Boopkins: No, no, nope, no.
Oh man, what am I gonna wear to the movies tonight?(idk boopkins)
Merch Fairy: Hello there
Boopkins: *Boopkins dies*
Merch Fairy: Trying to find a smexy shirt?
Then the Merch Fairy is here to help!
Because season two of our merchandise officially launched on the SMG4 store!
We have many new designs in store for season 2.
Like the cute Tari shirt!
Or the SMG4 comic shirt? Rendered in manga style!
Or the updated season 2 t-shirt with Japanese cherry blossoms and fresh memes.
We even have this limited edition gold print version.
Oh so sexy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Boopkins: Heeeey, thats pretty good!
Merch Fairy: All of these are now available at shop.smg4.com!
Boopkins: Ah!
Merch Fairy: Now go Boopkins with the blessings of the Merch Fairy!!!
Boopkins: ₒₖₐᵧ
*March music*
Luigi: *cries*
Tari: Luigi...
Excuse me. Sorry.
Mario: Mama mia!
Dakipatakoratarukutu! Lets-a go!
Luigi!
Luigi: *girl scream*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*randos die*
OOOOOHOHOHO!
(Sheldon abuse) OOOOOHOHOHO!
(Sheldon abuse)
Mario: yéééëh
ₒₖ
Mario: Oohohoho! OOhohohoh!
unh
La la la hmm hmm hmm!
m i s s e d m i s s e dm i s s e d m i s s e d
*ding*
mm hmm~
Luigi: *PANIC*
Oooohohohohh... :'(
Tari: uhh... umm...
*ricochet*
*Ded*
Mario: NICE SHOT!
Tari: Hehe, sorry, excuse me...
ₕₑₕₑ, ummm
Tari: Ahh!
Mario: MAMAF***ER!
Luigi: oho
Luigi: Mama mia... Lets-a go.
OH! I DID IT! I DID IT!
Woomy
*suprise biatch*
Luigi: OHOHOOH
(You are dead, not big surprise)
Tari: Um...
BRING ME DAT ASS!
Tari: *crying*
(You see that? Tari's clearing the first half without even trying!) Tari: *crying & rolling*
Tari: Wow! Woohoo!
Tari: Huh?
Cheep Chomp: hay angel! u da sexi!
Tari: Ahh!
Cheep Chomp (x99.9): HAY ANGEL! U DA SEXI ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ñom
nñom
omñ
Ye-heh boi
Mario: Aoowwww nooo!
(Here it comes... The music...)
ä
(Look at him go!)
Meggy: Ah!
Mario: WEEHEE!
*KABOOM!*
Meggy: AHHH- *More meggy abuse*
ded.
Lets-a go!
Tari: Meggy...
*Sudden realization*
Mario: Hmm?
Mario: Oh no!
Wait!
Mmm......
Mario: Oh...
Oi-Yuh.
Mario: C'mon!
Mario: Okey-dokey, what's wrong with you?
dis sad
Mario: Dakipatokaputurutu! Ooooh!
*Sad look*
)':
Oh...?
*more quiet sobbing ): *
this is so sad......Lik if u cri everytime
Meggy: *Cries* (Fuzzy: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D: MEGGY NUUU)
*pokey poke*
Mario: hmm. *sigh* (MARIO'S GIVING UP SPAGHETTI?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
Oh yeah! Mm-hmm!
Meggy: *Cute Laugh :3*
Tari: Meggy! Keep going!!!
Luigi: *laughs*
Tari: Meggy... sorry *giggles*
Luigi: Oh, yeah, mama mia! Okey-dokey.
Oh yeah! Mario! Spaghetti!
Mario: 𝔻 𝕆 ℕ ' 𝕋 𝕋 𝕆 𝕌 ℂ ℍ
Luigi and Tari: aooooowwww...
just Tari: You can do it!
Mario: Ha-ha! Eii, u veri gud-a!
Luigi I fight for my friends.
*Happy cheering*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Tari: Okie dokie!
Luigi: Okie-dokie!
Mario: OKie DOKie!
Mario numba 1!
Tari: Uhh...
Luigi: oh yeah!
Tari: uhh... I don't know...
You can do it!
*click*
I did it! I DED IT!
EI DOD IT!
AY DED OT!
AI DEDDET!
Tari: Aha!
*ricochet*
*ding*
eyy Thats-a pretty good! (Luigi get outta there i feel you're gonna die)
*WEEGEE PAIN* (I told you weegee)
Mario: No problem! Da-dada-daa! Here i go!
🎵 Go-go-go weegee! 🎵
🎵 Go weegee! 🎵
🎵 Gow-goe- 🎵
🎵 gowigi! 🎵
🎵 Weegee weegee wigi go go! 🎵
🎵 O ye! o ye! 🎵
🎵 Go Go weegee! 🎵
🎵 Luigi!! 🎵
🎵 Oh yeah! Oh yeah! 🎵
Mario: Ahh! Mama-mia!
I gotcha!
*Spooked Luigi and Tari*
oh poop.
Mario: Are you ready to die?
Dalek Mario: EXTERMINATE
Mario: Come heeeere fishy fishy!
*Land like a Baws*
Quik maffs
Boing! You are dead.
*Suprised Inkling sound* (Not big suprize.)
* A B U S E *
Mario: Oh yeah!
Mario: Blup blup blup (noted.)
*Luigi laugh*
Tari: Yay!
Mario's
gonna kil
som b****s!
WAAAAAAAAAH!
Luigi: WAH!? Tari: OAH!? Meggy: Mi?!
Mario: fak u
Tari: Merry? Uh... I don't know...
Meggy: Nobody cares! (Oooooh)
Luigi: why r u so mean to me (us) )':
Mario: Hmm?
kids gon' die Tonight >:)
YATATATATATATATA YATA
Tari & Meggy: WAAAAAAAAH!
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*more Sheldon abuse*
!
Desti: veemo!
Buh bye~
Oh s***!
Octoshit
*high pitched squid voice*
more octoshit
Mario: Hmm! no! >:(
Imma gonna get u!
Watch out! Come here b****s!
*grunts*
(shet)
doh
ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa
Mario: oh My head...
holy squid
Tari: oh no!
awwww
Mario: YEAH!
Mario
love
big ol ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
<-TO BE CONTINUED