So im in this discord group with some youtube animators who i consider my
friends and as of late our channels have been on the come up you could
even go as far to say we are the next wave of animators on youtube
In fact some of us myself included decided we should rent a house together and make
this cool animation studio type of thing so we can push ourselves to work harder
that all sounds good on paper…..you know what else is on paper, Our birthdates
we’re all mad young bro we have no college education barley any working
history some of us started youtube straight from highschool i have pink hair what the heck
is credit long intro short….because of our age and lack of life experience we
were not going to land any of the really nice houses man and im not gonna live in a shack
It was so bad that my boy saga and I are actually moving into an apartment for four months to
give ourselves some renters history because apparently you cant get a nice house without
renters history..heh... HOW TF ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET RENTERS HISTORY IF YOU CANT GET A HOUSE
WITHOUT RENTERS HISTORY make it...make sense Also why do these applications ask for such
irrelevant information my moms maiden name, my license plate,what the heck...is credit,
no lie one time i even had to write what my eyes color was
bro…..its about to be red with three tomoe if they keep asking these stupid questions
if we werent being ignored because of our lack of experience we were being
bombarded with pointless questions it seemed everytime we tried to apply it went like….
Aye yoyo i found these three apartments you tryna apply
Yeah yeah lets do it *calling
Sky place apartments downtown austin how
may i help you (high voice) Hows it going my roommate
and i are trying to apply for an apartment Ok, you up to start the application process now?
Yeah sure (*typing)
Any pets No, no pets
How old are you 20
Highest form of education Associates degree
Whats your favorite color Uh grey?
Alright looks like we are able to accept your application
(yooo yo i think we got it, ok okk lets goo) but before we continue
Do you mind providing your last three paystubs Paystubs…….why?
Oh you know, its just part of the application process
well im actually a youtuber so i dont have paystubs but i have bank stateme- hello?
Bro she just hung up on me wha are they even allowed to do tha-nah
Lemme call the second place
*calling Amber apartments downtown
austin how may i help you (deep voice) Hello my roommate and i are
trying to apply for an apartment Ok, you up to start the application process now?
Yeah totally (*typing)
Any pets no
What color socks are you wearing Huh...i im wearing orange socks
(typing) Are you typing somethi-what
does this have to do with the apartme- How old are you
20 Ok it seems that youre good
We should be able to accept your application and the place should be yours
Ohh really ok (yoooo we got it bro
yessss) But…….before we continue, do you have any
documents showing your previous rental history? Renters history?
Oh you know, its just part of the application process
well im 20 so this is my first time renting an apar- hello hello?
Yo this is stupid what do any of these requirements
have to do with us paying rent on time
Well maybe its just standard procedur-
Nah NAH bro give me the number of the next apartment
(calling*) Flower grove apartments downtown
austin how may i hel- (exaggerated voice) HELLO my name is yohanes im 20 years old
IM WEARING ORANGE SOCKS I have a red birthmark on my right foot
I dont have paystubs but i have bank statements to prove my income and i have no renters history
Is there any other information you need sir
Ohh...we actually dont require that information we only care about the bank statements
No renters history? Pftt what do we care
Paystubs? You just said you didnt have any
Oh...i apologize for my behavior No problem sir we know how draining
the application process is and our company doesnt ask people
for random information we dont need to determine if you will pay rent or not
...huh Ok i just emailed my bank statements
Awesome andddd youre good the place is all yours (bro this is the one yessir)
But……..before we continue huh
Can you beat me in a fight ……….
Say that again You heard me ...run my fade
You want me to fight you...p..physically …...why? Oh you know, its just part of the application
process (say it at the same time*) Ok
Nah dont hang up *boom*
Bro the house is yours all you gotta do is fight me thats
literally the last part of the application There is no way thats on the applicatio-
ill send the pdf right now! (typing*)
Nah chill you dont have t-*boom (shows fight in application)
Bu..but why? What does this have to do with my rent mone-
Its just standard procedure bro(saga) Im hanging up
Nah pull up As a matter of fact you gave me your address hol up
Im hanging u- *knock knock
This you? Open up
*knock knock You can sign the lease bro all you
need to do is beat me in a fight *knock knock
Its just the application bro come on (saga)
*knock knock Bro fight him (saga)
*knock knock Dont make me kick this jawn down
Open the door The door
The door Open
The door *me mumbling im
hanging up