealed weapon in your
pants and if anyone does ask why you have your hands in your pants just tell
them you're digging for loose change or car keys or heck just tell them your
hands are cold there are literally five to seven
tactics that you'll learn in my advanced hands
your pants excuses course and as a bonus you'll receive free access to the
payment page to register for this $5,000 course which includes a one-page
downloadable PDF file with everything you need to know now when it comes to
getting Chris in your pants the first question I always get asked is how much
can Chris handle the size of your firearm that you can carry is determined
by your anatomical structure and size for instance I have enough room that I
can carry a full-size pistol and on colder days I can carry a short barreled
shotgun still not convinced I shot some bonus footage so you have absolutely no
reason to not get Chris in your pants right now
check it out alright guys so I've been shooting for you know so long I don't
need to worry about those basic safety checks or anything so I'm just gonna go
ahead and do a quick demo on the Chris and you will see it is an amazing device
totally safe so all you do you have your Chris holster all set up and ready to go
and just say somebody comes up on you and you're like hey wait what okay
here's all you need to do to get Chris in your pants today
send me your pants with all your bank account information inside of one of the
pockets if I'm able to securely transfer enough of your hard-earned money into
one of my offshore accounts I will send your pants to Vudu tactical and they'll
make your custom pants for you so order right now if you care about your life or
those you love puppies butterflies the environment global warming hack any
change in the environment your neighbors friends leather-bound books the United
States of America that's right if you care about your freedom order now in
fact if you care about anything at all except the cats of course order now and
get Chris in your pants void where prohibited no representation or warranty
expressed or implied with to the completeness accuracy fitness for
a particular purpose or utility of Chris or any information or opinion contained
herein all models over 18 years of age no animals were harmed during the
production of this video any resemblance to actual people living or dead or
events past present or future is purely coincidental this video is not to be
construed as an endorsement of any product or company nor is the adoption
of any guidelines standards or recommendations this product is meant
for educational purposes only use only as directed Chris is not a toy this
offer is subject to change without notice
in fact it's already changed this is a limited time offer and that time is over
not responsible for direct indirect incidental or consequential damages
resulting from any use defect error or failure to perform this is not an offer
to sell securities and I'm not licensed in any state for any reason you're not
used while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment use only in a well been
elated area hand wash only keep away from direct sunlight and also avoid dark
areas keep away from pets and small children safety goggles required during
use extremely flammable must be 18 years or older to listen to or read this
notice reproductions strictly prohibited pregnant women the elderly toddlers
Millennials and baby boomers and children should avoid prolonged exposure
to this product Chris may contain nuts do not use this product if you have high
blood pressure heart disease diabetes thyroid disease asthma glaucoma vision
and both or one eye or if you experience burning while urinating discontinue use
of this product if any of the following occurs itching vertigo dizziness ringing
in your ears vomiting feeling warm or cold tingling in extremities loss of
balance or coordination slurred speech temporary blindness drowsiness insomnia
profuse sweating shivering or heart palpitations it is a violation of
federal law to use this product in any manner you said this product can be
harmful or fatal and should be avoided this product has been shown to cause
cancer in laboratory rats warranty does not cover usage normal wear and tear
misuse accident lightning flood hailstorm tornado tsunami volcanic
eruption avalanche earthquake hurricane solar activity meteorite strike nearby
supernovae and other acts of God neglect damage from improper or unauthorized use
incorrect wear edge unauthorized repair electromagnetic radiation from nuclear
blast microwave ovens or mobile phones sonic boom vibrations customer
adjustments that are not covered in this or any other list and incidents
including airplane crash ship sinking motor vehicle crashing wearing the item
falling rocks leaky roof mudslides forest fire riots or other civil unrest
acts of terrorism or war whether declared or not explosive devices or
projectiles which can include but are not limited to arrows crossbow bolts
airgun pellets bullets buckshot cannonballs bb's shrapnel lasers napalm
for PTO's icbms or emissions of electromagnetic
radiation such as radio waves microwaves infrared radiation visible light UV
x-ray alpha beta and gamma rays neutrons knives stones bricks spit wads Spears
and javelins other restrictions apply use at your own risk
hey and don't worry if you're one of those lefties Chris goes both ways