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Do you ever find yourself in front of your laptop with no idea what to do?
You’re not going to close it, are you?
Well, there’s only one thing to do when you get this bored.
Google something that you know you shouldn’t… can’t figure out how to scar your eyes forever?
I can help.
Today, we have another list of Top 10 things you shouldn’t Google.
Now, we hope you’ll take our word for it, but if you feel like you must search responsibly,
many of these things will be impossible to forget.
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10.
Calculus Bridge No, we’re not taking you back to high school.
Calculus is a hardened plaque on your teeth.
Like pimple-popping, ASMR, and unboxing, this seems to be a type of video that garners large
followings with no explanation.
Who likes these things?!
Anyhow, a calculus bridge is the plaque that spreads across several teeth, it’s a big
chunk of it.
The plaque itself isn’t that exciting or interesting, but the videos all seem to involve
the removal of the calculus bridge which usually has to be chipped or even drilled away by
a dentist.
That seems to be what people are really searching for.
“Give me that dental procedure!”
Me?
Meh, I’m not that big of a fan but if you’re disgusted by anything involving other people’s
gross teeth, don’t search it.
9.
Your E-mail Address Maybe you Google yourself frequently just
to see what’s out there.
If you do, this search may seem tame, but Googling your own email address can actually
be a surreal experience.
Reddit users who attempted the feat stated they’d found that their accounts had been
sold, used for spam, their passwords had been leaked, among many other virtual tragedies
none of us ever want to go through.
I mean, if you want to be a little terrified of, I don’t know, identity
theft, fraud, crippling debt, ruining your credit, losing all your photos, memories,
emails, accounts, getting hacked, your face being used to catfish someone, <slows down
audio> etc… then definitely don’t Google this.
8.
Anything Criminal As we know from our last unfortunate search,
nothing we do is private.
Not even our own accounts can be private anymore!
So, if you’re trying to do something shady, do not, I repeat DO NOT Google it.
Searches like “how to make a bomb” or “how to cook meth” are most likely going
to get you flagged with the government.
National Security and Drug Control will have their eye on you constantly as soon as you’re
added to their database for searching weird things, so avoid it and refrain from even
thinking about it.
They could be in our brains!
7.
Smoker’s Lungs Seeing decaying bodyparts is never pleasant.
Whether they’re from murder, a different kind of death, whatever it may be.
It’s especially disturbing when you know those organs could be inside your body looking
the exact same.
Don’t know what I mean?
Whether you’re a smoker or not, looking at black lungs is gross.
Is that clear enough for you?
But if you do smoke, Googling “smoker’s lungs” is very likely going to result in
you crying, throwing away all of your cigarettes, calling your mom, asking her why she raised
you like this, and that’s just the guilt from me smoking that one time in high school!
The Google images for smoker’s lungs will leave you dizzy, I mean, the tissue is black
and spotty, and almost Zombie-like!
Not even in the cool way!
You don’t want to see that.
6.
Snape Wives You’d think that if you were going to obsess
over a Harry Potter character it would be one of the fine young men or relatively good
looking older men in the movies.
Hey, I’m not one to judge someone’s taste in men, you love who you love but, did you
know a lot of women love Severus Snape?
By love, I mean there’s a large number of women out there who believe they are somehow
married to the fictional character in some strange alternate universe.
Google Snape Wives and you’ll see some, ahem, interesting looking women who have photoshopped
themselves into photos with him, most without much knowledge of Photoshop, as well as lots
of stories of the obsession itself.
Save yourself some time, don’t Google it.
5.
'Pressure cooker bombs' with 'backpacks' Turns out, those are two things maybe you
shouldn’t shop for.
See, pressure cooker bombs aren’t like bath bombs.
They’re not like flavorful freeze-dried balls of awesomeness that when dropped into
a pressure cooker magically makes the world’s best chili.
Though that sounds awesome and you better believe by the time this video comes out,
I’ll have a patent pending.
No, pressure cooker bombs are actual bombs made in pressure cookers and backpacks.
So, you really shouldn’t Google any kind of bomb or any way to carry it because people
will show up at your house like they did to this guy in 2013.
4.
'Botfly Removal' This one is so bad even I couldn’t pull
through with the search.
As with calculus bridges, there is a specific kind of person who can enjoy something so
awful as watching maggots come out of someone’s skin.
Botfly maggots get into people and animal’s skin and become parasites to their hosts.
They eat the flesh, they’re just...gross, okay?
And botfly removal is exactly what it sounds like, people and animals getting botflies
removed from their bodies, quite painfully sometimes, I might add.
It’s really rough and painful and you have to cover one of your eyes the whole time,
and sometimes it’s with the hand you were eating chips with, it’s very messy.
3.
'Red Pill' If you get prescribed pills and they happen
to be red, don’t Google “red pill,” “what is the red pill?”
You may not think of it as a particularly dangerous Google search but what comes out
of it will have you slightly disturbed, and if it doesn’t, well, then I’m a little
disturbed.
It does not talk about pharmaceuticals or going into The Matrix.
What it will actually show you is a peek into the world of the “Men’s Rights” movement.
This movement is shown in the 2016 documentary under the name “The Red Pill” which is
why the apparently regular search will come up with rather interesting, and often misogynistic
results.
Men’s Rights groups online use The Matrix metaphor to identify each other online and
represent the moment they “discovered” that men in society are oppressed.
Whether you’re a man or a woman, doesn’t matter, this isn’t healthy behavior or even...
actual reality.
I’d say Snape Wives are more in tune with the world around them The Red Pill, so save
yourself a lot of eye-rolling and don’t Google it.
2.
'Jiggers' This is one of those searches that is born
from pretty innocent intentions.
A Jigger is a tool to pour shots used in bars.
So, say you’re a bartender and you’re looking to order some jiggers, you’d think,
“I’m just gonna Google this and find the best place to do this.”
DON’T!
Jiggers aren’t just shot-pourers.
They’re also fleas that dig themselves into skin and lay their eggs.
Take a moment to gag, I’ll wait...
Ok.
So if you’re looking for the other kind of jigger, you could always go old school
and ask bartender friends, other bar owners, or be very specific in your search.
Otherwise, you’ll find a list of parasites, a lot of pictures you don’t want to see,
and even a Youtube video called “Worst Jigger Case” which you’ll probably click on and
then stare at while your brain melts like mine did.
1.
Belly Button Bugs More bugs?
Yes.
More bugs.
The beginning of this query on Google is unknown to me.
Probably, someone had something in their belly button, I don’t even want to know what,
and they searched it on Google and then became very frightened.
It’s no wonder why, either, because this Google search will yield a plethora of insect
bites, infections, and other disgusting things that can happen to your belly button.
I mean, it’s just a hole that we never have to pay attention to, so it comes as no surprise
that we have a tiny universe of repulsive organisms and bacteria in there.
So instead of Googling “belly button bugs” or anything that can possibly show you the
filth of your own body, go clean your belly button and move on with your day.