I know many of you saw the title of this video and thought
‘What a load of rubbish’
But I guarantee you that Garbage Men or Women A.K.A. Garbos
Are outright legends.
Hahoiheyho OOPSY.
Okay, he saw the bin was faulty
So he decided to recycle it.
No fails from here on
Just Garbos being great.
This bloke is my favourite garbo in the world.
Look at that. He does tricks!
Wup, he dropped two nasty tissues,
But he’s picked them up it’s all good!
There’s no hypocrisy in this industry,
Just people working with one clear
Vision:
Collect
The Fucken
Rubbish.
Spinny.
Round the back.
BAM! Bullseye.
I bloody love that he’s getting exercise on the job
And his finesse is unparalleled.
Spinny.
Kapow!
Round the back.
WHAMMY!
Here comes an inward pike position empty.
See ya later egg cartons!
This is a man with a deadline
And a skateboard.
This young fella is a bit like me, we’re both huge garbo fans.
Fuck giving Santa cookies and milk,
Save it for ya local bin man, or woman,
Mostly men.
Look at that.
Wholesome AF.
The humble Sanitation Expert
Now rewards the big fan with a tour of the truck.
He’s like “here’s where Troy sits--I mean the pilot.
This is where world cleaning magic
Happens.
From here we control
The Almighty Grabby Claw.
[Toy Story Aliens] The claawwwww
Meanwhile, at the back of the truck
I dunno if you’ve watched the live action Ninja Turtles movie
From 1990
But this is where Shredder gets crushed
Hahahaha.
Nah, but yeah, this is where we condense waste.
There ya go, you can do it.
Honestly, what a legend for taking time out of his day
To give a bloody
Top notch tour.
It’s not just kids and Ozzy Man
That get excited when they hear the bin truck coming to take our shit away.
Many creatures on Earth are fascinated
By the noble life of a Garbo.
These guys are a bigger hit than the Beatles for this dog.
Garbo-mania. It’s a thing.
“Woohoohoo! HE TOUCHED ME."
"OMG! My hero rubbed my face!”
Life achievement unlocked.
*Puppy gasp*
Screw this ball.
I can hear the bin truUUUCK.
It’s coming.
It’s definitely coming.
5 minutes away!
Tops!
Notice me
Notice YE-HEH-HESSS.
Lemme lick you. You smell so good.
Don’t tell me. You’ve got a treat!
But it’s not all happy-go-lucky times.
Garbos face a lot of risks.
In this bin, we can see some wanker threw out a perfectly good
Bear
And that’s a hazard.
The additional bear weight could damage the truck
Or the driver.
[Man] Hey buddy!
Okay.
Well
Bloody...
Solved?
Automation.
That’s the other buzzword that's a risk for garbos.
In today's fast moving technological world
They could end up being replaced
By a robot.
Look how much time
This saves for the average citizen.
You wait out the front of ya house
With ya one bin bag from the week.
You say “G’day” to the garbo, as usual there.
Oh you have to choose ya language,
And you need a password as well, but that's normal
Ya need a password for everything
These days.
Then eventually...
Eventually Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner.
3 weeks later it arrives
At the waste recovery park
A aaaand wait for it
Reversing
Wait for it, yeah whammy!
Job well done.
Hopefully Garbos don't become the new lighthouse keepers.
Robots don’t have the integrity and compassion
As a human garbo
Handing out free trucks to every kid
In the neighbourhood!
And they don’t have the same dedication as me mate Ludovic
From France.
He not only cleans out the rubbish,
He cleans out the bin itself that holds the rubbish.
One man
One Big Fuck Off City A.K.A Paris.
He’s gonna bring cleanliness to it
Every single day.
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Cheers for watching as usual!
See ya!