Well, it is almost Thanksgiving.
And you're here on a good day because Tom Hanks is here.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
So it makes it our Hanksgiving show.
[LAUGHS] A lot of Thanksgiving traditions.
One tradition we have on this show
is every year I try to help you get ready for the holidays.
I know that you're going to have family over.
So I want to prepare you for what to expect when you all
sit together for dinner.
Bring out my table, please.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHS] Oh, boy.
All righty.
As always, at the head of the table, there's grandpa.
Oh, my God.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, my God.
[LAUGHS] Grandpa finally discovered the internet.
Grandpa, what have you learned?
Oh, I'm on Tinder for grandpas.
I think it-- it's called Grindr.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
All right.
And grandpa's invited his new special friend, oh!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
What's-- what's your name?
Brian.
[LAUGHS] OK.
Uh, Grandpa, what would Grandma think of this?
You go ask her.
She's in the kitchen.
All right.
Next to Grandpa and the-- and-- the friend,
there are new neighbors who just moved in across the street.
Here are the neighbors.
And, for some reason, they just can't keep their hands off
of each other.
[MOANING AND CHEWING]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
Either-- either because they're newlyweds or they're on molly.
We don't know.
As always, you have to invite your Aunt Melissa.
You only invited her for dinner, but she stays the whole week.
OK.
Hi.
And also, this year, Aunt Melissa
has a special secret she's finally
ready to share with everyone.
I'm gay.
Yeah.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
I kind of knew that, Aunt Melissa.
We all kind of figured it out.
All right.
Down here, you put your two nieces.
They're in college now.
So they've outgrown the kids' table.
But they haven't outgrown their obsession with Frozen.
And there's one who is obsessed with Elsa, right here.
OK.
And then there's her jealous sister.
They fight about everything.
And she thinks Anna is better.
[LAUGHS]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
All right.
Is that how you like your mashed potatoes?
Big time.
OK.
Big time.
Really?
OK, good.
Mm.
All right.
Mm.
I don't know why you're here.
Shouldn't you be working on Frozen 3 now?
Mm.
Yeah.
Mm.
All right.
I can't believe I got a babysitter for this.
Well, you did.
I mean--
You sure did.
Look at that.
Mm.
[LAUGHS] Is that delicious or what?
That's so good.
OK.
Well, I'm here to celebrate you.
[LAUGHS]
You want any?
No.
[LAUGHS] I've got to do it a show.
You can go home now.
I still have to stay.
I hope this helps you prepare for Thanksgiving.
And, right now, back from his paternity leave,
here is tWitch, everybody.