LLEMME IN LEMME IN LEMME INNNN!
(2019 has been a bad year)
(What the f-)
(Enjoy your stay)
LEMME OUT LEMME OUT LEMME OUUTTT!
How is 2020 going you may ask?
It's going great! Things have never been better for us!
We've got lots of Energon in stock, plenty of... toilet paper (do Transformers use restrooms???)
and we're all financially stable despite being unemployed.
Everything's fine!
I'm kidding, someone help us, please.
It's uh, it's definitely something, all right.
We are currently in a pandemic at the moment,
cases of Cybercorosis are everywhere in both Autobot and Decepticon factions.
Symptoms include paralysis, memory loss, blindness,
inability to transform and eventually, an insatiable hunger for snacks.
Oh and also it kills you, but we all die eventually so who cares?
No one knows where it came from
But if I were to form a logical explanation, I would conclude that some idiot ate a sick bat.
I don't know who, just a wild guess.
We've been told to stay indoors at all times, and to limit social interaction as much as possible.
But little do they know...
That's what I've been doing my entire life.
*evil laughter*
I need friends (relatable)
2020 is not going great so far,
But I have devised a plan to finally kill Megatron using a beautifully sculpted golden crown
But it's not just any crown. It's infected...
*evil giggle*
With Cybercorosis! Here I'll show you...
Behold, the object that will kill Megatron!
*evil laughter*
(You fucking idiot)
OH SHI-
Today, I will teach you how, NOT to get Cybercorosis.
Firstly, touch EVERYTHING.
Just anything you see, just touch it.
It'll protect you because as we all know,
touching objects boosts your immune system! (Advice 101)
Second, come into contact with as many people as you can.
It doesn't have to be just friends. It can be colleagues, employees, employers
Or better yet,
complete strangers.
Third, don't be afraid to cough and sneeze near the target.
I mean, uhh, near your...
...acquaintance.
Don't worry, they won't mind.
Lastly, don't wear a mask.
Doctors are lying to you to turn a profit. They don't protect you.
They just make you look silly, and stupid.
Like Optimus Prime.
It's not just for the virus Megatron.
It's for these luscious lips. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
All I've been doing is playing video games every day.
So this whole quarantine thing doesn't really affect me too much,
Although I do miss hanging out with friends,
gets quite lonely around here.
Fortunately, we do have the power of the Internet to help us stay connected.
*Discord sounds*
Air Raid: HEEYYYYY
Silverbolt: YOOOOO
Silverbolt: What's up man? *more Discord sounds*
Jet Fire: Air Raid, Silverbolt!
Jet Fire: Oh, it's been a while!
Air Raid: So how's life in the apocalypse going for you guys?
Jet Fire: Oh haha, you know, the usual.
*an intruder approaches*
Starscream: Hey! What's up.. guys?
(When you enter the wrong online class)
*Starscream has left the chat*
Jet Fire: That got pretty awkward, who invited him?
Yeah, this year has been quite a roller coaster, I must say.
We got war raging, disease running amok, and most of all:
The multiplayer servers for the games that JOHNNYFLASH uses have been shut down!
Now how is he supposed to make more content?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JOHNNYFLASH IS DEAD!
No... *cries*
The voice of God: What are you talking about? I'm still here.
What? God is that you?
The voice of JOHNNYFLASH: It's me JOHNNYFLASH. I'm not dead.
Oh thank goodness.
JOHNNYFLASH: ...yet
nnNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone's talking about how War for Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron got shut down,
Why is no one talking about the best game of all?
Rise of the dark-
SPARK - AA-AAARK!
SHUT UP! THAT GAME SUCKS!
We're in some... strange times.
But I just want to wish everyone the best,
Especially my man JOHNNYFLASH.
I can't imagine what him and his team are going through right now.
Having to work so hard making videos out of the game's multiplayer,
Just to have it stripped away out of nowhere.
Any normal person would assume that it's over,
That there's no point in doing anything anymore.
But if there's one thing I've learned from my time on this planet,
Is that there is always a light at the end of the tunnel.
If there's a will there's a way.
Yeah, wha-what he said!
For in my spark, I know that this is not the end, but merely, a new beginning.
Simply put, another transformation.
Johnny you, you got that from Transformers Prime, didn't you?
Gawd you are so unoriginal sometimes.
Well, at least it can't get any worse.
Everyone run! The moon is coming! RUN!!!
What?
Oh come on!
Pls help JOHNNYFLASH, please.