- Spider-Man twerking?
This is the remake I need!
- Why am I weak?
- You can see I'm like trembling, right?
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
(both laugh)
- Jonathan Van Ness is my favorite cannibal siren.
- Right, JVN is so hilarious in this.
- Yeah, he really is.
- (FBE) Uh guys, are you ready to shoot this thing?
- Sorry, sorry, we'll get to the laugh challenge
in like one minute.
- Yeah, sorry, we're listening to Heads Will Roll
by Kate McKinnon and Emily Lynne on Audible.
- (FBE) Oh yeah, with Meryl Streep and Tim Gunn, right?
- What? You don't know what Audible is?
- (FBE) No, I know what Audible is.
- Wow, and I thought Eric was behind the times.
- (FBE) I said I've heard of it!
Audible's the best source for digital audiobooks.
- Actually, Audible is the best source for digital audiobooks.
- (FBE) That is what I said!
- They have original shows, news, comedy, and of course, audiobooks!
- All from leading publishers, broadcasters, and entertainers.
- And you can get your first audiobook for free, plus two Audible originals
when you try Audible for 30 days.
- Just visit Audible.com/FBE. - Or text FBE to 500500.
- You can even share audiobooks with your friends.
- Yeah, which is why I know stan Queen Mortuana
and want a raven as a pet. - You are so welcome!
(both laugh) - Okay, okay, okay!
What do we listen to next?
- I mean, anything!
Audible has an unmatched library of content plus Audible Originals!
- Ooh! - (FBE) Oh yeah!
I love Audible Originals! - What are Audible Originals, you ask?
- (FBE) I didn't! - Oh, well, they're exclusive
audio tracks done by celebrated storytellers.
- They're from playwrights, journalists, authors,
even comedians like Kate McKinnon.
- (FBE) Thank you for explaining what I already knew.
- Sounds like you're ready to go to Audible.com/FBE.
- Or text FBE to 500500!
- Or you could actually click-- - (FBE) Let me guess.
Just click on the link in the description below?
- (whispers) Wow. How did you know that?
- That's impressive. - Hey, you ready to keep laughing?
- Yeah, yeah!
- (FBE) Uh, hang on, what about this episode?
(both laugh) Guys!
Hello!
This is a Try Not To Laugh, remember?
Okay, Danny, I am cutting you from this episode!
- Whatever! (laughs)
- Oh my God, you are such a Prince Albert!
- Oh, I really am though.
- (FBE) Okay guys, can we stop rolling on them please?
Just enough. (screen beeps)
- (FBE) We've got a Laugh Challenge for you.
- Ugh!
I'm so bad at these!
- Is it try to keep laughing? - (FBE) No.
- (laughs) Come on! You guys need to do that one.
I want to do that one.
- I'm known for laughing and smiling,
and being all giddy and bubbly.
So these hurt me. (laughs)
- (FBE) You know how this goes.
If you laugh or smile at all, even between videos, you get a point,
and the least number of points wins.
- Okay, I'm just, I'm really gonna try today.
I've been really bad at this all year, been awful at it,
but you know what? Today, I feel like might be the day.
Probably not.
- I'm gonna try.
As long as there's no one laughing, I'm good! (laughs)
But then you can't laugh, 'cause then I laugh.
- I need to remain calm. Remain clear.
I'm coming for the throne of the Do Not Laugh King.
I have no soul.
- (man) Hey, put some socks on, you (grunts).
(Carlos laughs)
- Right off the bat! (buzzer rings)
- (man) Hey, put some socks on, you (grunts)
- (laughs) First video! (buzzer rings)
- (man) Put some socks on, you (grunts)
- Oh [bleep].
- (man) Put some socks on, you (grunts)
- Okay, okay. Didn't laugh.
- All those popcorn, wasted.
- That one almost got me, but then I realized
this is a challenge. I wanna win!
It's happening!
(feet tapping)
- Oh, this is one of the ones where they take out the audio.
(Carlos laughs) (buzzer rings)
- (laughs) I'm so weak. (buzzer rings)
- Oh, this causes me so much discomfort.
(hand claps)
- (laughs) What the [bleep] clap, why?
(buzzer rings)
- It's a good song. - Who does this?
Who thinks of these things?
- Well, this is really funny.
- These are alright. Not really my type of humor.
- Mm-mm, that was, that, no.
I'm like sweating. This is a sport.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - Mario Kart!
- (Steve) I don't know whose side I'm on!
Are you on my side? (Mikaela laughs)
- I wasn't ready when they panned around to see their faces.
(buzzer rings)
- Is this Steve and Dr. Phil?
- Oh my, is that Dr. Phil and Steve Harvey?
[Bleep] (laughs) (buzzer rings)
- Oh my gosh.
- I don't think I'm gonna laugh at this one, I think I'm good now.
(laughs) Damn. (buzzer rings)
- (Phil) Okay, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you.
- Hmm.
- (Steve) Uh oh, you got it! Careful, easy, easy, easy.
- What is happening?
- This is the greatest Mario Kart game ever!
- (Mario) Woo!
- This needs to be over. Thank God.
That was hard.
- Who takes the time to do these things?
Is it, it's always on my mind.
And I'm also grateful for it, so thank you.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Oh precious, precious!
- See this, I like.
(birds tweeting) (cat meows)
(Carlos laughs) (buzzer rings)
(birds tweeting) (cat meows)
- Oh, that is very cute.
- Mm-hmm. (cat meows)
Mm-hmm.
- I really, really, wanted to laugh and smile for that one.
That one was the best. I love everything about that one.
- My heart is smiling. My face is not.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Oh, this is gonna be good.
- ♪ Smoke everyday, weed everyday ♪ - What?
- Did they put a mustache on... - ♪ Smoke everyday, weed everday ♪
(Kenneth laughs) (buzzer rings)
♪ Smoke everyday, weed everyday ♪
- Oh, it's Snoop.
- Oh it's [bleep] (laughs) (buzzer rings)
- ♪ Smoke everyday, weed everyday ♪ ♪ We smoke weed everyday ♪
- (laughs) Why do, the internet, I swear!
Oh my God. (buzzer rings)
- ♪ Smoke weed everyday ♪ ♪ Everyday smoke everyday ♪
- Ooh! (laughs) I love this one!
(buzzer rings)
- ♪ Everyday ♪ ♪ Smoke weed, smoke everyday ♪
♪ Smoke everyday ♪ - Hmm.
- ♪ Everyday ♪ - This one's harder.
- It fits so perfectly. - ♪ Everyday ♪
- Just sad for the amount of effort that went into that.
- I love the internet.
I love it.
It will always be my first love and my forever love.
- I'm not smiling, let's go to the next one.
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (Steve) Let's go get this son of a bitch.
- (laughs) I have to.
Why was he just, what the [bleep]!
(buzzer rings)
- (Steve) Let's go get this son of a bitch.
- Oh, that is... (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- (laughs) Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed.
(buzzer rings)
- No, no!
(laughs) Why?
No! (laughs) (buzzer rings)
- (Steve) Let's go get this son of a bitch.
- Spider-Man twerking? This is the remake I need.
- Nope, not gonna make me laugh.
- That was close.
I had to really contain that one.
- Why a stoplight? Like, why?
What, what, what reason would you have?
- He had no reason hitting it as hard as he did on that light,
and I respect him so much for that.
What I won't do right now though is give up this challenge.
♪ ("Down With The Sickness") ♪
- ♪ Oh ah ah ah ah ♪
- Aw [bleep]! (buzzer rings)
- Oh, this is gonna be good.
I can... - ♪ Oh ah ah ah ah ♪
- Okay, I'm fine. (laughs) Okay, no.
(buzzer rings)
- ♪ Oh ah ah ah ah ♪
- (laughs) Okay, that [bleep]! That's the video of the day!
(buzzer rings)
- ♪ Oh ah ah ah ah ♪ (Carlos laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- Oh hell yeah! No...
- ♪ Oh ah ah ah ah ♪
- I knew it.
- ♪ Oh ah ah ah ah ♪
- We're okay.
(grunts) Okay.
- I feel like I'm succeeding at this and also not succeeding in
making people believe I'm not a robot. (laughs)
Does that count? I just made myself laugh.
- (FBE) I mean, it was a laugh, so technically, it counts.
- Damn it. (buzzer rings)
- ♪ See you again ♪ ♪ When I see you again ♪
♪ Oh ♪
- I'm gonna start crying.
- Oh, I seen this one too.
It was really funny. (laughs) [Bleep]!
[Bleep]! (buzzer rings)
- ♪ When I see you again ♪ ♪ Oh ♪
- Oh no. (laughs)
Why am I weak?
Okay. (buzzer rings)
- ♪ Oh ♪
- Oh my God, no, I was trying not to laugh,
I was trying to save my surprise! (buzzer rings)
- Don't.
Okay. (laughs) Dang it.
[Bleep], the freaking song, that's why!
It literally looked like it was running away.
It felt so bad, it was like (hums) just going two different lanes,
that's so funny. (buzzer rings)
- ♪ Oh ♪
- This is a good one. I like this.
- Why is that so funny? How did that even happen?
- No.
I think I'm good on that one. Let's get it!
Woo!
♪ (triumphant music) ♪
- (narrator) Introducing Playtime Woody!
- (man) Hello.
- (narrator) Take off his hat, and he reacts!
- (man) My hat is missing. (Mikaela laughs)
- (kid) Here it is! - (man) Thank you
for returning my hat. (buzzer rings)
My hat is missing. - (kid) Here it is!
- Alright! - (man) Thank you
for returning my hat. Without my hat I am lost.
(Sheila laughs) - (narrator) Playtime Woody!
(buzzer rings)
- (man) Without my hat I am lost.
- (narrator) Playtime Woody! Batteries not included.
From Thinkway Toys!
- Poor Woody.
- That's a great idea for a video. The execution. (blows raspberry)
- You can see I'm like trembling right?
- Hoo, oh, I looked at you and I almost smiled.
I almost smiled, but not because of the video.
Hoo! That was a good save.
Pat on the back, Jair, man.
I almost went down, but I stayed up.
- We gave our teacher a fake attendance sheet.
- (teacher) Attendance, is Ben Dover here?
- (student) Here.
- (teacher) Mike Oxlong?
- This is the humor that plays into the 12 year old boy
that is in my soul. (buzzer rings)
- (teacher) Ben Dover here? - (student) Here.
- (teacher) Mike Oxlong? - The [bleep]! (laughs)
That was a good one. (buzzer rings)
- (teacher) Phil M'Crack? (Jair laughs)
Hue Janus? (buzzer rings)
Phil M'Crack? - (student) I got you!
- How could he fall for that?
- (teacher) Hue Janus? - (student) Here.
- (teacher) Dick Hertz?
- Teacher has got to be in on this.
- (teacher) Tes Tickles? - (student) Here, here.
- Oh my God! They actually did this?
I can't believe. - (teacher) Hue G. Rection?
- I can't believe! (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- (teacher) Iwan Tufuq?
- (laughs) He's so stupid. I hate him!
(buzzer rings)
- (teacher) Iwan Tufuq? - How is he not aware?
- He really doesn't know?
- (teacher) Mike Huck Hertz?
- (student) [Bleep] my [bleep].
- That was good.
I'm like so close right now. I think I'm good, I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
- This is a physical representation of seeing me evolve as a person,
because normally, I would have been on the floor with laughter with that,
and the fact that I didn't, shows that I'm mature as a person.
Thank you mother for raising me properly.
- (FBE) You made it! (bell rings)
- I made it? That last one, ugh, that was close.
- Prase the Jesus Lord, Hallelujah!
I cannot tell you how hard this one was.
- Did I really? (laughs) Oh my [bleep] goodness!
I'm so, you don't understand, like, I'm hot right now.
I'm burning, like, holding it all in caused me physical pain.
This is one of those things where it's like
I wouldn't wish this upon anybody else.
I'd rather you laugh and enjoy yourself
than to sit there and suffer as much as I did.
But you know what? Somebody had to do it,
and I'll do it so you guys don't have to. (laughs)
- Thanks for watching us Try Not To Laugh
on the REACT Channel.
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