- Hey everybody, I'm Kelsey, I'm single,
and today we're back for another hundred baby spinoff.
(baby crying) (lullaby music)
This episode is going to be a special-
We're gonna jump into Jaime because something strange
is happening in The Sims.
There's a new expansion pack that just released today.
And I am itching to discover it.
I mean, who better, who better to figure out
what's going on in StrangerVille
than, than our demon, Jaime.
We're in StrangerVille.
Things are gonna get really strange up in here.
Our strangest Impiccishmay,
Jaime has moved into a new neighborhood.
He's out on his own.
He's thinking, "You know what, I don't wanna move
in with my siblings. I've lived my whole life with them.
I wanna move into a new place."
So he moved into StrangerVille
but I here some weird things have been going on
with Jaime, our demon boy.
So we're gonna move in.
We're gonna see what's up with Jaime.
Just take a tour around this new adventure.
StrangerVille, (giggles) I'm so excited.
"Welcome to StrangerVille,
the only thing stranger than the people is the flora."
What a great tag line!
Something they put on their PR stuff,
on their pamphlets to get people to visit.
Wow, they must have a thriving tourist economy.
"Soon after moving in, the town slogan
is starting to make sense to you."
Well, that is the town slogan.
"Some of the locals are acting a bit suspicious
and there's a large number of military
and scientists in town. Try asking people
about StrangerVille, they might be able
to shed some light on this strange situation."
All right, whoa, he's got a look.
Ugh, he's hot though.
All right, and he's literally hot.
It is hot outside in StrangerVille.
He's immediately wanting to go in to his new abode.
This is his new house.
He bought it furnished because he, you know,
he doesn't consider himself a decorator.
I don't think this house screams Jaime.
Not only is this house incapable of screaming,
but also it just looks very much not his style.
He's not here to be at home.
He's not here to be a homebody.
He's here to meet the new neighbors.
He's here to go on an adventure, take a stroll.
So let's go over here, there's a person, who's this woman?
She looks like a really cute doctor, red head.
Oh, but she's really snotty
and she won't let us click on her.
All right, Lilian, if that's your name.
Lakeisha, what is your name?
Lakeisha, all right, Lakeisha, with your snotty attitude.
We don't need you anyway! We don't need you!
Oh, looks like there's some people in here.
What's this? Is this a bar?
Let's visit the bar!
Jaime is new in town, he want's to make some friends.
Is Jaime a vegan? I've literally forgotten.
He is vegetarian! Jaime's a vegetarian.
There's a woman, she looks very happy
and she's a little army girl, she's great.
He's at the bar, there's another woman right here.
He's surrounded by women.
This girl is cute though, the mixologists.
Why does he have a chat about StrangerVille with her.
He's like, "What's up with StrangerVille?"
"I'm new in town."
She said, "I've heard there's some kind
of secret lab in the crater outside of town."
Oh, interesting.
Let's talk to this stranger about StrangerVille.
Jaime picked the right bar, it's ladies night.
This girl says, "You should really check out
that secret lab.
I hear there's strange things going on there.
You should be able to sneak in through the back gate."
Interesting, let's ask Maegan what's going on.
Maegan says, "StrangerVille's a lovely town.
I hope you enjoy your time here,
just stay away from the secret lab."
Well, we've heard a lot about this secret lab.
So he's learning some new stuff
from these people over here about this secret lab.
What is Penny Pizzazz doing here?
Freaking Penny! Get in a fight.
Tell her, tell her she's rude.
Tell her you hate her.
He's never even met her but he's been on the phone
with his sister a couple of times.
He's like, "I don't like you."
And she's like, "I don't know you."
Oh, hit on that girl though.
Let's do a little friendly interaction over here.
She is cute!
Look at her.
I, Oh! I think I see a connection.
He's like, "Hey, I'm new in town."
And she's like, "Dag dag."
So Jaime made a sweet connection
but he hears something about this secret lab.
So I think that Jaime might have to take a little trip.
We're not inviting anyone!
Except for you, Alejandra.
Let's go, Jaime! Our little demon boy.
Our demon boy!
It's kind of like super natural, you know,
he's like a demon but he wants to redeem himself
by being curious and being a good lad.
All right, so this is the lab.
What! Okay, we're going in.
So Jaime's here. Where is he?
He's outside with his, what?
You're in a different outfit.
You look a little different.
I don't know (indistinct).
Oh, and she ran away.
(Kelsey wonders)
Well already I'm confused.
What is going on? This car is like run into things.
She really just straight up went inside
to get a bowl of cereal in the-
I thought we were supposed to sneak in.
What are you doing, Alejandra?
I thought we were a team, whatever.
Jaime's here to not to sneak in.
Okay, he's gonna sneak in the back but what is this?
It's a wild bizarre plant.
"This wild bizarre plant has an odd glow about it.
As if it's being controlled by some other entity.
It looks as though there's something growing inside of it."
Take a picture, Jaime!
Because that's what our millennial, demon, boy would do.
Take a picture, take that shot, get the (indistinct) up.
So let's view this bizarre plant,
that's all we could do with this really, so far.
He's just taking a gander.
Wow, "I've never seen anything like this.", he said.
And I've seen some weird stuff.
I've been in Impiccishmay.
So there's some plants, there's some weird noises going on.
This also looks like destroyed, It's very dirty in here.
Let's go talk to our girl here.
She know anything more about the StrangerVille situation?
Let's follow Jaime as he jogs in to talk to this girl.
The strange girl that he invited on a fun rob to the lab.
That she just walked in like she own the place.
I feel like there's a lot more going on
with this Alejandra than we even expected.
And Jaime, our demon boy,
is both a mystery hunter and demon.
She says, "The crackpot conspiracy theorist
thinks there's a cover-up secret lab."
Let's just pause here.
She says, "Crackpot people think there's a cover-up
secret lab in the crater, but they haven't got a clue."
Girl, you're in it (chuckles).
You're in that secret lab in the crater.
What do you mean they haven't got a clue?
Honestly, our demon boy is done with her.
Let's give her a mean gift.
'Cause nothing says mean like tricking a person.
He's like, "I got you a present."
It's a demon gift, look at it.
It's a fart (chuckles).
She didn't like it, she cried.
Wait, we can search for evidence.
What's this? Let's examine that.
All right, he's writing down things in his little notebook.
He's like, "Ah-ha!"
Suspicious glowing door that's locked.
"The door is locked, looks like it requires a key card.
Someone around town might know how to get one.
Before leaving, poke around the secret lab
to gather more information."
Oh, that looks glowing!
Oh, I think that's like a little hints where,
where we can go next.
All right, let's poke around.
We can start looking for evidence now.
Oh, "Jaime found some StrangerVille evidence,
a partially redacted report."
♪ Detective Jaime is on the scene ♪
♪ He is a demon boy ♪
♪ And he's gonna keep looking up stuff ♪
♪ He has an insatiable quest for the truth ♪
He found a "pitaket" of mysterious seeds.
Keep searching, my boy.
Looks like something might be brewing.
Wow, way to be freaking messy, you demon.
That's not how real people search things, Jaime.
What is that? He looks like a dog like digging up a whole.
Yeah, let's keep searching evidence.
He's hungry.
Ham and cheese sandwich feels like such a thing
that a detective would have.
All right, he's looking for some more stuff.
And he found some Clandestine Dongle.
What is a Clandestine Dongle?
We have to require 15 pieces of evidence
but right now he has five.
- [Man] He's a vegetarian!
- Oh no! Jaime, stop! I'm sorry!
Get some cheese crackers (laughs).
Oops! (laughs)
I'm sorry, Jaime.
Look at his little pout.
He's like, "I hate you, person that's controlling
my actions."
But let's look at this items in the stack.
He's got a bizarre photo.
He's got, oh, some creepy sounds,
partially redacted report, two packets of bizarre seeds,
and a clanglest, canguh-glest,
clangless, cangluh, clan, clandestine,
can, Clandestine Doggle.
(audience claps)
Never ask me to say that again.
Let's keep searching.
We need more evidence!
He found a suspiciously blurry photo.
(gun shots) Bam Bam!
Right, he's done with his snack and he put it down so that-
I think you're leaving traces of yourself in this, Jaime.
Maybe we don't wanna do that.
He found some infrared microfilm,
he found some aerial surveillance footage,
he found an encrypted USB device.
Wow, he's been busy.
Our boy's got nine things already.
Can we search anything else?
Hack for evidence?
Oh, he's got, got to get some programming skills.
So he can't get anymore evidence, I don't think?
Let's do a little quick-y double check.
Looks like we got to everything.
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup,
yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
Let's go home, Jaime because I think you need
to learn how to be a hacker.
Honestly, I don't think you wanna be here after dark.
It's almost 1 AM, so let's get out of here.
This place is spooky!
All right, so we're back at the...
I'm not even gonna try to pronounce that.
Wait, he can get a key card if he join the military.
It seems like there's a bunch of different ways
for him to do stuff.
It was programming, right?
He's got to do programming.
He's sitting down at the computer,
feeling newly energized and ready
to practice some programming skills.
Should our boy enlist?
I feel like he'd be good at it.
So he could be a scientist, a detective...
Military.
He doesn't have a job, he has nothing better to do.
Military.
"Physical fitness and discipline will be they keys
to success in the military career."
He definitely likes physical fitness.
Discipline? He can probably fool them
into thinking that he's disciplined.
He's a demon.
"Rising through the ranks will not come easy."
Unless you're a demon
or "unless you can demonstrate your physical prowess."
Great! All right, he's gonna join, he's gonna enlist.
"Jaime is now a Lacking Corporal at StrangerVille
National Base. He starts Monday 7 AM."
So he's got to do a fitness skill, and do some marching.
Let's get this programming skill up really fast.
Yes, just like the olden days of a hundred baby challenge,
I just sit here and make them figure out their skills,
very quickly.
I don't care if you're tense.
Oh, he's level two?
Oop! He just changed into his little outfit!
Look at our boy! He's all grown up
and joining the military.
Chelsea would be so proud.
Yas! We love a man in a uniform!
Oh, look at his little, eyebrows.
Aw, our baby's all grown up.
Is she welcoming us to the neighborhood?
She is, but we're busy marching, woman.
What is that?
(woman mumbling) (eerie music)
What is this? Oh my, oh my god.
This is one of the strange people in the StrangeVille.
Oh my god, there's two of them.
She's coming up our door!
Get out of our home, woman.
Oh my god, can we lock our door?
I don't want her in our house.
Everyone but Jaime! No one's allowed!
Jaime, Jaime doesn't like you.
Oh my god, oh my god, the guy is coming up too.
This is terrifying.
(man mumbles)
(gasps) did you hear that noise that man just made?
He just knocked on my door, oh my god,
the girl's doing it now too.
But we met Leslie before, didn't we?
Oh my god, they're all doing it.
He's like this normal man, newly enlisted,
walking up to this three strangers on his porch.
They're acting very suspiciously.
He will not let them into his home.
'Cause he doesn't trust them.
Oh my god, they're all twitching.
(woman mumbles)
Oh, oh.
We're not inviting anyone in ever again.
We don't trust anyone.
"Embrace the mother she will bring you peace."
What is this game?
I am spooked! Look at this creepy writing.
Jaime, my young son.
(woman mumbles)
Jaime, is...
"Beauty, beauty, beauty, beauty."
Yeah, go inside and unwind, Jaime, that was creepy.
They can stay out!
Look at him through the door over there.
He's like trying to have a good time, like, oh my gosh.
He's a little hungry, still,
'cause he didn't have breakfast.
We're not gonna have bacon.
Are they still out there?
(screams) She's looking at me! Oh my god!
This was the bartender, she was totally normal
when we first met her too, oh god.
What, what is going on here?
"Join us in the crater.", This man said.
And I think they're leaving, are they leaving, finally?
No, they're just sitting, she is, mmm-mmm,
mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm.
Jaime, what did you get yourself into, my boy?
He's a long way from home, this demon son of ours.
But he's not gonna let any of this stop him.
He's a demon but he won't eat animals.
Our boy needs to march more.
They left, finally, okay.
Are you gonna march around outside?
All right, be careful, Jaime.
There's crazy-
March, he's marching fast because, uh,
honestly, I don't wanna just sit and watch him march.
He's marching really far.
Yeah, you keep doing it, man.
He's burning to death? Jaime don't do that!
No, no, Jaime, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Change into nude, that would be a scandal.
Outfits? Don't do it, don't do it.
In your hot, in your hot outfit.
Hot outfit, there you go, you're okay, there you go.
Okay, now finish marching.
He's uncomfortable.
Okay, go home.
Go home, yeah, go home, go home.
Oh, those women think, I feel like they're into him.
She's like sassy walking his way.
She's a conspiracy theorist! I wanna key card!
No, Jaime, I know you're uncomfortable
turn your butt around, talk to this hot conspiracy theorist.
"I hear the scientist and military personnel
have access to a key card. Try asking them."
"I have a few theories about what's going on the lab
but I'm not gonna share that with just anyone."
Okay, so she wants to be our friend first.
He's really uncomfortable, he's probably gonna pass out.
Ask her about StrangerVille,
just ask everybody on the street.
This girl says, "Have you checked out Curio Shop
near the trailer park? I hear there's a secret inventory
that might be worth checking out."
Oh, Curio Shop, put that on our ever growing list
of things to do in this bizarre town.
Oh, look it's a girl scout. You got cookies?
You got cookies, though?
All right, why don't you go home.
Yeah, go home, you're tired.
Ain't no rest for the demons, my Jaime.
The demons never rest.
Apparently Jaime needs to.
All right, so he's gonna sleep it off.
He's working in three days.
Luckily, we have more than enough time
to get our, get our stuff going on there.
We have mysteries to solve!
So we're gonna get his needs up
and then we're gonna go check out
that latest place that, that woman talked about.
It's like 8 AM so I'm hoping the place is open.
All right, let's travel.
We're not taking anybody else
'cause we don't trust anyone anymore.
This girl ended up crazy.
I guess we'll go to the information center
and then walk over to wherever this Curio place is.
All right, so we're gonna look around.
It's the bar, we don't want the bar.
This is the trailer park. Where are you?
These are weird-
Oh no, they're just cactus.
This is it! Our boy, Jaime's found it.
We're gonna take a walk on down Curio town.
♪ Run Jaime, run Jaime, Jaime run, Jaime run ♪
♪ Running to this place ♪
All right, this looks like a good place
to waste some money we don't have.
All right, this guy says, "Some sinister stuff's going on
around here. I knew someone trustworthy enough,
I might show them evidence I found."
Oh, let's talk about StrangerVille.
Do not fight him, Jaime.
You little demon.
Why, why is that, don't romance him, you don't need to.
I mean, I guess you could but...
Oh, so he's paranoid.
What? This man? Paranoid?
Why would anyone say that?
"I convinced one of the scientist to show me some evidence."
So he's got evidence, and we want the evidence.
Why don't you share your conspiracy theories, Jaime?
Be like, "I am also a fellow guy."
Just really get to know this man before you jump in.
Maybe buy an item, make him really trust us.
"Look, there's some strange things going on in this town.
It all started a couple weeks ago."
"There was a large explosion inside that crater
and things have not been quite the same since."
All right, here's the stuff.
Spy Bug, can be planted on other Sims, buy.
Avoiding the Watchful Eye, uh,
it's about avoiding unwanted snoops, buy.
Bizarre Fruit, okay.
♪ I'm just gonna buy everything ♪
♪ We're gonna spend so much money ♪
♪ I don't care ♪
♪ I really want to get this guy's trust ♪
♪ Also, I don't care about spending all this money ♪
He's got 12,000 dollars, he'll be fine.
Okay, maybe we don't need all
of the Wacky Wonderful Carnival Sock Cyclops.
I don't think we need all these Beacons either.
I got a little ahead of myself.
Let's scale it back, you know.
The rest of this looks good.
Request a key card, why not?
"I have a key card in my secret inventory.
I will only sell this to you
if you can prove you're committed
to the StrangerVille investigation.
Maybe you have a Secret Dossier."
We do have a Secret Dossier!
Oh, we don't have a Secret Dossier.
I thought we did, but we have, part of a Secret Dossier.
Okay, we can plant a bug on him, which is funny.
Let's just discuss some interests.
And then, I think we just need to get more info.
Which means we need to hack a computer.
And now he's gonna do some push ups.
(indistinct)
"You've already made great strides in unlocking the secrets
behind StrangerVille."
What's happening? Why is his neighbors
look like their bodies aren't working functionally?
Why do they look like they all kind of wanna kill him
and also wanna do a weird dance that no one ever taught him?
Why is there a bunch of random plants that are glowing?
Why does he need a key card?
Probably to open that thing.
What's behind that glow-y door?
Why was that one, mean, scientist girl so snotty.
There's so many questions to answer
and unfortunately, we are out of time today.
Thank you guys so much for tuning in.
Let me know if you enjoyed this.
Maybe there'll be a part two, who knows?
(lullaby music)