- I can't wait to put this apple butter on some toast.
- And then I was like pumpkin spice hummus?
Okay.
- Excuse me?
- I know, why is everybody so obsessed with me?
- Hello?
- Hey, let me call you back.
It's a fan.
- Who are you?
- It's me, Pumpkin Spice.
- Oh, wow.
So you're like a whole person now.
- Ooh. What did you buy?
- I have apples for a pie,
and this apple butter just goes on everything.
- Oh, you poor thing.
- No, no, no. I like apples.
- I always carry an iced non-fat pumpkin spice
chai tea latte for emergencies just like this.
- Thank you?
- Chai And I did a little collab.
- It's a lot of spice.
- It's like if raking leaves and a shacket had a flavor.
- Npt getting that.
- It tastes like a hayride on a tractor
on the way to a bonfire through a pumpkin patch.
- That's really specific.
- It reminds me of babies dressed as pumpkins
on their first Halloween.
- Aww.
(Pumpkin Spice sighs)
- Okay. Good talk.
- Crisis averted.
So glad I was here to help.
- So why are you here?
(phone dings) - Oh, hold on.
- You seem really busy.
- No, this is a light day.
- Who's texting you?
- It's White Claw.
They're dying for me to work with them.
- Do you have an agent or?
- Yay. We're doing it.
- When does it?
- Here. Try it.
- That's a hard pass.
- I'm super proud.
Still low carb.
All pumpkin taste.
So when you burp, it's just nothin' but pumpkin.
You're gonna love it.
- I think I'm actually allergic to like pumpkin alcohol.
- Okay. Listen, hear me out.
I know we just met, but let's go get pumpkin cold brews.
- You know, it's okay.
I'm still working on that sugar explosion
you gave me back there.
- And then we can go to Target.
Maybe Spirit Halloween if you're feeling spooky.
- I do love a Target run.
- Or we can make some rustic fall signs
for your front porch.
- Not so into the rustic signage.
- Done.
- Where'd you get that paint, and the wood, and the letters?
- Do you love it or do you love it, love it?
- Sure. It's cute.
- You have a crock pot, right?
- Like an Instant Pot's the same thing, right?
- It's so great, because I just InstaCarted everything
to make crock pot pumpkin spice pudding.
I'm in everything.
- I still don't know how you got into my house.
- Yay. Your house is gonna smell amazing.
- Listen, so fun, but.
- And what about this three tier pumpkin serving tray.
I just whipped it together.
- This is great, but I'm just gonna grab some apple cider,
and then I'm gonna go.
- Apple cider?
Are you feeling okay?
- I feel fine.
- I mean, have you had a spiced loaf?
- I'm fine.
- I just released a pumpkin spice Chardonnay.
- Nope. I'm good with apple cider.
- But are you?
I mean, look how orange it is.
- Wine is not supposed to be that color.
- Aah! My fabric softener's out today.
- Pumpkin spice fabric softener?
- Doesn't everybody wanna smell like pumpkin spice?
- I'm not sure that they do.
- You're hilarious, Kim.
- Did I ever tell you my name?
- Listen, next Friday, my girl chai tea and I
are gonna get a cabin in the mountains.
- Oh, fun.
- You should come.
- I'm good.
- We're gonna make pumpkin spice kettle corn.
- So you're gonna let yourself out then?
- And drive around to see the leaves change.
- Sounds gorgeous.
Take a picture for me.
- Kim, this just in, pumpkin spice ranch.
- Okay. It's way too much.
Okay, bye.
- I love being me.
I'm in everything.
It's amazing.
Next step, year round domination.
Not just October.
And scene.
Thank you for watching our
If Pumpkin Spice Was a Person video.
We just thought that if Pumpkin Spice was an actual person,
they would be one of those people that was just like
in everything and everywhere, everywhere you looked.
Some of these are fictional, but some of them,
I mean would you buy a pumpkin spice White Claw?
I mean, come on.
You would buy it just to try it, right?
Some of these things are actually real,
like pumpkin spice beard oil and toilet spray.
And I mean, we had to do a little arts and crafts here,
but kitty litter.
I mean, you guys, pumpkin spice is everywhere.
I mean, I enjoy a pumpkin.
I enjoy it.
But like, I mean, it's just like a bridge too far.
Right?
Okay, what are your favorite pumpkin products?
And what do you think that like pumpkin
just should not be in anymore?
Just like too far.
The hill you'll die on.
Okay, bye.
Yay. We're doing it.
(lively music)
Sorry. Okay.
(person laughing)