JARRETT JOYCE: Hey, man. I'm Jarrett.
What's up? I'm Nick.
Nice to meet you, man.
I guess this is it.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Yeah, this is something.
Everything you got, man.
It's five flamethrowers and a giant spark machine,
so it's a bomb.
You know that, right?
NICK GANT: It took two years to kill the van.
I could ruin my bus in one run.
I'm going to need a wrench to get off those valves.
You have that?
Yeah, I do actually have that.
The new and improved Jarrett.
Old Jarrett.
Well, let's hope that thing fits in the door.
Go in backwards.
Usually, people want to grow their business.
Not Jarrett.
Now he's stuck with loads this wide by this high.
Whoo!
Awesome.
[ROCK MUSIC]
You might want to be careful with those highly
explosive propane tanks.
But then again, I like seeing some fireworks.
Hey, man.
Thanks again.
Time to get it [INAUDIBLE] quick as I can.
I love the fact that I get to fill up with diesel now.
[LAUGHS] Aw, crap.
I got the key.
It's green.
I got diesel.
Hey, having a diesel, it makes me a real truck driver.
I love it.
Or a bus driver.
Hey, you mind taking a picture of me real quick?
Big smile.
Cheese.
So far, this trip is off to a great start.
[RATTLING]
Something is not right.
Aw, I thought it was just so the wind blowing me around.
This bus is just vibrating really bad.
The alignment has got to be way off on this thing.
It's making all these flamethrowers bang
against each other.
If I don't get this thing fixed, these propane tanks back there,
I'm going to be really late--
like, dead.
Just thinking about everything right now.
[CLATTER]
Ah!
This is not going to work.
I have to find a place to fix my brand-new bus.
I really need to get an alignment done on my bus.
Think it's going to be possible today?
I don't think so.
You're asking a mechanic to stay late?
You're going to need a miracle to make that one happen.
If you could help me out with that,
I would really appreciate it.
We're really, really busy, but I'll see what I can do.
JARRETT JOYCE: I just bought it, so I was
hoping everything was right.
But something's obviously not right on the front end.
I understand.
We'll get it right for you.
[ROCK MUSIC]
[BEEPING]
JARRETT JOYCE: I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
And I will be back.
OK, now.
If he treats this bus like he did his van,
I'm sure you'll be seeing a lot more of them.
The bus is driving so much better.
I can actually go faster.
It's like I'm riding on feathers.
Man, it's been a slow, bumpy ride.
And as a result, I'm late again.
Stunt Ranch.
I guess I'm here.
[CLATTERING]
Hey, how are you? I'm Jarrett.
Steve Wolf. How are you?
Good. Nice to meet you.
We were looking for you a couple hours ago.
Yeah, man, I'm sorry.
I'm just going to get this unloaded.
Yeah, let's get it going--
All right.
--and make up some time.
Can you pick up on that?
Yep.
I'll get this side.
- Ow. - Ow.
Hang on.
Up a little.
Ah!
You know what this thing is?
I really, honestly don't have any idea.
Crazy spark machine.
Probably shouldn't have kept that next to the propane tanks.
They usually get abused pretty bad when they're on the road.
Looks like they were wrapped pretty well.
This looks like a bunch of hardware.
But this is about $400 of crap here.
Those are solenoid valves and gauges.
JARRETT JOYCE: Wow.
STEVE WOLF: There's a lot of moisture in there, isn't there?
JARRETT JOYCE: Yeah.
Not supposed to be.
I thihnk the old Jarrett packed that one.
STEVE WOLF: Since you're late, I'm
really not going be able to have time
to have my crew go over this.
So I'm going to have to check this now.
[HISSING]
All right.
You may want to stand back from there a little bit.
JARRETT JOYCE: Yeah.
You sure this isn't my punishment for being late?
STEVE WOLF: See if this thing works.
I'm really going to miss bidding against Jarrett.
STEVE WOLF: Fire in the hole!
3, 2, 1.
[EXPLOSION]
Oh, [BLEEP].
STEVE WOLF: Yeah, this looks pretty good.
I've got less hair than I did.
As you can see, at least the stuff works.
So that's something.
So you know, if I could get paid, that'd be great.
My crew's going to have to put this together on overtime.
It's going to cost me two hours.
Taht's going to run me $300.
I'm going to have to take that off the shipping price.
I mean, there's just so much stuff that happened.
I don't-- yeah.
What'd you say you do here?
Well, we blow stuff up.
What if I was to provide you something you could blow up?
What are you thinking about?
I got an old, broke-down van on the side of that road
right now.
I mean, would that cover the difference in the cost?
I think that'd be fair.
Thank you.
STEVE WOLF: You're welcome.
And you've got to come and watch it when we blow it up.
[LAUGHS] There's no way I'm missing it.
All right, great.
It'll be the happiest day of my life.
[ROCK MUSIC]
That van cost me two grand and my dignity.
[EXPLOSIONS]