in the store
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it's like sandals but no bottoms to them
love that
um I'll just get a three entrée plate
with half chow mein half fried rice
orange chicken Beijing beef in sweet
fire chicken wow that is a lot of food
you know way too much food for just one
person really calorie wise that's like
2,000 calories it's gonna be terrible
for you to eat that much food so you
want to maybe splitting my meat plate
you right okay um sir could I just get
what she's ordering but um double it
would you like to add wontons to that
don't just do it every Panda Express
ever can i sample orange chicken you've
never tasted orange chicken help really
literally the most famous dish at this
restaurant arguably one of the most
famous dishes in the world I've ever
heard of it how do you say it again Ong
Trumpkin you literally just said it said
what orange chicken oh yeah I've heard
of that I try it fine
the one at Chinchin is way better I
don't think I'm gonna get it character
the lemon chicken it's like the orange
chicken but made with lemons Oh what was
the first thing you said L'Orange a
chump again I'll sample that fine can I
try them Chiu Chow
Mian bring back the SIS one chicken
bring back the Sichuan chicken hey I'm
watching my weight and I can't have any
sugar what should I wish I do you should
leave get out now
everything has sugar in it at least get
like a water cup or something I don't
know bro the pups are made of sugar oh
my god fine I'll leave yeah be careful
the doorknob is made sugar chow mein is
my main main we just made a fresh batch
of orange chicken for you ready to eat
enjoy I tried to pick out some pieces
that still looked edible here you go
you're gross for doing this and whatever
happens next is entirely on you hi I
would like a side of an entire extra
meal please thank you oh that was so
much food yeah we should probably get
back to work it should be no problem
because I was a very wise lunch option
oh yeah feeling fine about this choice
on all levels
oh oh oh no too full and gross oh that's
fine just just go ah yes you will make a
fine orange chicken are you serious yes
well nice they could say I died doing
what I love being murdered and Panda
Express come on
I love Panda Express cuz it reheats
really well in the microwave Orchard
cookie time hey do you guys feel like
the people that write the fortune
cookies like ran out of ideas like
they're not even Fortunes anymore like
look yes
see look you should call your mom like
that's not a fortune that's just advice
huh you see you don't treat your
girlfriend well the hell that's a lie is
it your dad's name is Dave what the hell
how do they know that that's so creepy
the C is wet that was a good fortune wow
that is good is this you what I mean
it's also filled with salt which is very
dry
I always thought C was for cat you're
telling me a Kentucky Fried this
Kentucky Fried Panda I'll just get some
broccoli beef oh this broccoli beef has
actually been sitting out for a while
but we're working on a new batch now if
you don't mind waiting like 10 minutes
I'm not sure 10 minutes isn't that long
only eight minutes left I wish you would
free up what if someone sees me here I'd
be so embarrassed this is so awful oh my
god this is a mistake should I even be
here of course I should be here I don't
think garbage
I'm sorry I'm taking you the beat hey
you got to pay for that
oh she will
she hi can I get the 30 entrée plate for
one and chopsticks and then I'll get two
spring rolls please sign this what's
this that states that we assume no legal
responsibility if you burn your tongue
on the spring roll because it's boiling
lava hot or conversely you can't sue us
if you shatter your teeth on the
possibly and probably frozen innards
upset spring roll that seems like a lot
why don't you guys just cook it properly
and then temp it before serving why
don't you just cook it properly in temp
it before serving you gotta hear this
funny say the thing you can do the thing
again uh why don't you cook it properly
intended before serving it's not funny
when you try Panda Express it's not
funny when you try located in every mall
right next to a Chipotle where you
should have eaten and the orange chicken
is people here put some rice on
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donar maybe split it you better think
twice before you come across oh yeah
no wow because you need to pay us money
money currency you've never heard of
money you're gonna need to get out of
this restaurant
ah the spear that killed Christ child me
on I need you to tell me how you're
getting out of those how about that beat
yeah the green flower hey are you gonna
pay for that it's called making a choice
and you can pull me back from there
it was I felt in the moment I don't know
about you let's do that let's do the end
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