PREVIOUSLY ON GAMEBALLS
Why doesn't he just unseal it?
"If you're reading this you must be in dire need of a change"
Yeah, that's, I mean, yeah.
And I"m on the bus!
This is in significant disrepair.
I mean, is this a good present? It's basically a whole lot of hassle isn't it?
I 've just watered a rock.
You can read this bit.
Ooh got a letter.
"How are things going? You must really be making a fortune on that farm.
"Don't forget your dear old mother when you're a millionaire, love Mum. PS Enjoy the cake."
Ooh she gave me a cake!
I will always remember you mother. Thank you for the cake.
Probably going to have to re-gift that though because I have my eye on a few ladies.
Let's see how these are doing.
Oh come on!
See this is ...
This is why people don't grow stuff; it just takes too long. What is the point?
Let's see how the chicks are doing.
Not the, erm ...The actual chicks.
Ah come on don't be afraid, it's Jam.
Yesterday er the shop was closed. It's closed on Wednesdays. I think he should get someone else in .
I I you know but you know. Who am I to .. um ..
I'm the only guy who's messing this town up. Do you know what I mean?
I mean. Ah it's locked.
Just wandering through the graveyard.
This guy, this guy is always there.
He's so weird.
Hey mate how's it going?
"Are you friends with my son?"
I don't know.
Who is your son first of all?
And define friendship.
We fool around occasionally.
Oh it's the festival!
It's always ... Honestly...
I don't understand how. How do people
How does this town make money?
How does anyone do anything?
There's a festival happening every day.
Alex. "you must be getting really strong working on that farm all day"
I mainly just water to be honest.
Actually I've got sprinklers in so actually it doesn't really ... hang on is that?
Is that his son?
I think I AM friends with your son apparently.
I'm going to give him a gift.
I'm going to give him a sweet pea.
Hold tight.
There you go mate.
You've already given Alex a gift today.
I'm keen!
I AM friends with his son.
Erm
S**t
Err
Got to the bottom of that.
Shane, "what do you want leave me alone."
I'm going, I'm going to give you a ..
I'm going to give you a sweet pea, Shane.
Just to see
Hang on. Hold tight.
Hang on.
Here you go.
Here mate.
"This is great! Thanks!"
See?
That's all you .. that's all it takes.
"brought something for the" I didn't bring anything for the potluck.
What have I got?
I've got a cake.
But I really wanted to give that to Haley.
Or Robin.
Or Leah.
I've got an egg.
It's not a great potluck is it?
Oh well.
Ok, taste it.
What do you think?
Does the egg .....
...help?
Alright, tell us how you really feel, mate.
It's average.
Er, so we failed him.
I'm gonna ....
take a strawberry and make some phenomenal jam.
And that's it!
That's another day.
I mean what have we achieved?
We've literally achieved .. we just went to a l...
... mind you what am I achieving right now?
to be fair
I'm digging the tunes
Let's see how the arrrrghh!
The look ripe. Yes!
Oh. whoops. Okay. Well, didn't mean to do that but you've got to taste the produce.
Um, so there we go.
I can't tell you how good this feels.
Soooo we're gonna make so much money.
But that... that's not the point.
The point is.
To feed the people.
By making money.
Also we're going to buy so many. We're going to buy more tomatoes.
We're going to go tomato crazy.
I just got two.
I think that might have been one of the ones that I fertilised.
Ordinarily,
I do not see fertilisation as a good thing.
So I'm supposed to be delivering a puffer fish to someone.
But that was. I don't know where.
I mean. I haven't got one. I don't know who it is.
And that was like six weeks ago. So I really don't ... I doubt he wants it.
Erm
Still
"Don't you have work to do?"
Shane! I gave you a sweet pea yesterday. Don't you remem ....
I'm going to give him another one.
He's gonna. He's.
He's not gonna know what hit him.
See!
He's gonna think I'm really weird.
"This guy, why? Everyday.."
I''m going to give him one every day.
"Every day he gives me a sweet pea I don't understand."
Oh he's still there. Hey mate. How's it going?
Let's chat about your son? Because I am buddies
Err, it does. "It looks like a decent day for fishing."
Fishing for what mate?
Compliments? Because if so I have been giving your son quite a f... I don't know.
If compliments were sweet peas.
Hey mate.
Staring into the abyss? Yeah, I've done a great deal of that.
My inventory is full, mate.
That is why I've been .. also ...
Those crab traps. Look at 'em.
They've just caught trash.
They were not a solid investment.
To be fair.
Let's sell this oyster.
Or mussel
Or whatever. That I found on the beach.
Let's sell this thing I fou... that was not worth it.
That was definitely. That was not.
these guys ...
Don't you hate that when you're like you try to
Catch a crab but you end up catching a crab pot by mistake. PUT IT DOWN.
Marnie's IN! She's never in. Let's, er, let's get a chicken.
Job done.
HER?
I suppose actually it has to be, doesn't it.
That's what you learn on a farm.
"Two Pike"
Yeah
That's not gonna happen, mate.
Can barely get a sardine.
This is where keep my prize-winning vegetables.
[LET'S IGNORE WHAT I'M SAYING HERE AND JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT I EITHER A) DID NOT NOTICE THE SEA URCHIN OR
B) BELIEVED THE SEA URCHIN TO BE A VEGETABLE)
And that's it.
That's another day.
On the farm.
On JamFarm Farm
I'm going to dream about Haley.
That is. I mean that is good dialogue.
I'm going to go visit Robin.
Let's see. I wonder whether we can give her a gift when she's .. when she's ... on the job.
Also we need something from her.
We need a. Let's see if she can build a
Ten thousand!
Also we have to supply our own wood?
I'm going to give you a ... mama's cake. Here we go. There you go.
"This is really nice" Ok.
I feel a bit awkward.
It was a re-gift.
Look I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna tell Leah and Haley if you don't.
and that's it.
another day
Genuinely making myself yawn then actually. And even doing the subtitles made myself yawn watching myself yawn.
Next week on GameBalls...
Mayor Lewis wants truffle oil.
Now, my principal problem is that I need to feed these chickens.
I've literally done nothing except work out how to stop carrying salmonberry.
OH MY GOD!
The season has changed.
And we're literally, we're watering nothing.
I'm trying to freak Shane out by always giving him a sweet pea.
It's the way she moves.
I love you
I mean.
I'm Jame... I'm Jam.