I always say I have the best audiences.
You're fun, you have energy.
You smell nice.
Now I'm going to prove how smart you are.
Here's a riddle to solve.
OK, and listen carefully, because I know you can do this.
If a train leaves the station traveling 30 miles per hour,
and two hours later, another train
leaves the same station traveling
in the same direction at 40 miles an hour,
how far from the station will train b take over train a.
20 minutes?
No.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
No.
The answer is, who cares?
Because it's day eight of 12 Days of Giveaways!
[CROWD CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LYRICS] It's the most wonderful time of the year.
With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you
be of good cheer.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap- happiest season of all.
It's those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
when friends come to call--
All right, thank you, Comet.
All right, Sugarplum Goldberg, are you
ready to give away some gifts?
I'm ready.
All right.
Tell the people about their first gift.
Give the gift of love, or spread the love
with Ellen's new clothing line at Walmart called EV1.
It's cozy.
It's comfortable.
And perfect for everyone on your list.
My winter line includes more great fitting denim,
velour hoodies and joggers, pajamas, hats, scarves.
And you can all shop all day long with your $500 Walmart
gift card.
[CROWD CHEERING]
All right, that was pretty good, Snowball.
But I want you to do the next one like a sassy teenage elf.
OK.
We all know Calphalon makes a great cookware.
But now they're expanding the premium Calphalon--
I can't believe I'm doing this.
Calphalon appliances.
They're small kitchen appliances are durable, sleek, and will
look great in your kitchen.
Worth over $500, you're all going home
with a Calphalon slow cooker, blender, and waffle maker.
[CROWD CHEERING]
All right, my little Keebler elf.
This time try it like a model on a catwalk.
OK.
Oculus Go is a whole new way to watch virtual reality
with no wires, no PC, and you don't even
have to use your phone anymore.
Catch a sold-out concert from the front row, alive bet--
by the way, I'm not regretting this, I'm enjoying it.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
Just want you to know what's in my head.
A live basketball game with anyone, anywhere.
Or watch a movie in your own private theater.
All right.
I don't know how any of that was like a catwalk or a model.
The future is now.
It's portable, comfortable, and worth over $400.
You're all getting two Oculus Go headsets.
[CROWD CHEERING]
All right, Bushy Pine.
Do you like watching TV shows?
I do, Ellen.
Do you like watching movies?
Oh, I love it, Ellen.
Do you think everyone here loves it too?
I bet they do.
And HBO Now is their internet-only streaming
service, where you can watch shows like Game of Thrones--
[APPLAUSE]
West World--
[APPLAUSE]
Insecure--
[APPLAUSE]
Curb Your Enthusiasm--
[APPLAUSE]
And big box office hits like Love, Simon
and the Shape of Water.
[APPLAUSE]
Their gift cards are available at Best Buy and Walmart.
And you're all getting a $400 HBO Now gift card.
[APPLAUSE]
You know what's missing, don't you?
Uh, well, you--
You don't sound too much like an elf.
OK.
I don't.
No, you don't.
You sound like the opposite of an elf.
I know how to fix that.
Where is it?
OK.
Oh, OK.
All right.
You got it?
Yep.
TCL is America's fastest growing TV brand.
They're award-winning 4K Smart TVs have stunning picture
quality and the latest Roku operating
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and over 5,000 streaming channels.
It's a perfect way to--
watch more than a half million of your favorite shows
and movies.
You're all getting a 65-inch, 4K TCL--
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LYRICS] It's the most wonderful times of the year.
It's the kids jingle belling and everyone
telling you be of good cheer.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap-- happiest season of all.
It's those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings when friends
come to call, It's the happ--
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel,
so you can see more awesome videos.
Like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,
like ball peen hammer.
And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities.
If you're into that sort of thing.
Ya.
[SCREAM]
God.